Return of the Mack

A screaming cat

literally DOZENS of jobs!

So like ... This seems a lot of rigamarole compared to their usual tactics of grabbing someone off of the streets. Why this girl? Something seems weird here over and above the usual atrocities. They went to a lot of trouble.

Seriously. Everyone I know when presented with the idea of Bill being in there was like "yeah probably lock his ass up"

Shit. I hope you guys are all okay and got some okay sleep last night. He was a good creature with a very dumb loveable face.

I'm sorry. The lil guy?

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Ah shit. I'm really fucking sorry.

How's baby feeling?

As many as he wants and the good Lord will provide

It absolutely does. Herding a group seems like a thing you do.

Are you a manager or school teacher? That was beautifully put but it has A Tone.

The stuff from Aldi ain't bad.

Were I his dad, I'd do everything I can to make those the best two days off he ever had

A photo that mimics the opening credits to the tv show "The Love Boat." There are 2 light blue concentric circles. Inside the inner circle is a silver sphere with 2 sharp arms protruding from it. The words Phantasm Sphere are underneath the photo.

This made me laugh, and we all need that these days.

It's good as hell! I'm not caught up yet but am mourning the Vulcan who definitely was about to have a rasta phase his junior year. He was going native.

I'm glad he's home and more comfortable!

Showed to Mom and we think it was passive aggressive on the part of the priest, given the stuff the Pope has been saying.

There's a decent chance he falls asleep and topples out of that chair.

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I am so so sorry. Please let us know how this goes and I'll be thinking of you and Tasha and the kids.

It is ash Wednesday and you're talking heresy.

Me doing a DJ set tonight: It ain’t Ash Wednesday it’s ASS Wednesday y’all let’s see some big booty bitches throw it back for the Lord….Christ died so you could live it up let’s gooo…don’t give it up for Lent give it up for your bartenders taking care of you tonight…

Came back from visiting family in the southwest to this and it made it hurt less. Sticking my head out the window like a damn golden retriever.

My best friends and I still quote tapes we passed around as kids. Going on a TEAT TEAT TEARlT or wakkachikka spree, or bok bok bok. Look, we love vocal stims. Also referring to things as a dark carnival of the soul. "Push the button, frank" "iiii aaaaammmm the buttoooon" on elevators. There's lots.

The olds stole yeet and now -pilled and -maxxing belong to us. It's the great circle of vocabulary. Nature is so beautiful.

Mwah! Had to deal with trying to look something up the other day and saw so many people calling folks dumb for not intuitively knowing stuff. Anyone does that to you, I will fight them.