Paul F. Tompkins

actually a lot of innocent people write birthday letters to child sex traffickers in which they repeatedly reference the secrets they share

One thing I believe is that it’s a super good look for a TV network to cancel a show in a what seems like an effort to get in the good graces of a guy who that very day was revealed to have signed a birthday card to a famous sex criminal: “Shhh I’ll never tell xoxo gossip pedophile.”

if somebody assigns you a piece where you're supposed to talk to the Grok love chatbot please contact me so I can pay you to not write that piece. I can't afford to be capricious like this but I will crowdfund it and get support. together we can stop you

i’m verified on linkedin
my resume has a 99 ats score
and i’m possessed by 5 demons

Deeply uninterested in hearing about what any AI has to say in response to any question, it’s like getting a parrot’s opinion but not fun because the parrot has the funny high-pitched voice and says things so quickly

(Guy who is paying a normal amount of attention to stuff but is also on here for some reason) I’m voting against Jeffrey Epstein

Am I not allowed to say that I don’t think he is and that I think it would be a mistake to let him get the nomination?

What the

*enough of the country

What is it about Newsom that makes you think he can win over the of the country to win? I think he’s really unpopular nationwide.

Massive Attack announce alliance of musicians speaking out over Gaza Brian Eno, Fontaines DC and Kneecap say group will support those subject to ‘aggressive, vexatious campaigns’ by pro-Israel advocates

Time to stand up and speak out...

www.theguardian.com/music/2025/j...

My hot take on the Coldplay Canoodlers? There shouldn’t be kiss cams at concerts. This ain’t baseball, how much downtime is there at a concert. I paid a fortune in surcharges, ONLY THE BAND ON ANY SCREEN

I emphatically disagree.

No but voting for Gavin Newsom would be

So there shouldn’t be political canvassing of any kind? No one should knock on doors to try to convince someone to vote for a specific candidate? Saying one candidate would be a disaster is really not that much different than saying one candidate is better

Would love to know what this five alarm roast entailed

I never claimed *I* didn’t say anything about it

He should have started performing the Heimlich

Newsweek’s infamous 17 July 1995 cover: “Bisexuality: Not Gay. Not Straight. A New Sexual Identity Emerges.”

A very happy 30th birthday to bisexuality, born this day in 1995 🎂

🚨🚨🚨🚨 ALL DADS PLEASE REPORT FOR DUTY IMMEDIATELY 🚨🚨🚨🚨

a software ceo got caught in 4k on the jumbotron with the company’s chief people officer at a coldplay concert

Which attitude

This is so perfect

Y-you- you’re thinking about this all wrong, as if I had the Epstein files back in a safe. The Epstein files aren’t here — the Epstein files are in Joe’s house, and Mrs. Menklin’s house, and a hundred others

What a great kitty, thank you

This video about how he’s “fighting his tail off” against Trump would be more convincing if Warner hadn’t voted YESTERDAY to confirm Trump's pick for Assistant Secretary of the Treasury.

I THOUGHT I WAS ALONE

...Epstein... Barr

Today's newsletter is my big takedown of Rahm Emanuel and his anti-trans BS. www.readtpa.com/p/the-smalle...

When I got to “72 hours” in your skeet I started to doubt my own lived experience but thankfully as I continued balance was restored