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If you laugh, you go to hell

4 killed and 18 US soldiers seriously wounded since the start of the campaign against Iran, according to a US Central Command spokesperson. - CNN

3x F-15E shot down in the friendly fire incidents in Kuwait. Crew recovered and stable

Admittedly reverse image search has tons of false negatives

All are wearing flight suits, no hits on reverse image search

Interestingly enough, pictures of 3 people are circulating

BREAKING Smoke rising from US embassy in Kuwait City, reports AFP correspondent

been on this for awhile but its neat to see actual journalists just come out and say “we are epistemic nihilists who’s greatest aspiration is to propagate the ideas of the powerful”

Generally speaking, if there's video of a downed F-15 and recovered pilots/WSOs circulating, you want an even number of the latter category

The most underrated story so far really is the Bahrainis

Probably either caught something while ejecting or a missile fragment

Reuploaded with a graphic warning label just given the state of that guy's hand

Ok, so why am I seeing video of 3 pilots?

Anthro F-15 speaking with Harris' voice: "don't come"

Patriot battery, Trump voice, deafening base boosted Kuwaiti national anthem playing in the background: "I'm gonna come"

Yeah, voices in the sora video model have relatively intense audio clipping. It's not really a limitation of voice generation models. No idea if they trained it to do that on purpose

And soravoice

Yeah. I think Israel probably lost a MALE drone, but this is the only piloted craft we know about

Almost certainly

Looks real, and there are images of the pilots circulating

Did something happen with an F-15?

Teen Sex Comedies used to be a thing.

And looking back, half the jokes are just sexual assault.

Genuinely, attitudes towards gay people and women have massively improved in ways that are hard to see unless you look at these sorts of cultural time capsules.

That really doesn't make me feel good about the decisions being made today

the blob: we have to make sure that Russia is not in any way ever threatened because if they collapse the loose nukes will be a nightmare

also the blob: it's only a few hundred kilos of loose HEU, what's the worst that could happen?

Just ira glass narrating my life

Another thing about the "oops, killed all our candidates" comment is that it makes the regime like 10x more stable just by saying it out loud

I think this is part of where the war goals differ between the US and Israel. I think Trump is perfectly OK with someone he likes being in charge with no change to the underlying government. I think Israel wants something between collapse of the gov as a whole or for there to not be government

What are the chances that Israel had his list?

Pres Trump told me tonight the US had identified possible candidates to take over Iran, but they were killed in the initial attack. "The attack was so successful it knocked out most of the candidates," Trump told me. "It's not going to be anybody that we were thinking of because they are all dead. Second or third place is dead."

complete insanity