Planes aren’t safe anymore so may take matters into my own hands…

Waddle until we reach immobility

How fitting would it be this year if when the ball drops it just bursts into flames

Beyonce unleashing the power of the Illuminati to start the new world order before Trump is inaugurated.

Me: *Plays Cowboy Carter on the soundbar*
Mom: What? No video?
Me: Oh silly silly mother…we may never see those damn visuals.

a group of people standing around a table with the words help is on the way written in white ALT: a group of people standing around a table with the words help is on the way written in white

My mom when I yelled “Post Malone is on the TV” from the other room during Beyonce.

When both of your parents are SHOCKED you can play music from your phone on the TV soundbar.

I’m out in the sticks and just passed “Bare Den” Gentleman’s Club and I need a gay version immediately.

I’m not scared of the blizzard, it’s the blizzard that should be scared of me!

If I could, I WOOD.

While everyone is all thirsty and distracted by the sexy shooter, I’m gunna swoop in and snag Jonathan Bailey while no one is watching. Eyes on the prize.

Green really dominated this year

Someone get Wendy Williams STAT! Today of ALLLLL days.

Well, are you coming? #wicked

Never posted on the other site, but we are all new here and clearly rules are out the window so … here ya go.

Seeking asylum from the bird box.

The TikTok of his mom’s coworker made it seem like there were multiple poopcidents.