Kumail Nanjiani

Kumail Nanjiani

@kumail.bsky.social

My new special Night Thoughts is out NOW on Hulu. linktr.ee/kumailnanjiani

331,898 Followers 293 Following 678 Posts Joined Apr 2023
1 week ago

The first legit holy shit celebrity I ever met, and to this day one of the kindest. Classy, hilarious and uniquely talented. I don’t have anything else to say. I just love this man.

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He sucks duck dicks by the duck dock. (Corkscrew duck dicks by the duck dock, to be anatomically precise.)

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3 weeks ago

If you want to feel better for a moment, watch the short film The Singers on Netflix. It's nominated for an Oscar, and in this moment I am profoundly grateful for art that makes me feel hopeful. Please watch it.

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Posting about ICE on Instagram is now enough to get you an “administrative subpoena.” 👀

@nytimes.com $META
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/13/t...

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Happy Valentines Day to my eternal co op partner, the player one to my player two, my fellow forever favorite indoor kid. @emilyvgordon.bsky.social

The artists behind these Indoor Kids artworks:
Kevin Nally
John Sperry
Andrew Nixon
Mark Moriarty

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Step stool always at the ready for Dave

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Big therapy guy. Watch #NightThoughts on Hulu.

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Once you get in Latitudes you know you've made it

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I do not miss the good old days. Watch #NightThoughts on Hulu.

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This is just insane. It’s only a matter of time before DHS kills another innocent person here.

(clip via MPR and @davidjbier.bsky.social on X)

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Ok yes! I have actually only played the second two.

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Love both those games. Loved Deathloop as well, although not as much as the two Dishonoreds.

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Just reiterating how excited I am to be working on the Sex Criminals show. Been a big fan of the comic forever, & Matt Fraction & Chip Zdarsky have been extremely supportive during this process. Thrilled they trusted us with their wonderful work.

And yes this will mess up my google search forever.

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Gods walk amongst us

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Can we ever get just one piece of good news? Thanks.

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Q: So you're not pulling back in Minnesota?

TRUMP: No no. Not at all.

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Thanks Mo! Thrilled we get to make it!

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A show about doing it. (Crime.) (…Ok and the other thing.) Very excited for Sex Criminals.

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Tragedies of the Dad and Donatello varieties. Watch #NightThoughts on Hulu.

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Video from this morning shows ICE agents deploying tear gas outside a Minneapolis preschool as parents shout, “This is a preschool! There’s kids here!”

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It's barely been a year.

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The biggest risk in this moment is something sociologists call “symbolic compliance.”

That’s when an institution that is violating civil rights gives the public just enough symbolic victories that accountability efforts lose steam before there has been any meaningful change.

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Gregory Bovino Gets Demoted The Border Patrol chief was the public face of a traveling immigration crackdown on cities governed by Democrats.

BREAKING Greg Bovino has been removed as Border Patrol "commander at large" and will return to El Centro Calif, where he is expected to retire soon. A stunning turnaround after Pretti killing. Bovino's traveling blue city crackdown is over www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...

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I am sending Tom Homan to Minnesota tonight. He has not been involved in that area, but knows and likes many of the people there. Tom is tough but fair, and will report directly to me. Separately, a major investigation is going on with respect to the massive 20 Billion Dollar, Plus, Welfare Fraud that has taken place in Minnesota, and is at least partially responsible for the violent organized protests going on in the streets.
Additionally, the DOJ and Congress are looking at "Congresswoman" Illhan Omar, who left Somalia with NOTHING, and is now reportedly worth more than 44 Million Dollars. Time will tell all. Thank you for your attention to this matter! President DJT

Sorry, Trump, your support is collapsing and you’re panicking.

Right on cue, you’re deflecting from your failures with lies and conspiracy theories about me. Years of “investigations" have found nothing.

Get your goons out of Minnesota.

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An aging, increasingly unpopular leader with autocratic impulses sends masked agents into opposition areas to provoke unrest.

Those agents shoot an unarmed civilian observer after disarming him, obstruct evidence collection, and the government then lies about it publicly.

When you explain it plainly, it’s hard not to see where we are as a country.

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Timeline: How the Shooting of Alex Jeffrey Pretti Unfolded A moment-by-moment analysis of video from the scene shows that Mr. Pretti was already restrained when fatal shots were fired, which appears to contradict the federal government’s account of the event.

Alex Pretti was already restrained when federal agents shot and killed him in Minneapolis, a New York Times analysis of video shows. The footage contradicts the Department of Homeland Security’s account of the shooting.

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Alex Pretti, the man killed by federal agents today in Minneapolis, appears to have been a registered nurse, an athlete, a son and a brother, with ties to Colorado and Wisconsin.

Here is a photo he used for several accounts.

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Alex Pretti was a colleague at the VA. We hired him to recruit for our trial. He became an ICU nurse- I lover working with him. He was a good kind person who lived to help and these fuckers executed him.

White. Hot. Rage.

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ICE agents killed a man and are disappearing the witnesses.

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Sayre: "My background is in international humanitarian response in conflict zones in Yemen, Haiti, Syria, Iraq, and Ukraine. What I've seen here is what I've seen there. A powerful entity violently and intentionally terrorizing people."

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