Adamf2384

Whoever wrote into "Take a Break" or wherever first shared the tip about taking an extension cord on holiday so you only need one forrin electric adapter and can charge all your stuff at once was well ahead of their time

"Still, good news about all the pick n mix at the training ground"

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"That's a hand choppin'"

We've knocked over the connect four thing and lost half the counters

Definitely, maybe he's got a nephew or a son who are in the family business who could come in and do a job

Massimo Haidarra and Goufazz style influx of ramdomers

Where's the "circling back" for the "low hanging fruit" eh, I bet the bullshit bingo card gets filled quick at SJP but they don't seem to actually be doing it

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No idea about any of that or what the hand choppers are playing at *but* the criminally overlooked Outlast "Nicholas Jackson, oooh" chant that they've not got going at Chelsea would be reason enough for me. Imagine The Corner giving it Andre3000 vibes?

Heard a "Wet Leg" song on the radio earlier, they're just like a Sabrina Carpenter or some other racy popster, but for the 6Music Dads. Not for me, Clive

They seem to be trying that, quite a few senior football sorts have come and gone. I don't know enough to say why, but not great if they're either hiring the wrong people or the right people realize they can't work with them and leave

This is a sweeping generalisation but they've got near infinite money from oil so are probably used to that being enough to buy off what they need or pay for someone to go missing no questions asked and (so far) that's not enough to get your way here

As with most things I'd rather be happy than right, but I don't think they're the slick operators they think they are and could see us starting the season with daft Osula as our only striker

Oh well, that aside I stand by it. They're class at bringing bang average keepers to the club I'll give them that

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"£25m obligation to buy Aaron Ramsdale, making it 6 keepers on the books having spent £20m last summer on that Greek lad who isn't ever going to play? I'm starting to think the hand choppers aren't the shrewd operators we thought they were"

I didn't know it went on that long! Ridiculous, just think what programmes didn't get made or got binned off earlier than they might have in favour of this

That is niche. I don't remember it that well and I'm sure there were plenty of ethical issues, but I suppose it was a different time (the 40s/90s)

About the sitcom where Nicholas Lyndhurst went back in time to try and hump that barmaid, or is this some new football term that's gone over my head like "beat the press" either way, why?

I didn't rate that either tbh, it was a training top they had to put proper badges on due to the other 3 kits they brought out that season all clashing in some way with Brighton, proper amateur hour

"This wouldn't have happened if Wor Mandy was still around"

Was going to say how rubbish that new kit looks, but can't top this assessment

I don't think they're as shit hot and powerful as they'd like to think they are, if we're going to have some of the worst people owning the club at least make them competent bastards. Mediocre bastards isn't it

Yeah, maybe I don't follow enough people or maybe I've got it just right as only find myself replying to you and some others, but this is it isn't it. You'd think someone in charge would work this out and realise they can't just keep wheeling out Sam Fender. Not that they'll stop doing that ever

I don't think they care about the doubters, if they did they wouldn't chop journalists up in holdalls or get on the pitch to milk the applause of the crowd at every opportunity

England fan drinking a can in the crowd activated, she's just turned this final around

No arguments, also while it's no slight on the players themselves, but how often do players leave for free having stayed a season or a transfer window too long? I loved Wilson, but if they'd sold him last summer would they have had more of that "headroom" for new signings?

If anyone is old enough to remember being gutted about Cole leaving (like me I'm old) then they're old enough to know that all the heroes leave one way or another. The young'uns can be upset though

Massive houses, plus all that baby oil probably means you can already squeeze a few more in than you thought

Ah you're actually there already, satellite delay here

Roker Harbour, Fausto Coffee is decent.

"We needed a new striker, right now we need two strikers. One to replace Isak and another just to have a decent squad"