Krypto Pupper

Time to put a ring on it puppy 😈

I have always thought it strange that nobody seems to make a toy with more than two ends. Without at least 4 how are power bottoms supposed to activate?

Happy Borkday, may your easy bake oven be stuffed full of da cookies

Put my cookies in your easy bake oven

Ooh she fancy

I thought that’s how we take a screenshot with you?

Those cheeks are made for paddling

But what is your Trick?

Oh ow, that’s absolutely pawesome

Happy borkday Big Dog.

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Saw this and @jino.dog immediately came to mind

It’s horrible that smacking some manners into people….that is actually a public service….could result in jeapordising your immigration. 20 points for being the better good boy.

Good doggo

I am willing to do the chugging….. for science 👀

Or mustard, the yellow pup struggle is real.

Oh that is so unattractive

Curator of cartoon smut that causes people to touch themselves inappropriately.

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Now do a little dance

It’s always good to take some time out and put yourself in priority position of your life. We can often be so busy pleasing others that we forget ourselves. There is a lot of crap going on in the word right now and it’s OK to give yourself some grace in not being able to fix it all. *squishes*

I like the sound of Dial-a-dingo

Puts a twist to come flood my basement

Once more and you are officially a Trough Lolly just saying

Sorry, was that a don’t bully me request?

So basically a thong that can also hold a phone?

This pretty well sums up 2024

I remember the days when “get knotted” was thrown as an insult, now it’s a daily life goal.

Who is an adorable puppy? Is it you? Yes it is!