Return of the Mack

311 did a creditable reggaeish version of Lovesong.

My apologies Zelda I was unfamiliar with your game

But they're so stylish! Wall tires need to make a comeback since all the fucking cars are gray, black, white, or brick red

Why aren't all your tires like that!!

We must prepare for the coming of Gozer.

Well, this little guy may look chunky, but I think it's just appearing that way because he is hunkering down on that apple.

At least he eats healthy! 😀

I think you'd be better at it than you think. You've got a good eye.

Photo of a mudkip in the Pokémon anime eating a png of a cheeseburger

Do you do any painting of the cars and stuff?

Did you paint the wee man yourself or did he come with shockingly realistic hair

That was definitely condominimum back there.

Edward Penishands.

Oh that's a cute one.

User homoquartz writes: as long as you smile and nod, people are satisfied. it’s just to show that you are nice and there with good intentions. we’re small in a big world and have to rely on other people to be decent to us. so we do our little human dance to each other to say, “i’m not here to hurt you. here’s something we have in common, like the weather or sports or itchy sweaters, so we both know we’re on the same team. we both agree on a basic fact, like that it is rainy or that being itchy is uncomfortable, and this proves we can get along. i’m being light-hearted and non-threatening right now." Small talk isn't to get to know a person. It's just a greeting to affirm you're buddies in the universe. I am motivated by wanting the other person to know I am friendly, so I have gotten pretty decent at small tall when I used to hate it.

This Tumblr user summarizes something I've been feeling/doing lately. Against everything going on, it somehow feels helpful.

Ah Jesus I'm about to use an emoji because I can't just grab your hand and squeeze an emotion to you. But here: 🥺. That but sincere because I'm pretty sure I made that face. And it took a good thirty seconds to find the emoji tab on my phone so you know I'm legit but for real 🥺

Still goddamn.

Wait what's going on? This isn't the car you were going to take, was it?

You love to see it

What’s up fellow AI haters?

Inevitable day man night man reference

Yes! Their faces said so much about what is under the surface, which I am holding onto the hopes is one of the things that helps save us all. Never really felt like he had the army's support.

I've asked some former army people I know, and they're pretty sure they won't fall in line with Trump at the end of the day. They've seen what's happened to the brass and fellow servicemen they're all conditioned in a lot of ways to be loyal to.

I'm a big fun of the two in front of him doing the 'get a load of this guy' faces.

I will not play like Truly isn't awesome during a cookout.

😅

Oh my God the dog face

Not The Box! Getting Denis Leary Asshole flashbacks.

Pete Hegseth accidentally flipping a skateboard into his nuts on live TV

No problem gamer

Pffth