Dumfanting (Twyla) 18+

That is so damn funny

Goals

Is that Godzilla with a tank?

A sketch comic. Janine complains about having to go to a networking event. Alexander pontificates about the social rituals we have to take a part in to be part of society, citing small talk about the weather as an example. He finishes by explaining he calls this “masking,” and Janine agrees, saying she does that too.

Alexander stands on an elevator, looking at his phone. A coworker gets on and starts to comment on the weather. Alexander states he doesn’t have the energy for this today, and he disembarks, leaving him in awkward silence.

Alexander gets into the passenger seat of their car, growling “it happened again!” He asks “why is it that whenever I’m forced to have a conversation with the zoomers they try and diagnose me with autism?” Janine in the driver’s seat shrugs very conspicuously.

Janine and Alexander walk side by side. She says she doesn’t think she’s on the spectrum because she doesn’t have the idiosyncrasies that he does. He sarcastically brings up her hobby of cataloguing the specific models of tornado sirens on a YouTube playlist.

Me and the bad bitch I pulled by being an undiagnosed elder millennial

Jesus Christ

The Silent Hill sequels. Revelation was bad, but in an annoying way. Return to Silent Hill was awful in an infuriating way. Once the credits rolled I said ‘are you fucking kidding me?’ out loud multiple times before leaving.

once again just gonna point out that if you hear good news and immediately start doing deep research to find a way it's bad news so you can be sad/angry about it you should probably stop posting online and start looking into therapy

I decided that my original redraw of The Star was too plain compared to the other cards so I did some thinking and came up with this. I prefer it much more than the first version.

That’s very kind of you but I’m okay. My husband has been taking good care of me

Iron Man meme, edited, Obadiah Stane yelling, "Your ancestors made timeless art in a cave! With berries and ash!"

"I need AI to make art, human art is only for the rich and privileged-"

I’m recovering from surgery so I’ll have plenty of time to read

Strange that we’ve had an identical experience then.

The third grade teacher one feels targeted

I bought almost $180 worth of secondhand books and this is among them

Dan bell still stings.

My first piece since losing my job last week- The Star.

Got fired on Tuesday. Figuring things out with a major surgery less than two weeks away has been... A lot. Might open commissions soon.

What the fuck that is horrifying.

The Hanged Man

I called that as soon as I found out what happened.

I’ve done other tarot redraws, but I think I’ll just post the major arcana for now.

Comic: Janine is straddling Alexander in bed, both naked. She is holding a leash attached to a collar he is wearing. She gives him orders not to touch parts of her body without permission, which he is playfully disobeying. With a bratty smile, he detaches the leash and flips them over so she is lying down. She reacts with surprise.

She is flustered and turned on while ordering him to lie down like a dog, but he puts his thumb in her mouth to silence her. She mumbles “I’m gonna bite you,” and he responds “go on, then” as he leans down to kiss her.

After the events of The Game, he deserves a little treat (her secret is she LOVES it when he gets like this)

Oh?

Loving the goth bratz!

repost to give those 2 or 3 followers who always like your weird posts a little forehead kiss & a grilled cheese cut diagonally

From what I can tell, Cody is original in box from when AotC first came out. Jesse needs a stand, he keeps falling over. I’ll use the last one for drawing references, and maybe I’ll customize his armor.

First finished piece of the year. Whenever I get art block, I'll pick a tarot card at random and draw it.

Whenever my siblings visit, we go to a vintage toy shop downtown and today I spent way too much there, but I’m bringing three clones home with me! (Pics once I get home)

Hi, I’m me.
(I’ve been doing much better lately, despite everything!)