GCrawl

Blue baby

The flesh putrefies, the machine rusts, the divine corrupts. And so rot reigns supreme. The rot consumes us all.

I may not be the himbo meat head I wish I was, but like, I need to remind myself that I am literally hotter and more muscular than I’ve ever been in my entire life and that’s not nothing.

Like, guys message ME on Grindr wanting to hookup, and that’s not nothing. #Muscle #Gay #Bodybuilding #Growth

Selfie cause I forgot this app existed

Feeling absolutely powerful as I send in my letter of resignation for my stupid job that I hate!

Accepting praise in the form of cash gifts and physical worship for my hashtag #transformation this holiday season. #Muscle #Bodybuilding #Gay

I went to a party last night dressed like this and realised quickly I was way over dressed. Also, I need a haircut. #gay #muscle #Barba

Can we all just get around how hot it is to send videos of yourself to your friends?? It’s 2025, people. Accept that you’re hot!

#TheSubstance

What do we think? Any thoughts? At all? #Gay #Muscle

I am just so fucking gay when it comes down to it.

Question for the crowd: Do you think it’s ontologically possible for a twink to be pure of heart?

Eating big to get big!! The goal is MUSCLE, people! Muscle!! #Muscle

Genuinely stunning work.

Nothing more humiliating than being shadow banned on #Tumblr

Sometimes you get talking to a boy and he really makes you feel some kind of way.

The universal experience of #Grindr is when you’re at your most horny is when people least want to play. #gay

When I bought weed gummies I kinda assumed they wouldn’t smell quite so strongly of weed.

Not to brag, but my dealer gives off “dealer” energy.

Looking at this and realising just how fucking puny I am! I want to be a big beefy #muscle boy. Still so far to go!

Hot take: I really fucking hate my job.

Big sweaty #pecs truly are my weakness, and one day soon shall be my biggest strength.

My name is BeefBoy.
Today I feel like a salmon swimming effortlessly in the stream.
Sometimes I am a submarine.
Sometimes I am an imp.
But always I am playing.
I ask the world “what can I do to keep things the way they are right now?”
And the answer is a salmon swimming effortlessly in the stream.

Now this isn’t true, but it feels like it could be. And isn’t that what the internet is all about? Other options included: an Arbour of Asparagus, or a StinkPiss of Asaragus :)

Collective Noun for Asparagus: A Speerage

Is this what the people of Bluesky want? Is this how I get followers? #Gay #Abs #muscle #GhostlyPale

Did we ever discover for whom this bell was tolling? Feels like it’s getting louder.

#Disney would never have the bravery to name a character Lord Farquaad, let alone the bravery to have him be voice by John Lithgow. #Shrek

I’m a romantic in their hot slut era. #HotSlutEra #Gay

Crop tops are a dangerous new discovery for me.
#gay #muscle #selfie