Secondhand Rats

I accidentally let my screen name slip @ work so we gotta rebrand

I forgot I wasn't in a safe space and just let it slip in front of my mom that I shoplifted a fuggler from dollarama and she's noooot happy
Hit me with the "what is wrong with you??"

Not to be a karen but some dick swerved around our truck in order to drive straight through our backyard last night to get to the back alley and I'm pissed?? Get your fucking truck off my damn lawn what is wrong with you

Feeling like messaging my old boss in Saskatoon like "you were the best I ever had"

My employers are in Texas rn and our meat fridge died last night so today has been the kinda day where I might need to scream in my car a little on the way home

My boss installed cameras in pretty much every room in our building AND they recorded audio (which I'm pretty sure isn't legal??).
He's said a few things that have made it pretty clear he will just watch and listen to us whenever he has spare time. It's giving me the ick??

I've seen some people recommend against the 2 in 1 machines on Reddit so it's nice to hear from someone I actually know with experience with them!

They seem like a good option in an ADHD household. How do they hold up with large items like blankets and stuff??

This is good to know because I was leaning towards getting a machine secondhand - I'll definitely avoid front loaders if we go that route!!

Yeah, I think the most common complaint I've seen about them is that you have to be really careful to avoid mold and mildew issues

I guess my next task as a 'homeowner' is to get really invested in top vs. front loader discourse.

I'm leaning towards another top-loader but feel free to share your thoughts here

My washing machine is making noises that make me believe she doesn't have much time left with us

Promo image for "Quesada Burritos & Tacos" with their simple text only logo in the middle, surrounded by text mex foods (tacos, burritos, churros, rice bowl, nachos, and jarritos)

I can't stop thinking about her..... I miss her... I'm sorry i left you....

Two old wooden shelves, the smaller top one has 4 medium size generic toy horses, and a handful of Breyer Stablemates. The lower shelf has Breyer Model #577 (Spirit), Breyer Model #141 (Grazing Mare), and a third generic brand horse. There are several Breyer Mini Winnies underfoot. Hardcopy copies of Anna Sewell's "Black Beauty", Elyne Mitchell's "Silver Brumbies of the South" and "The Colt at Taparoo", and finally Helen Griffiths' "The Wild Horse of Santander" are stood up behind these horses

Finally installed a shelf for my toy horses. You may notice some large gaps. Those are for manifesting more toy horses.

A plate with raw carrots, hummus, pickled eggs, and cottage cheese

Getting into what I call "zoo meals" where my plate looks like something you'd feed a beloved ape or perhaps a bear

I don't even care if they're hanging out on the exterior of my house or minding their own business in my basement but I don't want them in my bed or in my kitchen!!

Living in a 113 year old house that's impossible to seal up has really challenged my "never kill any bugs ever!!" approach to life. I kill maple bugs every day now. I don't know how to keep them out without harming other invertebrates

Spray painted some costume stuff downstairs and then hand washed a wig in the bathroom with (perhaps too much) fabric softener and now my entire house smells insane

I just watched my cat just fail to jump onto our knee high couch on the first try. I've seen cats missing whole body parts more capable than this guy.

A bunch of white poorly painted birthday hats with a big can of primer and a little bottle of red acrylic paint in the background

Starting my Halloween costume prep earlier than the night before this year

Sushi Raku

Fucked with Olive Garden so hard that my scale gave me the "is this a different user?" Alert

I finally got a good doctor only for her to be leaving the province in the new year 😭😭😭

Experimental surgery where we replace her front paws with raccoon hands

Why are coochie piercings all so lame compared to what we can do with a dick. I wanna schlong full of metal so badly

So angry that I don't have the anatomy for my all time favorite piercing (Jacob's Ladder)

You look like an iodized salt kinda guy.

Need one of those 'Diet Cures Mental Illness' mother fuckers to tell me what vegetable cures psychosis

I might actually be in love rn

Messy pen sketch of a young Barbra Streisand

Quick doodle of Barbra Streisand because I just discovered who she is and I've never seen a face that needs to be drawn more than hers. More to come, hopefully

Overcorrecting and walking away from the experience with an underbite and huge orc tusks