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πŸ’€EzraπŸ”

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Your favorite phone support technician. He/Him/Ez. Madisonian. Jeff Gerstmann once called me a "multi-hyphenate"

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Ace combat 7 spoilers in case anyone cares...
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THEY KILLED THE JPG DOG???

08.03.2026 15:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

jesus

07.03.2026 02:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think part of the problem is that there is no charade. There's just "fuck you, we're starting a war and we don't need a reason"

07.03.2026 00:28 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I don't agree with that sentiment entirely, I think a mass protest movement would do SOMETHING, but it's all just so exhausting and we don't have any safety nets and it's nothing but oppressive void all around us

07.03.2026 00:12 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think there's no sense that anyone anywhere near any kind of levers of power would listen. What's the sense in protesting if your ideological opponent has rejected reality completely and your allies are totally checked out, and you've seen it play out ten times by now?

07.03.2026 00:10 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

it is 1992, etc

06.03.2026 23:24 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the machine buckles; I stand tall.

05.03.2026 22:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

deciding not to get mad at the underpowered work laptop failing under the weight of two whole browsers running at once. instead, i am choosing to treat my graphics driver crashing due to a lack of vram as a little victory.

05.03.2026 22:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

‼️‼️‼️

05.03.2026 22:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

any day now

05.03.2026 18:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

V-I-C-T-O-R-Y

04.03.2026 22:29 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

>looking at a new pinball table
>ask the manufacturer if it's medieval madness or addams family
>they don't understand
>I pull out an illustrated diagram explaining what is medieval madness and what is addams family
>they laugh and say "it's a good pinball table sir"
>it's medieval madness

04.03.2026 20:19 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Trump Boys Try Trading In George Washington Portrait At GameStop

Trump Boys Try Trading In George Washington Portrait At GameStop

Trump Boys Try Trading In George Washington Portrait At GameStop https://theonion.com/trump-boys-try-trading-in-george-washington-portrait-at-gamestop/

02.03.2026 16:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1501    πŸ” 131    πŸ’¬ 26    πŸ“Œ 6

lmao

02.03.2026 16:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

someone's gotta study the folks who type out half sentences spaced out with line breaks on bluesky as they sephiroth-post about the bad orange man. where on earth does that come from

02.03.2026 15:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

idk I mainly look at mine

02.03.2026 00:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It would be easy, easy political capital. People are STARVING for a public voice to even say that sort of thing. There's a reason he doesn't.

28.02.2026 16:20 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If Schumer believed that he would say it

28.02.2026 16:19 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

dude there are no good reasons. everyone knows it. That is the whole goddamn point. Suggesting otherwise is just giving points to the other guy.

28.02.2026 16:11 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

it is exactly this kind of equivocation and lack of moral clarity that is why people point their anger towards Democrats, by the way. We *know* Republicans are the moral rot at the heart of America. We're mad at the guys who publicly refuse to do anything about it.

28.02.2026 16:08 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah it is straightforward but it's not opposition!!! It's implying he'd be chill with it if they had a good reason!

28.02.2026 16:05 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

yeah, illegal and unacceptable that they haven't given a good reason.

which is an insane way to think about it

28.02.2026 15:54 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Huh?

28.02.2026 15:48 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I don't think it's a good idea to post the slogan. but, y'know.

28.02.2026 15:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

oh for fuck's sake

28.02.2026 12:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I hope every Pokemon dies except Pysduck, and the reason they all die is because Psyduck fucked up

27.02.2026 19:51 β€” πŸ‘ 125    πŸ” 24    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 4

damn maybe i should check out the ring

27.02.2026 16:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

there are dozens of us!

27.02.2026 14:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

read this as "improvisational track and field," which conjured some really fascinating images

26.02.2026 20:45 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

counterpoint: no it isn't

26.02.2026 19:26 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0