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I think it's a mistake to assume Gen Z's are "progressive", lest we forget that in 2028, the children of Gamergate will vote for the first time - a generation of young people who grew up on memes, podcasts and screaming at each other on League Of Legends. To them, all of this is "epic" and "based".

It took cutting the age limit at ICE for Dean Cain to get a job for the first time in 30 years.

😂

Wonder how long it will take for Americans to realize why russian officials are posting this

Are they gerrymandering the sh*t out of Texas to make up for the three electoral votes they are going to lose after giving Alaska to Putin?🤔

Meanwhile in Alaska!

Dunno about "making sense", but yeah, America is the only one doing it😏

I had a hard time explaining to my non-English speaking dad the concept of gerrymandering because that fvcking word is not translatable to any other language on account of Americans being the only ones doing that shit.

"We didn't *buy* Alaska in 1867; we just rented it!"

Trump's administration, soon.

Good one😏

I'm Croatian🇭🇷, and my dad can't neither speak nor read English - his media diet is 90% Croatian state TV. And yet, he knows about ICE detentions, the crypto scams, even the current Texas gerrymandering fiasco.

All of that is worldwide common knowledge.

So, y'know... WTF🇺🇸?!?

MAGAtards will take turns over trashcan bonfires and build shanty towns out of Let's Go Brandon flags while waiting for the effects of Trump's 4D chess moves to kick in.

"Egg-producing equipment, I can hardly express
My mixed emotion at my thoughtlessness... "

Lol, Yoko would melt at this😏

Doing a "JK Rowling" playlist. So far I got:

Bob Marley: "No egg-producing equipment, no cry"

Roy Orbison: "Oh, pretty egg-producing equipment"

Shania Twain: "Man! I feel like a egg-producing equipment!"

Barbra Streisand: "Egg-producing equipment in love"

Any suggestions?

MAGAs rallied behind Trump on the notion that he's "anti-elite".

Well, if by "elite" you mean "capable and educated people" , you got that right; time to bring those back.
That "I want to be ruled by a person with whom I can have a beer with" sh*t clearly doesn't work.

Authenticity is overrated.

Translation:

"The Coastal Elites made a mistake of trying to be nice with those drooling rednecks; time to clip their cousinfvckin' wings!" 😎

Well, clearly, you haven't thought this through, Dems! Now what?!🤨

Oh, don't let me stop you, lol

Didn't she fvck Elon or something? 🤔

Oh, nevermind. I forgot he has no dick.

What's more dangerous than a wounded beast?

A wounded dumb beast.

That's MAGA right now. Brace for impact.

This is a bit like admitting the sky is blue and that gravity exist, but fine. Baby steps.

This is going on for almost a decade - long enough for the new generation of voters to be convinced this shit is perfectly normal.

Steven undoubtedly would be, but he's too busy literally being a Russian.

I mean, it's not like those guys got anything better to do lately.

And by "lately", I mean the last decade.
Or two.

Or, in Sorbo's case, three.

They most certainly did not.
And you know why.
🏀🏀🤏

It's the opposite of "sad", so it works, sure. I'll allow it.