CamashRed - Low Poly Lion

I know I've made a banger trans skeet when Chiitan likes it.

Hey guys, this commission is happening! Anybody wanna go splitsies and put your character in the place of Jimmy’s mom?

A screencap of a Tumblr DM headed with trans flags and an AI generated image of a woman with thick rimmed glasses and layered pink hair. The message reads "Hello darling. Do you love trans girls?"

The spambots are attempting a whole other tactic that might just work, cause I feel like this is just the set up that any chaotic trans friend I have would use to follow up with "cause youd better love trans girls i stg *points gun to your head*"

The new game of "is it toner, or is it frostbite."

Microsoft announces that next XBox will play both XBox games and that fake game where the king keeps fucking up

They're boids, well noticed! I don't think I'd ever have the patience nor mental fortitude to animate all these rats individually.

Pointy AND spooky!

A banana hat? Seems silly in concept, but really there's no better shape to use as a conduit for magic so make fun at your own peril.

OSRS chathead for the fruit-scented @mrbenjicat.bsky.social <3

A banana hat? Seems silly in concept, but really there's no better shape to use as a conduit for magic so make fun at your own peril.

OSRS chathead for the fruit-scented @mrbenjicat.bsky.social <3

They did catch it. It was torn to shreds. Not even bones remained. 😔

Several low poly rats in varying shades of brown and stages of animation.

The same rats, but now you can see their wireframe! Very boxy!

Here's a closer look at the babies. They're about 150 polys each, no textures, and animated with blend shapes instead of bones (which is honestly much more forgiving and straightforward for ultra low poly.)

Why stop at just one?

This is Hippo. He's visiting Scotland for the first time. Had no idea they made squeaky toys for humans too. 14/10 (TT: kelseydarragh)

A mug with a picture of Grace from RE9 hanging upside down screaming and sweating in a gurney surrounded by pink fancy text that says: "Don't talk to me until I've completed Resident Evil 9 (Requiem)"

A mug with a picture of Grace from RE9 hanging upside down screaming and sweating in a gurney surrounded by pink fancy text that says: "I've completed and enjoyed RE9 BUT BOY DO I HAVE OPINIONS"

In the end I would still rather petition Capcom to offer a free update to give Leon a slickback with a mild widow's peak. The boy deserves to age gracefully and fashionably. But imagining Leon intentionally rocking the world's limpest pompadour to everyone's chagrin is fine for now.

I'm giving Capcom the benefit of the doubt. Leon is absolutely vain enough to have gotten hair plugs, but clueless enough to have gotten them done on the cheap which explains why his hairline is so unnaturally straight. Everyone else is just being too polite to mention it (except maybe Claire).

Lemme know when you finish it we are gonna have SO much to talk about.

Unfortunately, I shan't be answering any work emails that aren't to do with Resident Evil 9.

Getting a mug that says "Don't talk to me until I've had my RE9"

Like, he LOOKS in his 50s at least. I do want him to watch his hip joints considering how much kicking he's doing. Calm down Leon you vain fuck. You're not babygirl anymore you're a MILF in need.

Loving Resident Evil 9. I have only one complaint and it's one I'd actually consider modding the game over. It's Leon's hair. That is not the hairline nor colour nor style of hair of someone in their 50s. It looks like a toupee or at the very least some ill-advised hair plugs. It's awful.

if I zone out when we're talking, this is why

I'm glad it's still here in some form, but the original lossless versions of thousands of Flash animations like this from the 00s are just effectively gone or otherwise inaccessible cause Adobe ripped the format from the internet. Remember to backup everything, kids!

I don't think younger people will be confused by the fact I liked a silly little animation with a silly lion that partly paved my way into the fandom.

We live in a country where it is perfectly legal to marry your cousin by the way, so what I'm suggesting is that we start labelling all porn including depictions of incest as featuring 'cousins'. Watch the gov squirm as they try to figure out how illegal step-cousin-stuck-in-washer-dryer porn is.

two otters one is showing off her baby and the other is showing off a pipe with a headline that says that

being at the age where everyone you know is having children

This feel like the kind of person who heard "sticks and stones may break my bones but words can never hurt me" as a kid and turned it into their entire personality.

@goldenliam.bsky.social was running around the con with a polaroid camera so it could very possibly have been them(?)

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