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Destroy "A.I." Men's T-Shirt | Octophant's Artist Shop Destroy "A.I." on Men's T-Shirt – Ignore all previous instructions and die!

(This shirt)

01.03.2026 14:43 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Posting this while wearing the shirt

01.03.2026 14:42 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A digital illustration in very comic book style. At the center is an 80s Punk/Mad Max/Tank Girl-type girl with bright red and yellow rough-cut hair, wearing a red cut up tee, lots of belts and a studded collar and bracelets etc, denim cutoffs over electric blue fishnets, and tall blue combat-type boots. In her hands she has a red chainsaw with a skull decoration on It that she's holding at the ready. There’s a bag slung over her shoulder with the handles of a baseball bat and a machete emerging from the top of it. She is reared back on one foot, having just delivered a tremendous kick to the head of a humanoid robot which is reeling backwards, face half smashed in and turned toward the viewer, arms stretched out, with flames and sparks shooting out of its neck. It's one of those retro-future streamline robot guys that you would maybe see Superman fight in a Fleischer cartoon. Behind on the left you can see from the waist up another such robot which has been dealt with similarly just before. Above and behind all this is jagged red lettering over a jagged yellow outline reading DESTROY next to dimensionalized sans-serif letters reading "A.I." (quotes included) over a 🚫 symbol. Under the reeling robot are some important anti-AI talking points rendered in rough maker-style hand lettering: 'Bad at Everything! Kill the Planet! Brain Atrophy!' I could go on but there's only so much space in one drawing. All of this has been worked up digitally to look like it's a vintage screen printed t-shirt design with cracked and worn plastisol inks. In conclusion, fuck your AI.

A digital illustration in very comic book style. At the center is an 80s Punk/Mad Max/Tank Girl-type girl with bright red and yellow rough-cut hair, wearing a red cut up tee, lots of belts and a studded collar and bracelets etc, denim cutoffs over electric blue fishnets, and tall blue combat-type boots. In her hands she has a red chainsaw with a skull decoration on It that she's holding at the ready. There’s a bag slung over her shoulder with the handles of a baseball bat and a machete emerging from the top of it. She is reared back on one foot, having just delivered a tremendous kick to the head of a humanoid robot which is reeling backwards, face half smashed in and turned toward the viewer, arms stretched out, with flames and sparks shooting out of its neck. It's one of those retro-future streamline robot guys that you would maybe see Superman fight in a Fleischer cartoon. Behind on the left you can see from the waist up another such robot which has been dealt with similarly just before. Above and behind all this is jagged red lettering over a jagged yellow outline reading DESTROY next to dimensionalized sans-serif letters reading "A.I." (quotes included) over a 🚫 symbol. Under the reeling robot are some important anti-AI talking points rendered in rough maker-style hand lettering: 'Bad at Everything! Kill the Planet! Brain Atrophy!' I could go on but there's only so much space in one drawing. All of this has been worked up digitally to look like it's a vintage screen printed t-shirt design with cracked and worn plastisol inks. In conclusion, fuck your AI.

I guess I need to add a β€˜tool for warmongers’ bullet point at the bottom

01.03.2026 14:42 β€” πŸ‘ 56    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

ai is a rhetorical technology.

when it produces a list of permissible targets, its value is not producing targets but producing permission

05.02.2026 21:20 β€” πŸ‘ 656    πŸ” 231    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 9
Black and white digital illustration on a warm gray mottled background. Stout, indeterminately goth-y serif lettering filling out a shield-like shape with some decorative additions top and bottom. Like lettering you’d see on an overly ambitious gravestone or an overly sincere tattoo. Kind of runic. Kind of metal. And a little Victorian with flourishes and vines twisting through the spaces. It reads β€˜Maybe it will happen today’.

Black and white digital illustration on a warm gray mottled background. Stout, indeterminately goth-y serif lettering filling out a shield-like shape with some decorative additions top and bottom. Like lettering you’d see on an overly ambitious gravestone or an overly sincere tattoo. Kind of runic. Kind of metal. And a little Victorian with flourishes and vines twisting through the spaces. It reads β€˜Maybe it will happen today’.

12.05.2025 13:11 β€” πŸ‘ 449    πŸ” 60    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 6

I like this new series you’re working on

01.03.2026 13:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Don’t like the movie but I think about the ending so often

01.03.2026 04:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Both series were created by Bryan Fuller! I know! Probably also a fungus guy!

01.03.2026 02:41 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Paul Stamets - Wikipedia

Love that the villain in s1e2 who uses his victims to grow mushrooms is named Stamets years before a fungus guy named Stamets was in Star Trek: Discovery

01.03.2026 02:36 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Because I just discovered I bought all three seasons back in the day and forgot

01.03.2026 02:09 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Time to rewatch the Hannibal tv series apparently

01.03.2026 02:01 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
A digital illustration of a black crowned night heron in profile looking right, with a prominent bright red eye making them look especially expectant. Standing on a rock with green river-like swirly colors behind. The drawing is framed by a simple line, and under the frame lettering reads, 'Maybe it will happen today'.

