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@snarkgoblin.bsky.social

I am goblin.๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ

229 Followers  |  171 Following  |  599 Posts  |  Joined: 14.11.2024  |  2.115

Latest posts by snarkgoblin.bsky.social on Bluesky

This human is not even good at lying .

22.10.2025 00:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Got a bunch of replies saying I'm making things worse by overreacting and making people panic. Blocked them all. I'm not doing this. I'm not going to gaslit about objective reality. People should be panicking. The worst thing you can do in this moment is nothing at all.

18.09.2025 13:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1123    ๐Ÿ” 158    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 60    ๐Ÿ“Œ 17

Humans in the United States your democratic republic is dead . It cannot and will not be repaired at the ballot box. Adjust accordingly.

18.09.2025 00:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

When your enemies are fighting do not interrupt them .

17.09.2025 18:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That has him sorted.

17.09.2025 18:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

An entire army of Neville Chamberlains.

17.09.2025 14:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Humans, it is time for that friendship to end.

16.09.2025 17:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

These humans are not failing you, it is purposeful .

13.09.2025 12:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Pale humans are exhausting and exceedingly dangerous.

13.09.2025 03:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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This is an odd little book: odd for being printed on green paper with a shiny silver dust jacket (a bit tarnished now). It was published in 1973 by Impulse Books of Aberdeen. I'm not quite sure of the difference between a Ghost, a Spirit and a Spectre but that's quibbling...
#BookChatWeekly #ghosts

11.09.2025 12:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 31    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That is a plot twist I did not expect.

05.09.2025 19:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Interesting.

02.09.2025 11:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Humans, this is what happens when you chase a up goblin from Wish or Temu. Play Siouxsie , leave out Drambuie. This is the proper way.

02.09.2025 09:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is quite magical.

18.08.2025 21:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I once heard a human call cauliflower ghost broccoli .

14.08.2025 02:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@kneecapceol.bsky.social I am fond of these humans. Green is the way.

15.07.2025 17:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Green , never orange.

13.07.2025 11:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Intelligence and euridition is required......

29.06.2025 22:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Charlie Kirk once again proves he is an insufferable and quite dim bellend.

16.06.2025 15:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Mood

13.06.2025 00:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3306    ๐Ÿ” 478    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 53    ๐Ÿ“Œ 24

Humans, take note. Throw the brick , stay hydrated.

04.06.2025 17:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Us goblins do not glitter, however we will never hinder any creature's ability to do so, as a matter of fact we are often found celebrating said glitter in others, carry on.

01.06.2025 23:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Post image 02.04.2025 09:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Trans humans are always visible to goblins.

31.03.2025 14:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Unkind men so often whither in the face of unkindness.

30.03.2025 17:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 29635    ๐Ÿ” 6537    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1229    ๐Ÿ“Œ 382

Oligarchs and their minions ...

27.03.2025 13:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Humans, go poke the US democrats.

25.03.2025 14:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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