Margaret H. Willison

🥹🥹🥹

Also: bringing Blue on stage with her and not Jay? A choice and the right one.

But I will absolutely take the Grammys finally doing right by Beyoncé, and for a fucking stunning album, too.

I have to admit, the troll in me is rooting for Andre 3000 to take home Album of the Year for his jazz flute album.

Yeah, this IS what the rubric predicted.

to whom it may concern, mine and @andrewwrites.bsky.social and @mrsfridaynext.bsky.social's little podcast is briefly coming back from the dead to watch prime target

Laura these are phenomenal

oh god that plaid coaaaaat

Close second in the category of “pop superstar whose career suggests we’re living inside a simulation”— Ed Sheeran.

“The two most respected pop girlies will each feature him on wildly different singles that become smash hits. THEN he’ll use that goodwill to pivot into country, where he’ll collab with a popular but culturally disgraced singer on a single so undeniable even woke bi girls love it.” THAT’S AI, BRO!!!

first thought, best thought: Post Malone’s career may be the best evidence that we’re living inside a simulation, because I genuinely like him and cannot help it, but you can’t tell me this isn’t EXACTLY what AI would generate if you asked it to make “really unexpected pop superstar” —

JESUS CHRIST

Like, this is violent:

Why are all of Nikki Glaser’s Golden Globes dresses actively hostile to her golden globes?

I cannot express how lucky you’d be to get to work on your memoir with Nicole!

Once of the many things Trump’s re-election has ruined for me is telling babies and dogs “our long national nightmare is over” any time a they are being overdramatic about not immediately getting their way.

egg nog flavored protein bar

GREAT q

no YOU’RE crying

I just realized I could describe myself as “your favorite yapper’s favorite yapper” and suddenly, opening Bluesky was essential.

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this could only be Adam

see I knew you’d like it

I can’t believe they ruined this for you

one of my all-time favorites

A pepperoni pizza cut into 16 slices on a royal blue cafeteria-style table; a Proustian memory.

Saw a pizza cut into 16 slices at a roller rink this afternoon and was like “Damn, new Proustian memory just dropped.”

😭😭😭😭

but the other reason this is so exciting is that I got to argue it with one of my oldest and dearest friends @mrsfridaynext.bsky.social, the only person in the world I could imagine making Elmo v Bluey a fair fight

and look, one reason this was so exciting is that when they asked me to do this, Smash Boom Best was already 10yo’s favorite podcast. When she heard I had been asked to be on it, she lost her MIND