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Return of the Mack

@jeshala.bsky.social

Here for kindness, here for grace, here to shove posts in your face. Standard issue middle aged midwestern lady.

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Post image 04.03.2026 23:00 — 👍 13    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 1

Just a jawline that you can cut thighs on! What's up!

05.03.2026 02:27 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The power and cheekbones hath always been yours.

05.03.2026 00:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

My favorite framing set is Public Pearl and it ain't close. Every single sequence was a bullseye. Just incredible stuff, 15/10 no notes.

03.03.2026 19:25 — 👍 19    🔁 2    💬 3    📌 1

My mom used to work at the telethons and that shit just slaughtered her when I showed it to her. She laughed so hard she had to run to the bathroom at the tote bag thing.

03.03.2026 22:27 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
partial screenshot from Star Trek Deep Space Nine featuring the top of Morn's head.

partial screenshot from Star Trek Deep Space Nine featuring the top of Morn's head.

top of the Morn to you. ☕️

08.12.2025 14:09 — 👍 218    🔁 40    💬 3    📌 10

Pfff. I laughed.

02.03.2026 17:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ah yes, the suburbs. Still stuck in the 1800s with dirt carriage tracks, and not even a wooden walkway to safely make it from the homestead to the apothecary.

02.03.2026 15:42 — 👍 10    🔁 1    💬 8    📌 0
Post image 02.03.2026 16:24 — 👍 63    🔁 17    💬 1    📌 0
A screaming cat

A screaming cat

28.02.2026 07:20 — 👍 279    🔁 95    💬 0    📌 3
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literally DOZENS of jobs!

23.02.2026 07:25 — 👍 517    🔁 158    💬 3    📌 8

So like ... This seems a lot of rigamarole compared to their usual tactics of grabbing someone off of the streets. Why this girl? Something seems weird here over and above the usual atrocities. They went to a lot of trouble.

27.02.2026 04:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Seriously. Everyone I know when presented with the idea of Bill being in there was like "yeah probably lock his ass up"

26.02.2026 18:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Shit. I hope you guys are all okay and got some okay sleep last night. He was a good creature with a very dumb loveable face.

26.02.2026 14:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I'm sorry. The lil guy?

26.02.2026 03:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Poem in the Shape of the Poet Beating Henry Kissinger to Death with Their Bare Hands by Felix

25.02.2026 17:47 — 👍 5303    🔁 1933    💬 28    📌 68

@takurospirit.bsky.social

25.02.2026 15:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Ah shit. I'm really fucking sorry.

24.02.2026 18:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

How's baby feeling?

24.02.2026 16:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

As many as he wants and the good Lord will provide

24.02.2026 16:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It absolutely does. Herding a group seems like a thing you do.

24.02.2026 03:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Are you a manager or school teacher? That was beautifully put but it has A Tone.

24.02.2026 01:29 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

The stuff from Aldi ain't bad.

23.02.2026 16:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Were I his dad, I'd do everything I can to make those the best two days off he ever had

22.02.2026 21:28 — 👍 63    🔁 4    💬 2    📌 0
Post image 28.10.2025 06:10 — 👍 138    🔁 43    💬 0    📌 1
A photo that mimics the opening credits to the tv show "The Love Boat." There are 2 light blue concentric circles. Inside the inner circle is a silver sphere with 2 sharp arms protruding from it. The words Phantasm Sphere are underneath the photo.

A photo that mimics the opening credits to the tv show "The Love Boat." There are 2 light blue concentric circles. Inside the inner circle is a silver sphere with 2 sharp arms protruding from it. The words Phantasm Sphere are underneath the photo.

This made me laugh, and we all need that these days.

20.02.2026 20:00 — 👍 193    🔁 58    💬 9    📌 5

It's good as hell! I'm not caught up yet but am mourning the Vulcan who definitely was about to have a rasta phase his junior year. He was going native.

20.02.2026 02:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I'm glad he's home and more comfortable!

19.02.2026 16:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Showed to Mom and we think it was passive aggressive on the part of the priest, given the stuff the Pope has been saying.

19.02.2026 16:45 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

There's a decent chance he falls asleep and topples out of that chair.

19.02.2026 16:07 — 👍 1634    🔁 229    💬 151    📌 12