Mattydean

Thoughts and prayers.

Stop the Epstein Shutdown!
#epsteinshutdown

Sorry. Human reporters only. With full pay. Bye.

But I thought he had his son choose his porn?

This love for Nazis and racism is easily solved by some duct tape, a cheese grater and a baseball bat.

All that proves is that he knows a lot of drug addicts.

I’ll take him. Deliver him to my basement next to this puddle of water and the car battery.

These vicious animals shot a priest in the head and have killed a family’s dog in Texas. They are not going to follow a judge’s order.

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Please please please please please

Thoughts and prayers

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If it means that orange fuck is finally dead then yes, put his jowls on a coin I’ll never need to use.

💯

Hoping we see Viola Davis as Amanda Waller show up to protect her daughter from those Nazi f*cks.

Not fast enough. I want a drooling diaper-filler mess standing there.

All this proves is that about 38% of our voters are complete trash people.

Sure! They can give it a shot.

Uh huh. Sure thing Sparky. Whatever you say.

Then why were the targets detainees and NO ICE agents were harmed?
The FBI is lying and once we check the shooter’s handwriting I’m betting the writing is not his.

He can fuck a couch. Again.

They shot detainees. They left ICE alone.

I hope he puts his crayons back in the box when he was done coloring.

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If she wants to be a hero the top of the stairs is right there.

Some gross poopy baby is way worse than my dog.

That explains a few things.

Well social media wasn’t around in 1982 but if it had been….