@lilomen.bsky.social
28yo mom
Autism, adhd, asthma
it’s the only time in my life that I’ve gotten straight A’s
they should shut down every social media site and force us all to get a life tbh
19.01.2025 04:06 — 👍 20518 🔁 1947 💬 194 📌 100
IN THE AAAAARMS OF THE AAAAANGEL
19.01.2025 04:43 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Human Altitude xkcd.com/3039
18.01.2025 06:12 — 👍 18686 🔁 1897 💬 282 📌 107operator: 911, please state your emergency
me: uh yeah, i get a lot of engagement on bluesky but it’s not the kind i want
operator: how so
me: well my posts are served to people who are unfamiliar with me and take them at face value
operator: i am depositing $750,000 into your account
me: no. more
lmao wouldn’t it be funny if no one watched the inauguration
19.01.2025 04:10 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0(depeche mode voice) personal... garlic bread... printer...
17.01.2025 23:54 — 👍 1248 🔁 110 💬 41 📌 6Challenge: try not to crash out watching people who aren’t from America talk about how much they pay for healthcare and healthcare services
18.01.2025 19:07 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“We’re banning TikTok” ok well I’m teaching my daughter mandarin and we’re all gonna be one step closer to the Firefly timeline
18.01.2025 19:06 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 02025
Out: parasocial relationship with TikTokers
In: parasocial relationships with water-dropping helicopters
maybe the real squid was the game that we played all along
12.01.2025 16:53 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
It’s called acting.
12.01.2025 03:25 — 👍 938 🔁 89 💬 33 📌 11It just means she’s in love with u
18.11.2024 19:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Literally 😩😩
18.11.2024 18:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0me on my death bed: fuuuuck i wish i posted online more
18.11.2024 15:35 — 👍 8709 🔁 828 💬 107 📌 38
Patrick Star from Spingebob glaring with his arms crossed and a pickaxe in hand, surrounded by quartz
Me: im gonna marry someone other than Sebastian in Stardew valley this time
Also me as soon as he requests refined quartz:
