renolethyn's bleak outlook

also while i'm talking about warframe did you know the higher Spore stacks up the bigger Saryn's titties get? it's true. After about 14k she hits a self perpetuating boob size and just keeps growing and that's the real reason all those relays got destroyed

and just. yeah. "nobody comments anymore how do I fix that!" "you spent 4 years being an elephant's foot, maybe try to amend that" "no"

imma pipe in on this

I keep seeing artists kvetch about how nobody comments on their posts anymore

And it's always someone who went on a moral crusade trying to publicly stake as many wrongthinkers as they could c. 2016

like no shit nobody comments

nobody wants you to notice them now

also octavia's problem is the best way to play the frame is to make a muted song with as many beats as possible so you spam crouch at max APM to go invisible then throw out all her other abilities and go AFK and that is SUPER boring no matter how strong it is

that makes sense yeah. there's a few frames i back pocket for niche uses like limbo and ivara for rescue and spy missions respectively. They're not "the best" but they let me do the mission solo for free, so...

i keep forgetting temple exists. i saw the news about the reveal and then literally nobody seems to use it in anything??

I gotta try the Nezha thing though, I don't hate the frame (he's just kind of a gun platform and those are boringish to me) but it might be fun still if I can get my hands on a seriously strong primary

saying "you get better by not being bad"

Oh yeah the Saryn build also Works without any archon shards at all--blue shards and Umbral mods let you get to the point where Heat no longer drops you past the limit, and you can put on an arcane for magnetic immunity. but still it's the first time anyone told me HOW to not suck instead of just

also one you hit the armor max you just want, in order, hp, range, power strength, duration. stick on mods as fits. it takes a little doing but it can in fact basically no-sell all the content, i'm running around in steel path blind just facetanking level 300 enemies

Hunter adrenaline means any damage you take restores your energy because you have no shields. You get that one from the plains of eidolon i think. Unless you take a Heat proc, stand in a nullifier, or generally get abilities turned off you are invincible. have fun!

Then stick on mods to be over the armor minimum (I think 750, easy doable with one Steel Fiber)

While Gloom is active you lifesteal the damage from Spores at infinite range, Toxic Lash makes you easily spread spores to everything.

You can't take more than 500damage/s and heal more than that.

Anyway if you have the Helminth segment, eat Sevagoth. Put Gloom on Saryn (overwrite Molt). Get Hunter Adrenaline, and buy 21 copies of Arcane Persistence (buy these from Roathe in the Sanctum Anatomica) for 5 maphica apiece (do Normal descendia a few times to get a bunch) ...

Ciraeon & Durrn on the beach in macro hyper taurforms by Renolethyn. Artwork was stitched together and coloured by. Stargate525.

Macro March post #3

🖼️ by @eyelessmike.bsky.social
🎨 by Stargate525 of FA

pukei-pukei inspired version again

That and some things about how to make weapons do damage instead of just smugly "ugh, you don't know how to MOD? noob." because if everyone knew how to delete content, the things they sell for plat would be easier to get.

The answers always amounted to "how do I farm [thing?]"

"Easy, just use [weapon you get from farming thing, with mods from {other thing}]!"

Because they've had all the shit for so long they forget that no, you do not actually have Things with which to upgrade yourself.

And soliciting advice was always like pulling teeth, warframe's community is largely friendly but the vets with all the knowledge are a combination of covetous of said knowledge and out of touch ...

it's actually astounding the difference just finding some good advice about making a sturdy all-content build made for my enjoyment of warframe

Every other time I've tried to really settle into the grind, I run up against a wall of "can't kill shit, die too fast"...

If you're wondering, Reno has two sets of nuts. One's like a big yarn bag (cozy inside! Get in)

One set makes a mix of rubbery gel beads and lube. A LOT of it. Just bathtubfuls of fuck-boba and it takes active concentration to not constantly pump it out.

Some days Reno is tired.

Well, yeah probably

also i do mean two sets like they're detachable and worn like different jackets for different occasions yes

If you're wondering, Reno has two sets of nuts. One's like a big yarn bag (cozy inside! Get in)

One set makes a mix of rubbery gel beads and lube. A LOT of it. Just bathtubfuls of fuck-boba and it takes active concentration to not constantly pump it out.

Some days Reno is tired.

Art by Ciraeon for one of the last Megamorphics art magazine of Ciraeon & Durrn cuddling up in the Sol Solar System and cupping hands by the literal Sun.

One of the iconic images of Durrn seen by nearly everyone at some point, drawn by the inimitable Ken Cougr as a very kind gift in 2005.

Art by Skeezard of Durrn having a loom over Earth and must’ve decompressed pretty swiftly. The ISS seems quite surprised.

Another lovely image by Renolethyn of both Ciraeon and Durrn in beach outfits in the ocean with an ocean liner aiming for the Keggah Canal between our immense nuts.

Macro March Post #2

Please fuss the artists and watch them too if you aren’t already.

🖼️ by @ciraeon.bsky.social / @kencougr.bsky.social / @skeezard.bsky.social & @eyelessmike.bsky.social

I used to not but the design really grew on me after a bit. It's like... ugly cute.

Like a pug, but it can breathe.

I'm not southern I'm frugal. I will eat nearly anything if it's economical.

People in Discord keep assuming I'm from the south because I'm really into like, frog legs and gumbo and catfish?

like bruh i'm from Humboldt county CA I just aint picky. And that means I get to eat all the sauced up cheap food and it is FIRE

im not a rando but i can post "lmao this guy is so washed" on some of your content for like five bucks

god. i want some frog legs.

i really want frog legs

pukei-pukei inspired version again