Danni | London 21-24 October

“Life is not about waiting for the storm to pass, but learning to dance in the rain”. Thanks for coming out to see me during storm Amy, Mr P! That’s true dedication!

Thanks to one guy ghosting me when it was time to pay a deposit, my Edinburgh tour is cancelled. Sorry to the other two clients who were willing to put down deposits. Two hours are simply not enough to make going to Edinburgh worth my while!

Hopefully someone will treat you to them!

Beautiful 💛

All three! But first and foremost the dress!

Dinner with my girls @jo-fleur.bsky.social, @meetsummerreid.bsky.social and @amadinlondon.bsky.social. Even the least photogenic dish (the mushroom risotto) was fantastic! Only surpassed by the fabulous company 🥰

A last minute cancellation now means I have a small sliver of availability today from 12-13:30. Email me with your phone number if you’re keen! 💋

Danni is leaning forward, showing off her décolleté over a plate of fried potatoes with caesar and cheese and a glass of white wine.

the meaning of life is having dinner with a beautiful woman

Remember September (and hello October!) 🍂

Remaining Glasgow availability:

🍑 Wed, 01/10: 5-6:30pm & 8:30pm-10:30pm
🍑 Thu, 02/10: 12:30-2:30pm & 4:30pm-9pm
🍑 Fri, 03/10: 9am-7:30pm
🍑 Sat, 04/10: 10:30am-12pm

Edinburgh gents, I am once again asking you to prebook as my tour won’t happen without sufficient funds to cover my hotel and travel. Getting in touch 1-2 days before a planned tour isn’t enough. If you’re desperate to meet me, show me! Being organised is hot!

Upcoming duo dates:

Glasgow, 3-4 Oct: @meetsummerreid.bsky.social and I show you how sparks fly when you bring a ginger gal from 🇳🇿 and a busty 🇩🇪 brunette together!

Dublin, 17-19 Oct: @datesaint.bsky.social and I are keen to make our duo debut in beautiful Ireland! 🇮🇪

Pre-book now, don’t miss out!

Edinburgh gents, I am once again asking you to prebook as my tour won’t happen without sufficient funds to cover my hotel and travel. Getting in touch 1-2 days before a planned tour isn’t enough. If you’re desperate to meet me, show me! Being organised is hot!

Keep your eyes peeled: @meetsummerreid.bsky.social and I will be back soon for one last hurrah before her hiatus!

A negligee, no panties

Beige socks with little images of boobs and a hand touching a nipple with thumb and index finger stiched on them

exCUSE ME, why do these random socks at the airport want to turn me on?!

Who’s going to give me welcome home kisses when I’m back in Glasgow? October 1-4! Email me 💋

That looks like a great book! Can you tell me the synopsis for the colour teal?

Who of my London lovers wants to take me to see Born with Teeth on either 21 or 23 October? While tickets are affordable, the company will be priceless 😉 www.londontheatre.co.uk/show/44124-b...

My work phone is staying at home so if you want to reach me, email and the booking form on my website are your best (and only) options 💋

Danni is lying on her front, in dappled sunlight, on an orange and blue tartan picnic blanket. She is wearing a white mid-length floral dress and has bare feet, with one foot poised in the air. She is looking at an open book on the blanket beside her, her hair half-covering her face. The rest of the picnic blanket is filled with: a wicker basket holding white flowers, a white sunhat, champagne, French bread and cheese, fresh fruit, and a plate of macarons.

I’m away for a 10 day holiday! Auf wiedersehen!

Thanks for the tip, Mr B! Directly depositing into my bank account is next level 👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼

📸: the formidable @sallysparrowphoto.bsky.social

Contact — DANIELLE SCHMIDT

💌: www.danielleschmidt.uk/contact

Danni is kneeling in a lake, wearing a sheer asymmetrical black and teal dress that complements the colours and texture of the water. She has her right hand in her hair and her left hand on her left thigh. Her head is turned to the right and her hair is loose, obscuring her face. In the background, there's a dark green forest and blue skies.

OCTOBER can’t come soon enough:

🍂 Glasgow | 1-4
🍂 Edinburgh | 7-9
🍂 London | 21-24

NOVEMBER is for cuddling under the covers:

☁️ Glasgow | 4-7
☁️ Sheffield | 18-21
☁️ Glasgow | 26-29

Lord give me strength, I have fallen into the trap of arguing with SWERFs on Twitter again 😩😩😩

Summer and Danni are kneeling on a hotel bed, touching each other. They’re both wearing only lingerie. Danni’s head is turned away from the camera, while Summer is laughing at the viewer.

Thank you Mr G for finally bringing @meetsummerreid.bsky.social and me together! The sparks were flying! ✨

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I feel the same way. But that museum sounds cool! I should really bump Seoul up on my list of places to visit!