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I'll root... but I won't toot. they/them

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it is so funny that Edward isn't allowed to take a spare instead of biology

10.11.2025 01:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

now u get 2 b creative

09.11.2025 07:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

pit time brother

09.11.2025 07:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Archie's birthday was Halloween, and now the loss of Banjo????? idk what you're grieving about but we can get in the pit together my friend

09.11.2025 04:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

*to the tune of meet the flintstones*
Grieving!

09.11.2025 02:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I love that the Boston cop slide never got fixed and now people just willingly go down it in tribute. Itโ€™s basically a national landmark at this point

08.11.2025 06:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12771    ๐Ÿ” 3198    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 212    ๐Ÿ“Œ 396

how old does a body have to be before people start justifying it as archaeology and not grave robbing? or is it primarily a location situation?

08.11.2025 05:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Banjo has been unable to recover and we have made the decision to end his suffering. We are destroyed and never thought getting him a common surgery to help him walk better it would eventually come to this. He is only 6. Thank you to everyone for the kind wishes and positive energy along the way.

06.11.2025 18:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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If you aren't seeing skeets from some of your fave people, they might have been labeled "Rude" by bsky mods. Idk what they are thinking, I don't need a mommy to tell me who to be buddies with. Anyway, go into Settings > moderation > bluesky moderation (advanced) and turn Rude off.

05.11.2025 07:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11138    ๐Ÿ” 8098    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 14    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1155

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06.11.2025 13:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 182    ๐Ÿ” 25    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Dissociating! At the Disco

05.11.2025 23:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

MAC AND CHARLIE'S CHRISTMAS TRADITIONS

02.11.2025 02:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

just watched who got dee pregnant and her literally being an ostrich in mac's memory is so funny

02.11.2025 00:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Shout out to the grown woman in pyjamas that came trick or treating to our house. Nothing but respect for the hustle

01.11.2025 01:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Text messages which read:

"Sooo we just got a trick or treater in a costume I didn't recognize. So I said "oh fun I like your costume!" And his mom said "oh thanks it's his own comic character design! Do you want to tell her about about it???" So they gave me a comic that he made."

(Comic attached, described in next image) 

"He said "yeah yeah give her the one about the kid and his dad " ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ"

Text messages which read: "Sooo we just got a trick or treater in a costume I didn't recognize. So I said "oh fun I like your costume!" And his mom said "oh thanks it's his own comic character design! Do you want to tell her about about it???" So they gave me a comic that he made." (Comic attached, described in next image) "He said "yeah yeah give her the one about the kid and his dad " ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ"

The comic, drawn digitally and printed in color, titled "Comic 4 # Joke". Two round Kirby-like figures dressed in blue ninja-style jumpsuits with spiky horns or ears, with only their eyes visible through holes in their masks, stand against a black background. One figure is larger than the other. Dialogue reads:

Smaller figure: "Wanna here a joke?"

Larger figure: "Fine"

Smaller: "Poop"

(Smaller figure is bent over laughing)

Smaller figure in thought bubble: "I'm so funny."

Larger figure in thought bubble: "Don't abandon him."

The comic, drawn digitally and printed in color, titled "Comic 4 # Joke". Two round Kirby-like figures dressed in blue ninja-style jumpsuits with spiky horns or ears, with only their eyes visible through holes in their masks, stand against a black background. One figure is larger than the other. Dialogue reads: Smaller figure: "Wanna here a joke?" Larger figure: "Fine" Smaller: "Poop" (Smaller figure is bent over laughing) Smaller figure in thought bubble: "I'm so funny." Larger figure in thought bubble: "Don't abandon him."

Really important Halloween update from my sister

01.11.2025 01:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 154    ๐Ÿ” 54    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A pumpkin carved with a human shaped opening, and then the guy from The Enigma of Amigara Fault by Junji Ito has been cut out with a text bubble saying โ€œit was made for me!โ€ And attacked to the pumpkin so it recreates the scene from the manga where the guy is climbing into the human shaped hole in a cliff side except now itโ€™s a human shaped hole in a pumpkin.

A pumpkin carved with a human shaped opening, and then the guy from The Enigma of Amigara Fault by Junji Ito has been cut out with a text bubble saying โ€œit was made for me!โ€ And attacked to the pumpkin so it recreates the scene from the manga where the guy is climbing into the human shaped hole in a cliff side except now itโ€™s a human shaped hole in a pumpkin.

31.10.2025 03:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3938    ๐Ÿ” 1233    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 21    ๐Ÿ“Œ 23

thank you for using POV correctly

01.11.2025 07:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

becoming crotchety with age like god intended

31.10.2025 23:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

imagining a guy that gives out devilled eggs to trick or treaters

31.10.2025 23:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

you know they are one of our halloween classics

31.10.2025 20:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Banjo smiling while getting head wcritches wearing his cone

Banjo smiling while getting head wcritches wearing his cone

Banjo being a good boy, with his giant bandaged legs visible

Banjo being a good boy, with his giant bandaged legs visible

There is an Orthopedic specialist surgeon in town from the University of Florida who is extremely highly regarded and will be doing the surgery, along with other faculty surgeons. If this surgery does not work, we are likely out of options. Banjo is being very brave and positive!

31.10.2025 20:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Banjo is having double knee surgery number 3 today. They're putting fixators on both legs shin to thigh, including the knee in fixators with wires and pins holding everything together so he basically can't move his legs and fuck himself up more.

31.10.2025 20:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A white and striped kitten in a Hawaiian shirt is riding a trolley hanging on carefree. while another kitting rides inside. Golden Gate Bridge in the background.

A white and striped kitten in a Hawaiian shirt is riding a trolley hanging on carefree. while another kitting rides inside. Golden Gate Bridge in the background.

This poster on the wall at the Sleep Clinic in Nightmare on Elm Street

26.10.2025 01:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 43    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

can't wait

31.10.2025 00:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A reminder that you don't need to understand everything you see

30.10.2025 19:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2421    ๐Ÿ” 657    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11    ๐Ÿ“Œ 18

thank you!

30.10.2025 03:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

His revision knee surgery has begun to fail and his wounds won't heal without skin grafts/alternate intervention. The whole vet med surgery faculty is involved in his case because its so intense. Please keep Banjo in your thoughts.

30.10.2025 03:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

as a teen I didn't get that it was supposed to be funny so I thought it was dumb, the splat value in this film is CRAZY

29.10.2025 04:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

watching drag me to hell for the first time since high school now that I actually like horror movies lets gooooooo

29.10.2025 02:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

that sucks man i'm sorry

28.10.2025 23:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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