@macrosaur.bsky.social
🦕🦓 Dinos and Zebras. Bigness Abounds.
Are you there? I can't see past the Boob Wall.
21.02.2026 03:07 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0*hundreds of foxes stream out from under the furniture the moment you leave the room*
18.02.2026 21:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0@jaidamack.bsky.social Yeah but y'know 10 seconds later...
16.02.2026 20:58 — 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0You like foxes?
16.02.2026 06:37 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Oh no, the ceiling!
...wait, there's like ten more floors after this one. Keep going~
*than previous formulations
**compared to other brands
***when used as directed
****Prop 65 warning blah blah blah
Apply directly to the forehead.
11.02.2026 12:39 — 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0The bubble-est of goat booties. :>
11.02.2026 02:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Socks n' Crocs
11.02.2026 02:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I broke it. :(
11.02.2026 02:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The bridge is still a non-bridge and the harbor tunnel was way worse northbound. It's just a "suck it up and set the MP3 stick to 'random' until it's over" drive. XD
11.02.2026 02:04 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Maybe it wasn't perpetually under construction back then.
...or that every time I'm there it's rush hour. x.x
Me, stuck in a six mile backup on 95 trying to get through the Fort McHenry tunnel:
10.02.2026 20:40 — 👍 23 🔁 1 💬 10 📌 1I don't wanna assume but I think this meeting is about growth or something. ...company growth? Uh oh yeah that too.
08.02.2026 16:18 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Okay I'm putting overtime in on this one...
07.02.2026 16:22 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0We've clearly reached the point where we should stop but let's keep going and see what happens. :>
04.02.2026 17:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Oops -- lost track of time. It's been a few hours. I'm sure it's fine...
04.02.2026 15:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Naw, I think waiting a few more minutes is worth the danger...
04.02.2026 06:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Better prime some more to ensure escape velocity.
04.02.2026 06:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0More the merrier! The wagon rides are extra bouncy now. :>
01.02.2026 15:51 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0That seems like there'd be high potential for uncontrollable expansion.
...better get two. :>
And this is before the size mod community gets to work.
31.01.2026 16:46 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Stamp of approval, ship 'em!
31.01.2026 16:40 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
Color sketch comic commission for Astor! They wanted to see me modeling a compression bra and -- oh, that's not how that's supposed to work,
#goattrain_art #hyper
Time for the BELLY BONGO concert~
31.01.2026 13:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Gotta slap a "Canada" sticker on one of the legs. Or the tail.
31.01.2026 13:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Caption not needed, you know what's being said. XD
31.01.2026 13:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The whole point of being manufactured-shaped is that you can do whatever you want, soon as you borrow that build-a-bear fluff stuffer.
31.01.2026 13:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I love the perspective! And the little blep~
31.01.2026 13:33 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
28.01.2026 22:02 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
