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"While they were showing" ? Were they broadcasting on Onlyfans, because that could of been awkward. I suspect you have a typo in that headline :)

15.00 FILM: 1100101 DALMATIONS Binary version of the beloved Disney classic.

Go on, have another one. What do you mean you're full? Come on, you can have another CEEFAUX can't you? Look, it's only a little one, barely requires reading? Go on. Don't make us ask again. There are people in world who don't have access to CEEFAUX you know? Send it to them instead shall we? eh?

Get a friend to go to the gym with. It’s harder to skip a day when someone else wants to go :)

I have (straight) Facebook acquaintances stuck in Dubai right now and the urge to post “Serves you right for going to that awful place” is so strong I had to mute them.

Totally using “Don’t be gay in my lap” when someone gets to close in a nightclub.

It’s always the shoes isn’t it? Spotted a hot daddy bear, razor sharp haircut and beard, classy shirt unbuttoned at the neck, jeans that are snug in all the right places and… ugh, battered loafers. STRAIGHT!

But also spotted similar on the Tube wearing impeccably clean hi-tops. GAY!

You have to plant them vertically, tail first, the roots sprout from that. #Facts

Probably should be planting Tigers instead.

Horizon was invite only, Marathon is not.

Less than a week to go! My set includes more mince than 276 bear sized servings of spaghetti bolognese!* Tickets:
dice.fm/partner/tick...

*Probably more.

After many hours* of discussion my flatmate and his not boyfriend have picked the first thing to watch on my new 75" 4k super duper TV.

The Golden Girls, crappily encoded on Disney+

*felt like it

Its a picture of a burger that looks nothing like the one you will be served.

*pings elastic*

Pupper sitting at the moment. This is how I got woken up.

Made me chuckle…

Ah yes very bleak considering their *checks notes* 16 billion revenue from Steam alone in 2025.

Made from a lovely set of curtains

Me, flipping through Facebooks “You may also know” suggestions, which is basically a who’s who of London gays you fucked 20 years ago.

a cartoon of pocahontas with the words bye felicia written below her ALT: a cartoon of pocahontas with the words bye felicia written below her

Got a new work colleague… called Felicia. I honestly haven’t been this excited in months, I can’t wait to end our first meeting.

I've got a theory
It could be bunnies!
Bunnies aren't just cute
Like everybody supposes!
They got them hoppy legs
And twitchy little noses!
And what's with all the carrots?
What do they need such good eyesight for anyway?
Bunnies! bunnies!
It must be bunnies!!
www.instagram.com/p/DOShEqXDEy...

14.00 SPOTIFY THE DOG Where • is Spotify? Is he in the kennel? No. Is he under the bed? No. Is he • on the chair? No. Oh, there he is, look! He's behind an ever-increasing monthly fee and dubious artist reimbursement model. Clever boy.

Monday innit.

Oh Mandy… 😛

I have 22 yr old cat. He does not zoom. He sleeps, gets up to eat or poop, and that’s it.

Basically he has the best life.

So erm… yeah it’s a bit big. 75”, and I’m not actually a size queen.

Well that is ridiculous. Just plain silly.

*quietly nudges all the packaging out of shot*

My new TV has arrived.. I may have been a tad greedy.

New CEO of Microsoft Gaming: "Gaming is in a period of rapid change, and we need to move with clarity and conviction"

Translation: We're firing another 10,000 people.

I would not like to be an Xbox studio right now.

Update #2: Of course after spending a few hours trying to sort it, and having to buy a new wrench that has just been delivered, I walk into the bathroom to discover that it's effing unblocked itself. Two weeks it's been blocked. GRR. Sill going to take it apart.