💀Ezra🍔

ffs I can't believe it does the "it's not X -- it's Y" thing for someone ABOUT TO TAKE THEIR OWN LIFE

end openai now

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lmao

fuck 'em up lina

oh hell yeah

i am sorry online has been so unhelpful and that your extremely legitimate fear of not being taken seriously by professionals made things more difficult than they needed to be and i wish you a speedy recovery

holy shit. we need real science on this imo

my family, rolling their eyes and groaning at my shit when they see i've put "comedy-central-style roast" in my funerary wishes

i hope when i die people get some good dunks in

oh pssshhh a month delay? you had me scared of something way worse lmao

here's the thing I think what we saw from Dems over the last year was their equivalent of ratfucking Corbyn. They're such a broken political machine that they chucked insane amounts of money into it for nothing

as someone who has only been a tourist in either a sheetz is spiritually speaking the polar opposite of a bodega I think

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non-new-yorkers today

may we all see freedom from the morass of barely-distinguishable evil old white dudes one day

yeah lol this was my reaction i think i was thinking of mccain

no matter your politics it’s disrespectful to joke about someone’s death. don’t say dick cheney died when he was out hunting and tried to shoot a bird in a tree but missed and hit a big branch which fell on his dick and smashed him flat and then the bird pooped on his head. don’t say stuff like that

on the other hand you are the one person keeping the folks who make webos in a job. someone's gotta do it, might as well be you

damn tony

tvOS is what runs on Apple TVs

we have one fancy sound-treated room with an array of ceiling-mounted microphones and it sounds like barely-audible dogshit just like every other conference room

are there room-size teleconferencing systems that don't result in a terrible fucking experience for the people who are online

it's 𝓬𝓸𝓬𝓴

godspeed with this one

rewatching that Beatles documentary and they fell apart because of a movie called "the magic christian?"

it's weird (as in it's not weird at all) how the people who are getting worked up over the proper titles for familial relations are the ones who are fighting to maintain the hierarchical society we have

i hate that i know this but he did say that special forces could keep their beards in his weird speech

salesforce tower burning you say

one would think a press secretary would be able to handle that