A digital illustration of a black crowned night heron in profile looking right, with a prominent bright red eye making them look especially expectant. Standing on a rock with green river-like swirly colors behind. The drawing is framed by a simple line, and under the frame lettering reads, 'Maybe it will happen today'.

09.05.2025 13:56 β€” πŸ‘ 736    πŸ” 161    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 7

They’re pretty good

01.03.2026 00:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
My hand holding a box of Exploremores Girl Scout cookies. β€œRocky road ice cream-inspired cookies filled with flavors of chocolate, marshmallow and toasted almond crΓ¨me”

My hand holding a box of Exploremores Girl Scout cookies. β€œRocky road ice cream-inspired cookies filled with flavors of chocolate, marshmallow and toasted almond crΓ¨me”

Finally

01.03.2026 00:09 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah too early but they’ll be along

28.02.2026 22:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Senior administration officials tell me that credible intelligence indicates that top Iranian warlocks were about to discover the true name of God, speak it backwards, and undo all of creation. Failure to act would have resulted in mass US casualties.

28.02.2026 22:26 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I sure couldn’t on the one I actually saw

28.02.2026 22:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A duck with a white body, a black back, and a big puffy head with iridescent green and red on the forehead and throat and a big patch of white over the rest of the head

A duck with a white body, a black back, and a big puffy head with iridescent green and red on the forehead and throat and a big patch of white over the rest of the head

I only had my phone and it was too far away so no photos but a bufflehead looks like this

28.02.2026 22:13 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It is cold and windy outside today and I didn’t like it but I saw a bufflehead on the river for the first time and I thought you should know

28.02.2026 22:13 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
A possum in a frantic looking pose, mouth wide open, surrounded by the words: NO WAR BUT CLASS WAR on an orange background  with yellow radiating lines

A possum in a frantic looking pose, mouth wide open, surrounded by the words: NO WAR BUT CLASS WAR on an orange background with yellow radiating lines

22.06.2025 03:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1118    πŸ” 304    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 4
Closeup photo of a sculpture in front of a grey backdrop. The sculpture is of a red creature with green eyes and green leaves growing fro the top of its head. It's holding a tiny potted plant in one hand and gesturing to it lovingly with the other hand. It's surrounded by big growing green plants on all sides. He's also wearing a little orange and lime green knit scarf.

Closeup photo of a sculpture in front of a grey backdrop. The sculpture is of a red creature with green eyes and green leaves growing fro the top of its head. It's holding a tiny potted plant in one hand and gesturing to it lovingly with the other hand. It's surrounded by big growing green plants on all sides. He's also wearing a little orange and lime green knit scarf.

"Grow Your Joy" is the other piece that was accepted into Infected by Art this year πŸ’–πŸŒΏβœ¨

It's about giving what you love time, care, and attention. Giving yourself those same things.

It's also a reminder that I seriously need to re-pot the houseplants this weekend.

25.02.2026 16:22 β€” πŸ‘ 46    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This seems appropriately post-apocalyptic

28.02.2026 18:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A sign on a wall in an office space, as seen in the TV show The Prisoner. In white type on a blue background it reads 'Questions are a burden to others. Answers a prison for oneself.'

A sign on a wall in an office space, as seen in the TV show The Prisoner. In white type on a blue background it reads 'Questions are a burden to others. Answers a prison for oneself.'

28.02.2026 17:20 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They have tie dye shirts with just the Capycorn on them but not the other stuff

28.02.2026 17:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Why would Iran with nuclear weapons somehow be more dangerous than North Korea with nuclear weapons or India, or Pakistan, or most especially one demented old man with a slackening grip on reality and a forest of ICBMs at his command.

28.02.2026 17:06 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A test tube shaped container with a screw top that is full of a tiny jigsaw pieces of the Capycorn design

A test tube shaped container with a screw top that is full of a tiny jigsaw pieces of the Capycorn design

Also it came with tiny puzzle

28.02.2026 16:41 β€” πŸ‘ 28    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Anyway I got some Capycorn cans. They look real good and there is beer inside of them, which is needed.

28.02.2026 16:41 β€” πŸ‘ 56    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0
Joe Pantoliano as Cypher in The Matrix about to enjoy some delicious fake Matrix steak

Joe Pantoliano as Cypher in The Matrix about to enjoy some delicious fake Matrix steak

Put me back in

28.02.2026 15:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Filling up the drafts hole with banned posts

28.02.2026 15:21 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
get your war on 1-1 http://www.mnftiu.cc/2001/10/09/war-1/

1: Oh yeah! Operation: Enduring Freedom is in the house!
2: Oh yeah! Operation: Enduring Our Freedom is in the motherfucking house!
2: Yes! Operation: Enduring Our Freedom To Bomb The Living Fuck Out Of You is in the house!!!

get your war on 1-1 http://www.mnftiu.cc/2001/10/09/war-1/ 1: Oh yeah! Operation: Enduring Freedom is in the house! 2: Oh yeah! Operation: Enduring Our Freedom is in the motherfucking house! 2: Yes! Operation: Enduring Our Freedom To Bomb The Living Fuck Out Of You is in the house!!!

11.09.2025 14:52 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2