Secret Pie

Broccoli Soup - Ideal

Hello friends! So sorry for being bad at social media but I forgot to announce that my webcomic is off hiatus again for a short time!

I have three new ones out. Read them on PoliteandGood.com

Hope you like Student because they are very Student-centric hee hee

Two addendums:
-you must be over 18
-if I see AI art anywhere in your profile I am hiding your reply.

Comic can be read here m.webtoons.com/en/canvas/br... or Politeandgood.com. Apologies I had thought it was in my bio!

I could tell you what to draw and come up with character designs or you can be like “can everyone in this chapter be robots?” and we’ll do that. If you know someone that has a weird art style and is looking for comic work, consider sending them my way. (3/3)

Since I am looking for someone with a divergant art style to any of mine, I plan to tailor the script to be something that would suit your style/what you like to draw. I have a general idea for the story and what needs to happen, but there is lots of flexibility. I want to collaborate. (2/3)

Hello friends—not an official job posting just putting some feelers out, but I am looking to hire an artist for the next chapter of Broccoli Soup. Due to the nature of my comic, you can have any art style (the weirder the better.) I’ve money to pay. More details below (1/3)

Visit Secret Pie's Shop! I've opened a shop. Come take a look!

Sory havent posted in awhile, just wanted to let ya'll know that my stickers are back to being "pay what you want." ko-fi.com/secretpie/shop
I have a job now so I don't really care about making money off this. Enjoy ur stickems!

D-Deltarune tomorrow 🥹

I forgot yesterday was International Asexuality Day. Todd Bojack Horseman would be dissapointed in me for not thinking of him 😔

Aw man. I accidentally said Twitter. Oh well.

Oh and when they shapeshift, they blend and mix their colors around to create different hues like a CMYK color printer. This is why some other characters call them Key (Keyplate). But Key is also, just a nickname. This character doesn’t communicate, so whether they have a true name is unknown.

Even though Student is a bit frightening, pretty much every other character has resigned themselves to tolerate their existence. Sometimes people play with them, making them say dumb stuff. Like how kids used to play with Talking Tom. Key, the student, is here to stay.

Those who touch Student fall unconcious, and they have a tendency to enter dreams. This creeps people out, but nothing can be done to make Student leave. Pushing them into a corner or a closet is a pointless endeavor, because Student will push right back—and they are always just as strong as you.

As soon as they arrived, they started following people around and mimicking them, shapeshifting into them and copying everything they say. For this behavior, they earned the nickname “Student.” Why Student is mimicking is unknown.

That being said, I can tell you some things. This fellow is a from giant black void (The Nothing). They very badly wish to enter reality and have been knocking on a dimensional door for a few hundred years. A hapless youngster recently decided to answer the door, letting Key into the world.

Oh sure! They are from my webcomic Broccoli Soup. I wanna describe them, but tbh my audience doesn’t know a whole lot about them either and I’d feel kinda like a dingus for revealing this guy’s whole deal in a twitter comment.

The firefighters union also came out to show their support for the movement. I sure hope that Utah bill trying to remove their right to collectivly bargaining gets thrown into a big fire!

Me and many friends went. I brought my little sign about national parks and the USDA, but there has been so much happening there are too many grievances to count. I would encourage anyone who is upset to put that energy into protesting. (Also recommend bring water bottles for tired protestors)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TRANSGENDERS!!!!! 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ #Transdayofvisibility

Broccoli Soup - Everything is Too Much

politeandgood.com/comic/75

New eppysode!

Broccoli Soup - Deep in the Ocean

New eppysode! Brogley goes under da water!!! politeandgood.com/comic/73

I LOVE COMICS!!!!!!!!

Broccoli Soup - Stay Out of My Dreams, Man

New eppysode!

Broccoli and Student have a “homunculus-off.” Read to feel bad about it

politeandgood.com/comic/72

m.webtoons.com/en/canvas/br...

Broccoli Soup! - Now I Have To Destroy You This is a story about a young Broccoli who lives in a void with their best friend Doris. Everything is ideal. There is definitely nothing wrong here. Currently on hiatus

Broccoli soup is officially NO LONGER ON HIATUS! Read the new episode ON MY WEBSITE

politeandgood.com/comic/71

Or on webtoon it's there too.

www.webtoons.com/en/canvas/br...

THIS IS SO CUTE! Idk who you are but bluesky keeps recommending me random bug furries so I must be doing something right. Thank you for gracing my timeline with these moths

Hey does your life feel pointless? Go to the store and get a different vegetable that you’ve never had before, coat w olive oil + sprinkle it with salt n pepper and eat it . Have you ever had a parsnips? Rutabaga? Fennel? I bet you’ve never even had a fennel…

Me when I make a weirdly shaped pancake the day after watching the critically acclaimed 2018 sci-fi horror film Annihilation:

"Wow, this reminds me of Annihilation."

Aw shit Mimickee’s here now the app is good

Panel 1: An intercom blasts the conductor's voice throughout the tram car. They say "Attention pazzengers, the train has stopped." Panel 2: A cyclops woman picks up the train and holds in in the air, shouting "I hate trains!" Panel 3: Everyone exits the tram car in a panic but I am smiling brightly looking up at the cyclops woman with determination and lust. Panel 4: I am making a finger gun and a thought bubble above me reads: I know exactly what to do. There is an emoticon of a winky face within the thought bubble, but the artistic depiction of me is not winking.

Panel 1: I approach the cyclops woman. I am the size of an ant compared to her. I am saying "Hey girl, are you from tennessee? Because...um..." Panel 2: The cyclops woman crushes me to death instantly leaving behind a wet pile of blood and organs. Panel 3: The book of cockroaches from earlier floats in an ominous swirling background while the intercom says "attention pazzengers, the book has been updated!" Panel 4: In the final page of the book, the photo of the worst cockroach has been replaced with me. I am the worst cockroach.

(2-3/3)

The first page of a comic depicting a dream I had. Panel 1: An artistic depiction of me reads a book on a metro train full of women wearing fancy clothing. I am sweating profusely. Panel 2: The book is entitled "list of best cockroaches from best to worst." Panel 3: Inside the book at the very front is a picture of the "best cockroach" which is a two headed bright blue earwig. Panel 4: The "worst cockroach" at the very back of the book is just a regular cockroach dressed as a salesman.

Comic recreation of a dream I had (1/3)