Eddie Phish

Psy-op post

Oh okay my bad.. we'll see if they do the right thing then. They have a better-than-average track record for workers, but the bar is very low and just the idea that workers are gearing for strike is a pretty good indicator that Costco corporate is not necessarily our friend

My opposition is more about touting them as "the good guys supporting DEI"

Not meant as a consumer purity check, just like a reframing that our best options are still enemies of the people

Costco workers are on strike right now

Kroger is proposing AI surge pricing and facial recognition in grocery stores, also responsible for current cost hike of groceries

Supporting huge corporations who do the bare minimum will never be how we win

Partiful addressed me as y'all

"if you build it they will come" (me to my 8 followers)

I remember you well
In the Moxy Hotel

Smegmalopolis

NYT put out a hit on linkedin

To go from 145 sexy bot girl followers to 4 random gay guy account followers :(

Oh good another random gay guy follower

( [president] ) <- office
\\ [Kramer] \\ <- same hallway as in the show

Watched Seinfeld.. realized Like many hallway cannot exist..

Watched Oval Office footage with same Scrutinizing eye.. here is what I found

I for one miss the way the bots made me feel

Miss my bot army on x they were so loyal

I will make myself viral enough to enter the bluesky mainframe

It's 2024 and the mountain goats are reskeeting

Sad kids these days will never feel this power

Sad,,Kids these days will never feel this power

Who will be my 12

Ah I see the culture is written for me today

My foot up your as

They should make cigarettes that kill you

Jesus Christ resurrected to do 40 days of AmeriCorps before his ascension

Rod is gonna lose use of his left leg.. not how I expected a 13-person-open-carry-only ska band to turn out

STEVIE FIRED

one of my bandmates pitched covering reel big fish and now we're in one of those standoff circles pointing our guns at each pther

sufjan stevens should cover aquamarine by addison rae

there are 13 of us.. unlucky number.. hope this does not bear ill fortune for us

my entire ska band has open carry permits

Strange beasts conjured from the marketing team behind the video game Spore

I saw them in a dream,, all rip shit at me cuz I missed the gig