Devil Wears Nada

I love everything about this!! So so happy for you guys!!

YES YES YES!!!!

So someone else on my team just passed 9K. I'm a little over 6200. I know we can at least get to the 7500 friends <3 <3 <3 Thanks again y'all

13/10 PERFECTION

RFK Jr. Urges Americans To Grow Lots Of Pubes To Keep Bugs From Crawling In Cockhole https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-urges-americans-to-grow-lots-of-pubes-to-keep-bugs-from-crawling-in-cockhole/

Suspect killed after crash, shooting at West Bloomfield synagogue, source says The person suspected of crashing a truck into a West Bloomfield synagogue before shots were fired has been killed, according to a source.

I am so tired of this awful fucking timeline www.clickondetroit.com/news/local/2...

If you or a friend want me to take an old-timey camera portrait of you w/my new camera come to union square between noon and 3 on saturday and I will be all set up/chilling

I'll give you the physical and digital copies for $10 since I'm practicing

repost in case your follows want a cool portrait

My first ever trip to the ER 2 years ago was bc of a fucking can 😭🤦‍♀️😭. Still can't feel half my thumb lol

There is 0% chance this is not a war crime. I hope they hang him one day soon.

Giant fire in Glasglow last night/this am - started with a vape shop that's basically a bomb because of the batteries. 😭😭😭

Life upgrades

My ears pop so bad on planes and when babies cry all I can think of is them having that same pain and not knowing why just knowing it hurts 😭

Me toooo

Timeline cleanse, quote skeet this with 4 pictures of your happy place

"Avoid appearing Jewish" Looks in mirror. HOUSTON WE HAVE A PROBLEM. Sorry if I don't laugh ill never stop crying

A tale as old as time.

now i have to go research what years and if I was alive for any of them hahah

I needed head replacements for my waterpik but finally got it to work, but thank you!

I have been trying to order something all day and it's been fucked 😭

to be a fly on the wall for that OMGGG

i cannot stress enough that if you know anything about how kristi noem found out she was fired you must tell me

And Cricket if you see this...you were always a good boy.

oh i like this part

NOOOOOOOOO 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Like Alex Pretti and Renee Good.

@antmanisannoyed.bsky.social

omggg 🤣

went to send an email with the phrase bit of a glitch and wrote bitch instead. Can I go back to sleep now please?

Team Capsule!

Can you feel my anxiety through the screen?