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This was brave and I wish you a graceful aging ❤️

Favorite post-election convo tonight: “Does @abigailspanberger.com kind of have a Gaga thing about her?”
“I see it, but not Gaga. Stefani Germanotta, from certain angles.”
*resounding group agreement*

It’s kinda silly but one of my motivations for surviving 2 years of post-layoff unemployment and enrolling in esthetician school to chase a new dream is: I couldn’t afford tickets to see #ChappellRoan when she came to my city. I was crushed. Now I have 5 years to build and make it to the next tour.

Unreleased episode: Scully and Mulder’s investigation of the Ep Files.

If the curse of Demise in the #LegendOfZelda universe affects all instances where the blood of the goddess and the spirit of the hero exist, could that mean we could have a game one day that takes place in the Twilight Realm where Midna, a hero, and a demon are the main characters?

If anyone out there has been holding off on doing something drastic, I’m giving you permission to do it. Go ahead and fix the problem.

Damn. Blew up like a Doechii verse.

When someone intentionally rubs their crotch against me while passing behind me in the bar:

Running is toxic break up with her. Grab your playlist and get out of there. You deserve better

Actual footage of me asking the internet why my ass is still little even though I leg press 410.

Even Henry Cavill had a twink era and we don’t talk about that enough

Today, the monster was given her trazodone before going to see her doctor to get her nails done, and she was so hopped up on adrenaline that that it did not fully kick in until we got back in the car AFTER the visit.

Some of you are coming back from #WorldPride2025 looking like this and we need to talk about it.

Chest is coming in real nice 💪

Influencers in LA showing up to defend democracy #FuckICE

A photo of me getting my armpit prepped with baby powder for waxing.

Sacrifices must be made for the good of the class. Got my pits and legs (and toes) waxed by classmates today. #esthetician

When autocorrect changes “Minthara” to “Montana” and suddenly Hannah Minthara is part of your head canon. #bg3 #baldursgate3 #gaming

Good for her

I don’t know about y’all but with each headline, I’m more ashamed. JFC 🤦🏼‍♀️ Link azmirror.com/2025/01/24/r... 〰️AdminJenn

Reasons to Live Through the Apocalypse Sunrises. People you have still to meet and laugh with. Songs about love, peace, anger, and revolution. Walks in the woods. The smile you exchange with a stranger when you experience beauty accidentally together. Butterflies. Seeing your grandparents again. The moon in all her forms, whether half or full. Dogs. Birthdays and half-birthdays. That feeling of floating in love. Watching birds eat from bird feeders. The waves of happiness that follow the end of sadness. Brown eyes. Watching a boat cross an empty sea. Sunsets. Dipping your feet in the river. Balconies. Cake. The wind in your face when you roll the car window down on an open highway. Falling asleep to the sound of a steady heartbeat. Warm cups of tea on cold days. Hugs. Night skies. Art museums. Books filled with everything you do not yet know. Long conversations. Long-lost friends. Poetry.

I wrote this on one of the darkest days of my life. It gave me an anchor to hold onto.

Slowly deleting my Meta accounts. Slowly because they make it really difficult to do it.

Good Morning Michelle Yeoh and no one else.

“How did you know I had a layover in Turkey?”

The Cuntification of Anne Hathaway needs to be a university study because my god.

The way I’m not because they don’t have the song.

🇵🇸 but also everything is fucking mid and people enjoying things while other people suffer is also how we cope with the fact that other people are suffering. What do you want me to do? Pick up a gun and face the IDF? Let people enjoy things because pretty soon it’s gonna be everyone else.

Everyone else at the fertility clinic:

I would like, “The Big Uh-Oh” or “The Boo-Boo”

Hey there, BlueSky. So like, I have a huge journey ahead of me and I’m probably going to document it here. Let’s grow together!