Dilf Sommelier

Dilf Sommelier

@boarshift.blackskycomra.de

30 | He/Him|Rainbow American 🌈|πŸ”ž| Chugging through life to see anime man titty

256 Followers 1,768 Following 267 Posts Joined Oct 2023
4 days ago
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I got like 2 or 3 wrong. I think it's like rhythm game score and it cares more about your combo than how many you got right. Might try again on monitor

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4 days ago
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Closest I got

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4 days ago
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I just discovered screen burn on my phone that looked like the test was changing line directions. Cracks on my screen kept fucking with me too

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1 week ago
RE9 comic
Grace is running away screaming from Chunk
"think, Grace! what would Leon do?!!"
she spins around and yells: "YOUR MOM DIDN'T HAVE A BUN IN THE OVEN, SHE HAD A WHOLE DAMN BAKERY"
chunk looks shocked

WWLKD #re9

(bonus panel below)

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1 week ago
Pauly Walnuts very seriously telling someone that β€œit’s called Broad daylight because women light up the world”

international women’s day

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1 week ago
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Elena swimsuit and Alex patch, beach fun!

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1 week ago
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requiem for vanished birdsong

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1 week ago

whoever was the translator at Kaizoku fansubs and decided to not translate nakama, just look at your legacy...

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2 weeks ago

Digimon also did this, I didn't know why Bandai keeps doing it. At least we are getting an actually app now. I wouldn't be surprised if One Piece eventually got a real one too

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Screenshot of the Shop Metro merch site and the official β€œRide the D” shirt in both Unisex Heavyweight T-shirt and Crop Top.

For the first time in almost 100 years public transit in LA is about to be mad popular.

Introducing the official shirts of the D line.

shop.metro.net/collections/...

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1 month ago

"did you cum?"

my dear...is a song beautiful only at the end? do we watch a sunset to see the darkness? is a story only valuable because of the climax?

but no

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2 weeks ago
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Uncle Ruckus: THE MOST RACIST THING YOU'VE EVER HEARD ABOUT BLACK PEOPLE

Huey talking to his Ghostface Killah ghost he invented in his mind because he thought Ghostface Killah was dead:

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1 year ago
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2 weeks ago
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*Homophobically* We need the 4 Day Work Week

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2 weeks ago
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1 month ago
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WIP. Inspired by old motherboards.

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1 month ago
A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live.

"This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario."

The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World. A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement.

John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?"

NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers." A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement.

PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD."

Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version."

PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands." A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement.

Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not

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1 month ago
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#rizzidentevil

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1 month ago
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Save 10% on ROMEO IS A DEAD MAN on Steam Paint the screen red and travel the cosmos in this bloodstained action adventure game! Witness the latest from Grasshopper Manufacture: the advent of ULTRA-VIOLENT SCIENCE FICTION!

10% off on Steam rn, btw! that's only $45!!!!

ps5 and xbox out this evening!!!!!
store.steampowered.com/app/3050900/...

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1 year ago
Drawing of Laios, Senshi and Chilchuck bathing and hanging out. Casual nudity.


#petedrawings #peteNSFW

Bath with the lads

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1 year ago
Pinup drawing of Senshi (dungeon Meshi), hands up in his hair, wearing nothing but his loincloth.


#petedrawings

A real meal

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1 month ago

It could be really bad for Discord if Californians contact the office of the Attorney General to report the potential violations of CCPA and CALOPPA citing the recent breach from a few months back where 1.5tb of user data and millions of IDs were leaked, but who can say for sure?

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Golden Ray 🌱 #pixelart

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1 month ago
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Cybersix sketch πŸ₯°

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1 month ago
Doodles featuring the Digimon GreatKingSukamon, Jijimon, SnowGoblimon, MasterTyrannomon, Tankmon and Clockmon

Posting My Digital "Pencil Slop" since I haven't posted any new art in quite some time. Yes, I was recently informed of the term "Pencil Slop"; which is so hilariously asinine that it momentarily nudged me out of my depressive slump. I WISH I was making this shit up...

#Digimon #デジヒン

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1 month ago

Reminder that neither Discord nor any of the governments that first enforced this provided any assistance to those who's ids were compromised during the breach in October nor has Discord gotten any punishment for deliberately changing their TOS to absolve them of responsibility

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1 month ago

I ship

#digimon

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1 month ago
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#DELTARUNE

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