That's it. Done! I am...the master packer. / S01E03 The Robbery
A bra is for ladies. Meet... the Bro / S06E18 The Doorman
Give me an explanation as to why the pharmacist has to be 2 1/2 feet up above everybody else? What the hell is he doing, he can't be down there on the floor with you and me? ... Oh no, he's gotta be 2 1/2 feet up. "Look out, everybody, I'm working with pills. / S03E09 The Nose Job
Ooh. / S08E16 The Pothole
Little Jerry is a lean mean pecking machine! / S08E11 The Little Jerry
I proclaim this the summer of George! / S08E22 The Summer of George
Seinfeldism: "In the slash" ~ How Kramer referred to the slash below the 'E' on a car's gas gauge, when he was test driving a Saab 900 and seeing how low on gasoline he could go and still drive the car. (S09E11 The Dealership) #Seinfeld #Lexicon Get the Book:…
Do you know, why we're here? To be out, this is out... and out is one of the single most enjoyable experiences of life. / S01E01 The Seinfeld Chronicles
What would your “Seinfeld” vanity plate be? #Seinfeld
Exterior: Pete's Luncheonette / S01E01 The Seinfeld Chronicles
Jerry: A relationship is an organism. You created this thing and then you starved it so it turned against you. Same thing happened in "The Blob". / S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend
Let me tell you something, funny boy. Y'know that little stamp, the one that says "New York Public Library"? Well that may not mean anything to you, but that means a lot to me. One whole hell of a lot. / S03E05 The Library
For me, the next millennium, must be Jerry-free! / S08E20 The Millennium
Well, that would explain Little Jerry's poor egg production. / S08E11 The Little Jerry
Murder one? Oooooo, watch out everybody. Better be nice to you. / S09E24 The Finale (Part 2)
Elaine: Maybe you have a fax machine. Kramer: You just blew my mind. / S09E19 The Maid
Kramer: Hey, I'm telling you the pig-man is alive. / S05E05 The Bris
Seinfeldism: "Father wears sneakers in the pool" ~ The secret George told his girlfriend Carol, to get her to go into another room while Jerry was replacing her answering machine tape. (S02E04 The Phone Message) #Seinfeld #Lexicon Get the Book: https://seinfeldism....
This is it, you know. This is the meal, so stock up buddy boy. / S06E07 The Soup
Produce section. Very provocative area. A lot of melons and shapes. Everyone's squeezing and smelling. / S04E20 The Junior Mint
Whoa, back it up, back it up, beep... beep... beep. / S09E16 The Burning
Steinbrenner: Let's check the desk. That's where I heard the ticking. Search each one of those drawers starting with the top one... So, empty calories and male curiosity, eh, Georgie? / S08E18 The Nap
I put a lot of thought into this and I think I would like you to sign a prenuptial agreement. / S07E24 The Invitations
Everybody's got them! Look, I got them! / S04E13 The Pick
She'll have a cup of coffee and a broiled chicken. / S04E07 The Bubble Boy
If you know the name of the movie you'd like to see, press 1. / S07E08 The Pool Guy
From where I was standing I could see directly into the eye of the great fish! / S05E14 The Marine Biologist
Seinfeldism: "Crying from Home Alone" ~ Jerry discovered George crying after watching Home Alone. Apparently, the old man got to him. (S04E20 The Junior Mint) #Seinfeld #Lexicon Get the Book: https://seinfeldism....
Policer officer. Freeze right there. / S07E19 The Wig Master
Those aren't for New Year's. Those are my everyday balloons. / S08E20 The Millennium
