Veruschka

"...What's up with Celia's legs? That's kind of cool..."

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"Watts going on folks?~ Feeling sparky?~ Welcome, welcome~"

Oh dear, there's another Electric type streamer in town...
This one's made by BadJokesLucia, so you know this will be a mess.
He/him adult muse.
Adult writer.
MDNI.

"I would not be opposed to somebody getting Isekai'd into Celia's lap if that's what it takes to save everybody. But more realistically, we might just have to go searching for somebody and lure them together. ...Though looking at the facts, we're probably just screwed and I'll die first."

"Cupid is supposed to work year round. Valentine's Day is just overtime. Otherwise births would be stacked too heavily toward November. ...And at this rate, I don't know if we'll last until Valentine's Day."

"...Where is that lazy ass Cupid when they are needed? My Great^n granddaughter is going to obliterate us all if the dumb baby doesn't show up for work-"

"... Despite having so many wives and husbands throughout my life, I have no talent for seduction."

"...If Celia does somehow create a death game, I want in."

...H-huh? Veruschka?!

"It's honestly been a really long time since I was in any meaningful danger and I kind of need that adrenaline rush again. That's the old 'I was supposed to be a warrior King' part of my brain talking."

"Ah, so these are the berries that are sold as-is only to cut costs and make the customers do more work themselves. Too bad they sell these juice berries in the same place as food berries."

...Oddly enough, Veruschka doesn't seem unfamiliar with blenders. Maybe she's kept up with technology?

"I mean, clothes aren't natural either. So that's not what I'm talking about. It's just weird that they can make berries so wet instead of more... Uh... Meaty is not right word, I think, but hopefully gets point across. More fruit with less juice would be perfect. Less messy, too."

...There's red liquid dripping down her mouth and chin... Did she-

"I never understood how people get berries this juicy."

Oh. Just berries. Good...

"...Wait, what do you mean modern people need to be reminded not to take medicine they're allergic to?"

"...Basically, some of my descendants could have been emperors without me ever knowing."

"...I wonder which of my descendants was the most successful. It was easy to follow rumors of vampirism for a while, but now at least half of all vampires are just random schmucks who were infected instead of being born into it. And many of my descendants never exhibited any signs of vampirism."-

"Nahhh, the culture is shifting back to the old ways as far as relationships go. It's the legal system that's countering harems. People got on a kick of monogamy for a while, but now they're going back to getting in bed with anything that breathes and getting in countless relationships at once."

Veruschka is multiship with chemistry, though they will NOT be in separate universes/timelines because she's not a coward. Aaaaand because there's really no sense in creating confusion about which ship is canon to broader storylines.

She's used to having a harem, and she's not changing that.

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"Come on, look at me. It shouldn't be surprising that I had so many lovers. I only became more popular after I started looking like this~"

"Why would I be mad about that? Even if the law now says I could only have one legal spouse, it looks like modern people don't really have any respect for commitment and exclusivity anymore anyway. They're kind of going back to the old ways, even if the laws don't reflect it."

//I am finding the dumbest ways to slip in lore drops...

"Come on, don't act so surprised. Eight out of my nine wives over the years had been totally stacked. Even a couple of the husbands had impressive pecs. And that's not even mentioning the concubines."

Ah, yes, more ancient traditions... This girl is kind of shameless...

"Not every girl. Just the soft ones."

...Veruschka has a type.

"Freya's brain was tweaked after she went through the... Uh... What were we calling it? The gate. Not sure if magic was directly involved or if she received too much exposure to something that sexy professor did."

...Sexy? Really?

all could have been avoided if poacher bastards had not slipped onto island under my nose..."

needed to resort to intimidating random girls on street. At least until her disappearance, anyway. Things could have been different if things had played out differently. Little Al could have avoided initial batch of doubt cast on his behavior, and Reina could have avoided making enemy of Celia. And-

seems to be popping every joint she can now... Is she just getting fidgety?

"Celia is factually an enemy to her siblings. There is no misunderstanding. It is what she was ultimately pushed to, much like how soft idol was pushed to become a direct opposition to Little Al because he was a coward who-

"People thinking you and Cresselia were enemies was largely a matter of misunderstandings tracing back to ages when correcting widespread incorrect information was not so easy. It evolved into a false legend which has never been corrected. ...That's different from Elena's babies."

...Veruschka-

"...Why is Freya's definitely-not-girlfriend-but-obviously-not-just-friends kind of hot, though?"

Veruschka, down.

"I was quite handsome long long ago. Now I am adorable. I do not blame anybody for falling for me~"

Smug little shit... No, actually, this playfulness is nicer to see than the tired old leader side of her...

story will be enough to help Celia settle down. ...Let her realize that she is going to far without insisting that she is wrong. That is my goal. I don't intend to make Elena's babies get along. I would just like it if I could avoid deaths that don't benefit anybody."

a bridge over."

...She's just stretching out now. Arms over her head, back bending, groans escaping... These kind of conversation never get less exhausting, no matter how much time passes.

"Trying too hard to bring enemies together just erodes everything further. Maybe backing off aside from my-

have seen rivers widen to the point that a new bridge must be built. We have seen technology change to leave even nicely constructed bridges become outdated. We have seen the things around them become too heavy for old bridges to withstand. ...We have seen gaps which nobody dares even try to place-

"...It's also sickening to waste somebody's life to force enemies to reunite. Sometimes things need to be left alone. Working with the people who still treasure each other is more important than making up with enemies. ...Mending a bridge is nice in theory. But you and I are more than old enough to-