Sweenicus

Do something you’re bad at. Dancing? Brain surgery? It doesn’t matter, go get ‘em

Wasp nests probably don’t taste like honeycombs.

When I said I wanted Bernie for president, I should have been more specific.

Superman doesn’t wear his underwear on the outside, but he does wear tights under his little red hoochie daddy shorts.

passing a bill that sacrifices poor people so rich people don’t have to pay taxes is a pretty on theme thing to do for Independence Day

“If you could perceive the 5th dimension you’d be way more impressed right now, trust me”

I feel like society isn’t giving me enough credit for kicking my shorts off and catching them

I’ve been tearing these up for the last week. Drop an egg on that bad boi and you have a solid breakfast

I don’t appreciate Starbucks spicing oat milk and telling me it’s horchata. Almost got me

Until recently I thought “pomme frites” were “palm frites” and assumed fancy people were frying hearts of palm or something. Just say fries

Once a Millennium: 30 yr olds who can suddenly use magic are given an ultimatum: save the world or abandon it.
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Claire Baxter isn't feeling the rise and grind

If you tried to use the force to grab your phone and did a kamehameha instead would your 12 year old self be embarrassed or impressed

Honey habanero!? I'd be obliterated

You can just buy packs of Andes mints. Olive Garden has no real hold over you

I refuse to just let all right goons have anything. They don't get exclusivity to something that makes people smile

Today I spent way too much time on one miniature, but I'm pretty pleased with how it turned out

I smothered my grass last year and planted clover this spring. It's finally sprouting so I can see where I need more seed :)

the influencer

If Bluesky is going to “be better” then we need to do something about accounts that scrape creative work with giving creators any recognition.

Spring life hack. Wait for local business centers to have their gardens done, return at night. Free mulch*

Hehe yes

𝐋𝐎𝐎𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐇𝐀𝐏𝐏𝐈𝐍𝐄𝐒𝐒 (𝐎𝐍𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐄)

GM World

If anyone mentions the gala to me IRL I'll go off like one of those feral iPad kids.