zac crain

Begging cities to just build normal trains

early hbo, watched a bunch of

Cool picture by Kiliii Yuyan of a striped snake swimming underwater.

Just was told by my pal Kiliii Yuyan, who shot the NatGeo cover picture for the current issue (shown), that this is the last issue of the magazine that will be sold on newsstands.

i spend a lil time every day tending to a few dead-end crushes & have just folded it into my routine like a job

this is my shit

A meme from the most recent Dune movie. Paul Atreides places his hand in the pain box "What's in the box?" The Bene Gesserit woman replies, a poisoned needle to his neck "The worst take you've ever seen. If you comment on it, you die." The final panel his Paul screaming in pain.

This is a photo of Colombo Store in Surrey, British Columbia. It's next to my favourite momo place, Taste of Himalayas, which is incredible. You should go.

When you're on your way home and need just one more thing

i’m at the laundromat
i’m at the tanning salon
i’m at the notary
i’m at bingo
i’m at the canoe rental
i’m at the combination laundromat tanning salon notary bingo canoe rental

work

banksy you’ve done it again

Hearst asks staff to report colleagues’ ‘controversial’ posts to management Even liking certain posts may cause a problem, according to the publishing giant’s new social media policy imposed as divisions over the Israel-Gaza war roil the media industry.

don't narc on your colleagues, journos

iron claw premiere

Tiny truckers.

the back of every police squad car has a "Secret Urinal"

Sign advertising “Brunch Club Porn Cakes”

WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA—

Eric Adams pretending to get a phone call to get out of a meeting at the White House, somehow spotted minutes later in Manhattan laughing with Enes Kanter and Ja Rule at the 57th birthday party of a lesser Dick Tracy villain. They're at a "supper club" called Le Crime.

Remember that some people just like to argue, because it's the only time they know what to say.

It's kind of like when you're lost in a video game but then you run across enemies and it's a relief because now you know what to do.

Did you know bears are good at operating computers

https://www.popsci.com/environment/are-bears-smart/

You have been sentenced to death by ginger gooch

if someone gives my kids a Woke Snickers for Halloween, im going to shoot them😤

unwound at the factory

unwound

“sorry i burned dinner. i was thinking about how wile e. coyote could afford all those rockets”

“… again?”

“do you think he had a job and just hunted the roadrunner as a hobby?”

Oh he’s going to jail-jail

Man arrested for faking heart attack 20 times at restaurants to avoid paying bill, reports say Most recently, the man tried the ruse after ordering a seafood paella and two whiskeys at a restaurant in Spain, according to local news outlets, citing police.

i guess my favorite thing about the headline "Man arrested for faking heart attack 20 times at restaurants to avoid paying bill" is that it kind of implies 19 times is okay

www.ktvu.com/news/man-arr...

burt young with jack nicholson

burt young with james caan

burt young with rodney dangerfield

Good.

halloween store 90s plaid skirt set costume (clueless costume)

halloween store demonic beast costume

they’re dating

veterinary stickers. tag yourself