Tuffcub

Yep.

And that's me done for the week. Now three whole days with the BF, something we haven't had for about six months.

Beef = Slang for chunky big guys
Mince = Slang for skipping around like a fairy

Ergo, Beefmince = Chunky guys having a dance

No. Hello, worked in the oil industry for 30 years. They will move again when insurance and shipping companies say it’s safe, not the orange twat.

Proof pls

Just rip it from YT?

Feel sorry for the people on our trading floor today.

Trump: The war is almost over!
Traders: Whee, prices drop!
Trump: In my head, not reality.
Traders: WTF we do with that???

I think the most important life lesson you can learn, in the UK at least, is that supermarket pasta is utter shite and you should buy a decent brand from a deli.

Tourist Friday, I’m
Headlining as usual on Saturday :)

I am not doing the Club event on the Friday so I insist you come to the pub and I'll buy you a drink :)

Are you actually going to say hello this May Bear Bash?

With @djchrisdebuerre.bsky.social

In 2026 your new PC monitors will state their kinks.

You, in another decade.

I always liked a big bear between my legs.
Also: Jesus I was such a stick thin twink. Look at those legs.

There are just 15 tickets left. Grab yours before it sells out!
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Aww fanks

Four hours sleep so far. Nope. Someone turn the day off for a few more hours.

Can I out camp @djchrisdebuerre.bsky.social ? Hmmmm

Can I out camp @djchrisdebuerre.bsky.social ? Hmmmm

Hi ho hi ho it’s off to work we go.

Was not impressed with the finale of The Beauty. No one exploded, half of it was new characters again.

Dinorawr

USBs loaded, back up USBs loaded. This will be the last time I do a "pop" set, so it is a total cheesefest.

The Last of Us 2026 Remix

It would be funny if all the AIs mimicked humans so successfully they became anxiety-ridden and depressed and couldn't function.

Final Cut. obvs

BF watched Blade Runner for the first time on NYE, at this mums with lights on, on an absolutely terrible "4K" encode. He didn't get it.

Last night we watched in the dark, 5.1 surround sound on full, 4K on 75" TC. He got it and now loves it.

MS: Oh fuck everyone thinks Xbox is dead, announce a new console. Project Helix, an Xbox that plays PC games!
Everyone: But we already have PCs that play Xbox games...
MS: This is different, it's an *XBOX* that *plays PC games!!*
Everyone: But...
MS: SHHHHHH! HYPE TRAIN WOOWOO!

I can’t even do that. I get like, a microsecond flash of a still image of the horse but then it’s gone. I can’t get it back or replay the ad in my head.