Secondhand Rats

I passed the screening to be a patient at the dental College!!!

Family nearly getting into a shouting match before supper over whether all sugars are bad or not

My dad's girlfriend took me aside and very seriously asked if I have autism

Girl what gave it away lmao

Submitted my photo to a "glow up" group thinking the worst that could happen would be a roast, but no
The mods declined the post with no comment??? Feels very personal???

Could mean anything.

Does anyone have the "Poop" Wine Bar image saved. Been thinking about her

I might have to read some happy books (disgusting, I know). Does anyone have any recommendations for some nonfiction that isn't devastating?

What if everything is fine and I'm overreacting?

Might have another monkey paw situation coming up

Sometimes on reddit if someone says something I really disagree with, instead of arguing with them, I will just go through their profile and downvote every post they've ever made, along with as many comments as I can until I'm bored

This is my first time doing anything with electrical and I think I nailed it

Installing a dishwasher on my own as a gender affirming activity.
Yeah, I am THE MAN of this house!!!

Once again I'm being a little freak and DMing someone who has unfriended me

I started going to the gym regularly and I was not expecting it to fire up my libido like this. I am disgusted by my emerging fleshly desires

My amazon tattoo machine whispering at me from the back of my closet like "maybe this small town could use a kitchen wizard"

If anyone knows of any legit remote work please HMU

They shouldn't allow videos of podcasts. That content should get taken down

Going out with my coworkers after work just so we can all be like "so our bosses are a nightmare to deal with right, it's not just me???" for two hours

I have the heart of a sickly ox that will not survive the winter

Screenshot of a notification reading "Co -- Star • 2h Your day at a glance You have the heart of an ox."

My hypertension medications disagree

Shakshuka on rice.... Thank you for saving my life...

At the first pride committee meeting of the year and a second cishet woman has dripped the f slur

I started dismantling an old washing machine not realizing it's actually a spring loaded bomb, so now I'm kinda stuck on what to do with the whole thing

I was making some good progress befriending one of Max's buddies but I made the mistake of saying he had 'the vibe of someone who doesn't drive' and I think we're back to square one now

Still not sure if this will cure my mental illness but a win is a win man

I owe my father a slight apology because the bile pills he got for me after this do miraculously sooth the worst of my digestive flare ups.

No more neon yellow liquid and mysterious tissue coming otta MY ARSE 2026

Finishing up my second Christmas meal of the season with my boyfriend's family where they don't have a single vegetable dish???

So just to keep us on our toes the dishwasher decided to break before our washing machine 😬

Only if you have more than 3

I need to know which ones you have 👀

High-key gives me the ick if someone owns more than 2-3 premixed seasoning/spice blends/etc