Kumail Nanjiani

"White woman fingers" is a VIOLENT accusation. From The Lovebirds (2020)

Duolingo's got nothing on Natalie Morales

There's nothing scarier than not trying!

Wow you're really worked up. I'm moving on.

Thank you!

You do

Hulu Unveils Title, Premiere Date For Its Kumail Nanjiani Comedy Special – Update Kumail Nanjiani new comedy special, now titled 'Night Thoughts,' has locked in a winter premiere date at Hulu.

My first stand-up special in over a decade, Night Thoughts, is out on Hulu on December 19th. Mark your calendars. But also I will remind you closer to the date.

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‘Very Young Frankenstein’ Lands FX Pilot Order, Zach Galifianakis, Kumail Nanjiani, Dolly Wells Among Cast FX wants to walk this way, with the basic cabler officially giving out a pilot order to the comedy "Very Young Frankenstein."

Extremely excited about this.

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The new season of Peacemaker is a big ol’ bag of wow.

Can't put a price on happiness. From S1E4 of Welcome to Chippendales

Can't possibly imagine why this would happen to Gilfoyle. From S1E3 of Silicon Valley

Couples that game together stay together 🎮

Justice don't work overtime. From Fist Fight (2017)

Discussing important matters with Bobby Lee

Every date should come with a polygraphic debrief. From S4E1 of Portlandia

That crew deserved a million awards for their sheer patience

Been nailing basic theatre terms ever since Oh, Mary! gave me the role of a LIFETIME

If your friend won't ugly walk, that's not your friend. From S1E3 of Murderville

2 cans and a string is lookin real nice right now 📞 From S1E4 of Portlandia

YouTube video by Late Night with Seth Meyers Kumail Nanjiani Forgets His Lines and Misses His Cues as Abraham Lincoln in Oh, Mary!

I was on @latenightseth.bsky.social last night talking about playing Mary's husband on Oh, Mary! (Broadway!) and a particularly disgusting story from my childhood.

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Penguin is a full on sex pest.

Chris Hemsworth really does it all

Watched Batman Returns in the theaters for the first time in my life. Man, that is a top 5 superhero film & perhaps the Burtoniest of all his films. (Scissorhands is close.) A profoundly weird film about the weirdos (Penguin, Catwoman), uninterested in the ostensible lead character. 5 stars.

AI’s primary function is to vacuum wealth up from below and move it to the top.

Here is my main opinion on AI, in every capacity: What is the point of technology? Is it to make our lives better and easier, or is it to make a very small percentage of people richer? The latter is what AI is doing. The people actually doing the coding are making themselves redundant.

Thank you for loving my work, which is not AI.

Nope. Nope. Yes.

And here come all the “AI artists” or, more accurately, “typers.”

There is intent behind the signed urinal. There is a perspective and a point of view. There is a point. AI is incapable of intent or point of view. Hence it is incapable of making art. I look at what people call AI art and I feel nothing.

AI art does not exist. It is an oxymoron.