Phineas

Golden Age Superman stands head to thigh alone in a panel black at the top and red on the bottom where Superman stands pointing at the reader as he says, "Be wary of unscrupulous operators of gambling games--they are always on the look out for unsuspecting victims."

The Lone Gunmen were all into Qanon and were at J6

Maybe with less of a ‘we’re the confederates, you know, the protagonists’ vibe about it

A montage of black and white midcentury advertisement art including: a skull wearing a crown, a little girl praying, a woman putting a finger to her lips and making a thoughtful expression with a ? next to her head, and another woman making a very frowny face while holding in front of her a mask of her own face making a very manic expression. A speech bubble coming from the little girl contains mismatched typography reading, ‘Maybe it will happen today’. This is all on a toned paper background and make to look crumpled and worn.

If you are at a party consent to be spoken to is implied this is just how it works

EVEN SO I let all this go like twenty earth years ago. I have moved on. My knees hurt and there is no point pretending.

If the answer to 'will either Joss Whedon or Adam Baldwin be involved' is 'yes' then my answer is a hard no.

We always count on Fetterman to be a useless oaf.

And I don't buy anyone's promises of Nurembergs until they're in a position to do it and then they also do it.

There shouldn't be a head of the DHS because there shouldn't be a DHS. Repeal the patriot act. Put all that shit back where it was.

Anyway the obvious move is for not a single D to vote to confirm any new head of DHS but also too much to hope for

Markwayne? It's pronounced 'mar-KWAY-nay'.

Yeah but it's actually the name handwritten on the door of a storeroom in the back of a 7-11 in Alexandria VA

'Special Envoy for Shield of the Americas' is the fakest fake job I've ever heard of. Just say she's the equipment manager now.

The US military has been making bad decisions since its inception, but to make more than 1000 bad decisions in a single day was considered impossible. Until now.

Kristi Noem is Nick Fury now

Dark wooded river banks around a pewter colored river all fading into heavy fog

Befogged

Applying for jobs online is the fakest shit. Just a humiliation exercise.

Dark wooded river banks around a pewter colored river all fading into heavy fog

Befogged

It does add up after a while

Hannibal Lecter is delivering this unwary cop a dose of tough medicine—in his usual blunt style

It was Top 40. Not hard to know 40 songs.

Voices in the bathtub drain assure me there will be no new horrors today

[From Wikipedia] Catbus (Japanese: ねこバス, Hepburn: Nekobasu) is a fictional character in the Studio Ghibli film My Neighbor Totoro, directed by Hayao Miyazaki. It is a large, grinning, twelve-legged cat with a large bushy tail and a hollow body that serves as a bus, with windows and seats covered with fur. Here we see Catbus with a manic expression on their face as they zoom out of the sky and across the landscape leaving behind a Catbus-colored (tan and brown striped) streaking trail of jagged letters reading ‘Maybe it will happen today’.

Ha I have never seen this poem before. Hard to believe you're the first person to mention it.

What we need is a biotech company to work on genetically engineering some very rich people who are interested in keeping alive the species we still have instead of selling silly fantasies to public radio networks that should know when they're getting played

Was this a DM for Kevin Smith?

I do not look at my mail very often because there is no good reason to but anyway I was very nearly killed just now in a political mailer explosion

McD app is showing it at $7.19 at my nearest in Albany Park

I know a simple way this problem could have been avoided if anyone wants to hear it

Chicago-Style Scorpion — Phineas X. Jones 8” x 10” Acrylic on Panel in a gold 13” x 15” frame, ready to hang.

Celebrate Chicago's birthday buy buying this Chicago-style scorpion from me