Phineas

Phineas

@phineas.bsky.social

This is our most moderately priced receptacle. • https://octophant.us • https://octophant.threadless.com • https://www.inprnt.com/gallery/phineas/ 🚫AI Delenda Est🚫

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1 hour ago

Leo in One Battle After Another is just a dark reboot of The Dude from The Big Lebowski

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4 hours ago

Lord I wish

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4 hours ago

Ask Linda Hamilton

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4 hours ago

I'm a fan of Cameron's movies but no one is watching them for their subtlety

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5 hours ago

Some last season merganser reruns because why not

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9 months ago
Digital illustration in comic book style of 1966 Adam West Batman. He’s making a very manic and stressed out gritted-teeth grimace as he runs with a comically large bomb with a lit fuse held in both hands over his head. Three speech bubbles, the last being a red and orange burst, contain the words ‘Maybe it will happen today!’ 🦇 💣
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7 hours ago

Protest or do not protest. Whichever you do confirms we are right.

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7 hours ago

The males were doing their little courtship displays but none of those shots came out. Buy me a real camera.

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7 hours ago
A male common merganser paddling on the river. A duck with a long, pointy beak (for a duck), a brown chest and black and white back and wing feathers, and his head feathers are black and spiky. His beak and eye are red. A female common merganser paddling on the river. A duck with a long, pointy beak (for a duck), her chest, back, and wings are variegated grayish-browns, and her head feathers are reddish brown and spiky. Her beak and eye are orangey-red.

Mergansers in River Park today

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8 hours ago

It was in Portland in like 2014 so it’s very possible

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13 hours ago
A photo of an acrylic painting  on paper. It depicts the skeletal system of a hot dog. Which is a spine with a human skull on either end for the frankfurter, and that is free-floating within another spine with ribs creating the structure of the bun. Obviously the condiments don't have bones and are not depicted. The bones are bone colored and the background is shades of black with some radiating blue lines coming off the subject so you can better see where it is. It's shot resting on a cutting mat and there's a paintbrush laying on top of it because I made it with paintbrushes and not some AI garbage. So not as low effort as it could have been I guess.

Regret to inform I had more thoughts about skeletons and hot dogs. Still lower effort and much dumber. But I can still probably do worse.

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9 hours ago

I’ve never stopped being mad at him. Really made an impression.

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9 hours ago

He spent however long it was draining a handle of vodka with his girlfriend and a couple other people I don’t remember and just being the biggest turd imaginable. I’ve never knowingly watched anything he’s done since.

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9 hours ago

Not music but I saw a live thing Dan Harmon did at XOXO many years ago and I went from ‘sure I like Community’ to ‘Dan Harmon and Chevy Chase should be allowed/required to murder each other.’ Dude sucks.

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11 hours ago
Liza Minnelli relaxes with a cigarette and a glass of champagne (uncorked bottle on table) during an interview for the one-woman show Liza, which ran for three sold-out weeks on Broadway in 1974. She has on enormous sunglasses (inside), a long and jaunty scarf knotted around her neck, and a statement bracelet by Elsa Peretti on each arm.

Liza Minnelli turns 80 years old today. Happy birthday to the ultimate trouper. I hope she spends it basking in the glow of how much she is loved.

📷 Terry O'Neill, 1974

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10 hours ago

Imagine running a business based on selling a commodity you possess none of

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10 hours ago

Any sufficiently janky technology is indistinguishable from malice

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12 hours ago
Preview
Banda­ríkja­menn virðast lítið vita hvað þeir eru að gera - Vísir Verð á Brent hráolíu er komið aftur yfir 100 dollara á tunnu og ríki út um allan heim íhuga nú aðgerðir til að mæta yfirvofandi orkuskorti vegna aðgerða Bandaríkjanna og Ísrael gegn Íran og hefndaraðg...

Headline from the Icelandic news: “United States Does Not Seem to Know What They Are Doing”

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13 hours ago
Photograph of a sculpture against a grey backdrop. The sculpture is light grey all over. It is a strawberry bird (a bird that is also a strawberry) perched at the top of a twisting and dangerous thorn branch. Photograph of a sculpture against a grey backdrop. The sculpture  is a bright red strawberry bird (a bird that is also a strawberry) with green leaves and yellow legs, perched at the top of a twisting and dangerous thorn branch.

Before paint // After paint

"A Curious Caution" is one of my newest sculptures, and available now at Beinart Gallery:
Beinart.org/collections/gift-shop-curios-art-objects/products/melissa-sue-stanley-a-curious-caution-flexible-polymer-clay-acrylic

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12 hours ago

It will not also stare into you. That is just propaganda.

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12 hours ago
That one McDonaldland character who is a cop with a Big Mac head

ACABM

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13 hours ago
Preview
Hot Dog Skeleton — Phineas X. Jones Acrylic on gessoed paper, 12”x9”.

But also...

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13 hours ago
Hot Dog Skeleton, an art print by Phineas Jones Gallery Quality Prints

And not only...

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13 hours ago
A photo of an acrylic painting  on paper. It depicts the skeletal system of a hot dog. Which is a spine with a human skull on either end for the frankfurter, and that is free-floating within another spine with ribs creating the structure of the bun. Obviously the condiments don't have bones and are not depicted. The bones are bone colored and the background is shades of black with some radiating blue lines coming off the subject so you can better see where it is. It's shot resting on a cutting mat and there's a paintbrush laying on top of it because I made it with paintbrushes and not some AI garbage. So not as low effort as it could have been I guess.

Regret to inform I had more thoughts about skeletons and hot dogs. Still lower effort and much dumber. But I can still probably do worse.

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13 hours ago

Or the cop who I think is a Big Mac? Anyway ACABM.

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13 hours ago

If she told me to hydrate my flesh I would do it

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13 hours ago

Ok but it also is about showing an ID when you vote?

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14 hours ago

Sad that literally every British actor is so broke they have to do this shit

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14 hours ago

Ok so it has come to my attention that the originator of this brilliant idea is an Indian billionaire. This is what you get from billionaires.

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14 hours ago

Spike Jonez’s ‘Her II: 8-Ball’ in theaters this summer

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