CamashRed - Low Poly Lion

A mug with a picture of Grace from RE9 hanging upside down screaming and sweating in a gurney surrounded by pink fancy text that says: "Don't talk to me until I've completed Resident Evil 9 (Requiem)"

A mug with a picture of Grace from RE9 hanging upside down screaming and sweating in a gurney surrounded by pink fancy text that says: "I've completed and enjoyed RE9 BUT BOY DO I HAVE OPINIONS"

In the end I would still rather petition Capcom to offer a free update to give Leon a slickback with a mild widow's peak. The boy deserves to age gracefully and fashionably. But imagining Leon intentionally rocking the world's limpest pompadour to everyone's chagrin is fine for now.

I'm giving Capcom the benefit of the doubt. Leon is absolutely vain enough to have gotten hair plugs, but clueless enough to have gotten them done on the cheap which explains why his hairline is so unnaturally straight. Everyone else is just being too polite to mention it (except maybe Claire).

Lemme know when you finish it we are gonna have SO much to talk about.

Unfortunately, I shan't be answering any work emails that aren't to do with Resident Evil 9.

Getting a mug that says "Don't talk to me until I've had my RE9"

Like, he LOOKS in his 50s at least. I do want him to watch his hip joints considering how much kicking he's doing. Calm down Leon you vain fuck. You're not babygirl anymore you're a MILF in need.

Loving Resident Evil 9. I have only one complaint and it's one I'd actually consider modding the game over. It's Leon's hair. That is not the hairline nor colour nor style of hair of someone in their 50s. It looks like a toupee or at the very least some ill-advised hair plugs. It's awful.

if I zone out when we're talking, this is why

I'm glad it's still here in some form, but the original lossless versions of thousands of Flash animations like this from the 00s are just effectively gone or otherwise inaccessible cause Adobe ripped the format from the internet. Remember to backup everything, kids!

I don't think younger people will be confused by the fact I liked a silly little animation with a silly lion that partly paved my way into the fandom.

We live in a country where it is perfectly legal to marry your cousin by the way, so what I'm suggesting is that we start labelling all porn including depictions of incest as featuring 'cousins'. Watch the gov squirm as they try to figure out how illegal step-cousin-stuck-in-washer-dryer porn is.

two otters one is showing off her baby and the other is showing off a pipe with a headline that says that

being at the age where everyone you know is having children

This feel like the kind of person who heard "sticks and stones may break my bones but words can never hurt me" as a kid and turned it into their entire personality.

@goldenliam.bsky.social was running around the con with a polaroid camera so it could very possibly have been them(?)

Only on N64

Well be sure to post whatever you come up with! I wanna see!

The games in their various forms were made by an inconsistent mix of companies, and honestly figuring who has the rights to what parts of the game now would probably put off anyone who wanted to attempt a reboot.

I feel like considering you fight mimes, accordion music is frequently heard, and you can wear baguettes, the fact the Eiffel Tower appears frequently is the LEAST French thing about it.

I was thinking Mrs Harris Goes to Paris (2022), but I believe the production had a lot of French influence (Screenplay is very British.)

I know you weren't looking for suggestions, but it got me thinking.

No but they should.

Dee dee on the bus to Silent Hill. Theres a nurse in the back

Much of the issue I've had with fighting games over the years is the need to innovate by adding but never subtracting. Tekken never needed hundreds of moves per char, 40+ characters, special meters and cutscene finishers to be popular or fun, and every iteration now feels a little more complicated.

I’m so excited Fife is getting a Silent Hill set there because we get a lot of fog, there are quite a lot of evil omens, and sometimes the lady who works at the chipper is possessed

It was actually observation that clued me in strangely enough. I remember playing it and going "this script feels kinda... Scottish?" and lo and behold it was lol.

I've been following this one for years! The developer is Glasgow city centre! Kinda stoked!

I can't believe someone finally gets pussy 2 and they go and spoil it all by wearing their shoes and pissing smh 😔

Yes I'm a little confused at this one, a quick browse of the dev(s) and the game hasn't come up with anything controversial, and if it's the voice cast (meows?) then it's a very large VERY mixed bag presumably recorded over several years. Am I missing something?

Fox outside!
Little dude wins best fursuit!

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