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Exactly. Weird how people forget that the only real purpose of democracy is to counter authoritarianism.

Remember in the movie when Barbieland immidiately succumbed to patriarchy because they never had it before and thus never developed a defence mechanism against it?

Is that what's happening with 🇺🇸 and fascism?

Perhaps you blue💙 guys🇺🇸 should try that "amicable national divorce" thing (as MTG proposed)? I'm sure 🇨🇦 could use another province! Plus, I hear she's much better in the sack😎

LOOK AT ALL THE PEOPLE DESPERATELY RUNNING 26 MILES, 385 YARDS TO ESCAPE A WAR ZONE

You cannot simply walk into Oregon and Illinois with 400 Texans.

Oooops. I guess you guys🇺🇸 didn't read the fine print in the Federalist Papers?😳

Anyway, I hope Bad Bunny will be wearing a dress👗🐇

Well, maybe thing will get better when Linda replaces all teachers with A1 (A-one)? Let's wait and see!

"After a stroke, he basically became one of us, which is weird, because suffering a stroke should make you worse, right? Strange, indeed!"

MAGAtards are utterly hopeless🤦

When he🍊 dies, MAGA won't *accuse* us of celebrating; they'll just be pointing that out.🎆🍾🥳

What I'm saying is, liking Trump seems to be a strictly American phenomenon.
In the rest of the world, even the dumbest motherfuckers alive hate him.
Also, I think I'll pass on meeting those, thx😏

I met - in real life! - a whole bunch of deplorable, insane, stupid, downright evil people. But never a Trump fan, not once. I'm seriously questioning if those even exist in real life.

Yes. I met a guy who's convinced homosexuality was "invented" by Americans in the 90's as a form of eugenics - and he thinks Trump is an idiot🤔

With all that said, it's easy to guess what sane people think of him.🧵

What do all those people have in common? Many things, of course. Almost everything, in fact. But, surprisingly - they all think Trump is a fucking idiot.🧵

-antivaxxers
-QAnon lost souls (yes, we🇪🇺 have those too)
-"race realists" tits deep into Great Replacement Theory BS
-actual fascists (as a response to those, in my hometown we started a ANTIFA festival, held annually)
-anti-establishment people blinded by raging cynicism

The list goes on🧵

There seems to be a dispute between MAGAs and sane Americans about if Trump is respected in the rest of the world. Well, I'm from "the rest of the world", and for the last decade, I had the displeasure to meet the following categories of people:🧵

Look, again, I'm very sorry about whatever happened to his penis, but does he really have to make it everyone else's problem?!?

Those who are snowflakes enough to start a civil war over pronouns are too much of a snowflake to last more than five minutes in one.

The Obama era could've - should've! - been the End of (American) History.

But, some people got bored of the good life, and decided to be mad about pronouns or something.

Fuck that. Bring the elites back. Bring the status quo back. You🇺🇸 had it good.

They're going to put Trump on a new $1 gold coin.

But you can only use it to purchase soybeans from American farmers.

Ghost of Yotei sold 1,3 million copies on day one.

Don't you just hate polls that are biased toward reality?!? 😠

He's the third generation of an immigrant family, which is weird, because he looks like a product of at least seven generations of inbreeding🤔

One of these Petes got himself a makeup studio in the Pentagon.

Not the gay one.🤔

I'll bring 🏳️‍🌈cookies😏

SOROS FUNDED POLL! 🤤

Well, it was either that, or turning their kids trans or something! 😱

I don't want a political leader to be "relatable" - I want him to be better than me. For example, I would want a president who would feel sympathy for the 🇺🇸farmers, because I currently have 0 (zero) of it.

Everytime I listen to Stephen Miller I think of this one angry nerdy bitter kid I went to high school with who used to have just one line in his AIM profile, the Radiohead lyric:

“When I am king, you will be first against the wall”

Seriously, why is Cuomo even trying?!? 🤔