🎄 The Molly and The Ivy 🎄

She’s adorable and that’s why she gets away with everything 😞

Portrait of an unrepentant pickle thief

‪I think they like it‬

Got the cats a new, small cat tree to put by computer so they can be occupied while I use the desktop. Unfortunately, they are already obsessed before I’ve finished building it.

I watched Gundam Wing young enough that it wasn't good or bad, it was simply foundational. How I learned what a coup d'etat was. I was a thirteen year old girl talking about the honor of a warrior.

I also just really wanted to BE Relena. I tried so hard to do my hair like hers. Never managed it.

The things we put up with for delicious food 😔

Ahaha I’m sorry you have also been cursed

Just got an email from big boss that next Monday is supposed to be a holiday and he forgot to put it on the calendar. Unexpected 3 day weekend!! 💕💕

Coworker just got the call to rush off to the hospital cause his wife’s in labor and we are all so excited 💕💕

Just almost fell out of bed when I moved my foot and discovered one of my cats is curled up under the covers down there.

Whoever is controlling the music at this coffee shop must be around my age cause it's all bops from middle school - college. Thank you, mysterious music controller.

I went to work at the cool hotel lobby today and I didn't get much done but I DID see a woman do a photoshoot of her dog dressed in a sweater and bow and that made it all worth it.

Took my friend to see one of my favorite movies of all time, Gremlins, tonight. Delighted every time I get to show it to a person for the first time. Great way to kick off the holiday season~

lol yes

Feeling haunted by this hipster George Washington that just watched her me eat Thanksgiving dinner

Cats were confused I was leaving when we were so cozy all morning.

I am impressed either way!!

I have no clue

Evening plans~

I haaaaaaate it, Tony

What is this weather forecast?

I’m eating a baguette and she is locked in.

No email from a library system stirs the imagination like a notice my scan is ready to download through WORLDCAT. The great cat that surrounds the world? That nuzzles the roots of the world-scratching-tree? The great world cat who is and was and shall be? That cat???

one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.

My cousin used to call me that as a kid and I hated it but as I've grown, I think I only hated it from her lol

I signed my email with Molly, my email sig is Molly, my EMAIL is Molly, there is only ONE place that has my full name and still this person emailed me back 'Dear Mrs. Muldoon.' My skin CRAWLED.

To borrow a phrase, Mrs. Muldoon is my mother.

Happy Release Day!!!

I keep telling her but she never listens 😔

Rosie’s watching Welcome to Derry with me

Yesterday, the barista at the coffee shop asked me what I used on my hair because it looked so good and was so shiny.

My friends, it was just that my hair was dirty.