Phineas

A fluffy gray cat lounging in a round cat bed with a thousand yard stare

This is how we all feel

Incorrect. This church is entirely roof. 100% roof.

Oops all rug

Can the world just not be straight up bugshit for one day

There is too much stuff in the show that is not big monsters. It wildly overestimates how much plot I’m looking for here.

Hail to the king, baby. An immortal however it plays out.

While it is still Kurt Weill’s birthday I will also post the late, great David Johansen doing Alabama Song. Oh you know why.

Oh then if it's Kurt Weill's birthday I get to post the Nick Cave version of Mack the Knife

A photo of a light-colored cat with a gray face and ears and wide blue eyes. Unknown forces are holding up to the cat’s ear the handset of a beige antique-type touch tone phone. A rectangular speech bubble with a jagged tail has been drawn on the photo to indicate it is the sound coming out of the handset. Words inside the bubble read, ‘Maybe it will happen today…’

I’m not above some bachelor chow myself but this is not anything. This is hamburger helper without buying the box. Why was this written.

Out big stupid president is turning into Michael Rooker in Slither but still no one will do anything and we'll just have to live with it

If everything were going according to plan they wouldn't care what anyone calls it

An example of a nautical signal flag, split vertically, half yellow and half black. It is labeled below ‘I HAVE SOMETHING TO COMMUNICATE’

If there are places to sit on the bus or train but you decide to stand in one of the doorways you are just being in the way on purpose and you shouldn't do that

A screenshot from the opening titles of Twin Peaks showing mountains, majestic Douglas firs, and a sign by the side of a two lane road reading WELCOME TO TWIN PEAKS Population 51,201 Over the screenshot is some generated text in all caps outlined in bright green reading MAYBE IT WILL HAPPEN TODAY

I'm pretty sure he makes AI weapons for whoever is buying I do not believe he is picky

It would be very out of character with the times if there weren't criminals running the whole deal

Gremlin + Ewok

I like that it gets a little loose with the translation. And actually a little loose with all of it.

Highly recommend the September Songs compilation

Oh then if it's Kurt Weill's birthday I get to post the Nick Cave version of Mack the Knife

Dr. Pulaski, from that one season of Star Trek: The Next Generation when Dr. Crusher had somewhere else to be.

Happy Pulaski Day

Gross well I don’t want that

a re-elect Jaime Andrade

Albany Park, I love you so much

Many of Jaime Andrade’s newest signs have now been amended to make clear who purchased them (Draft Kings, under a newly formed PAC attempting to obscure themselves as the purchaser)

Just going back to 1986 and staying there would be fine too. Not that it was so great but it was better than this. (Also gonna make so much money off the Mets...)

I am impatient for our next fake spring

Kind of cheating because Eric Adams having any job is pretty funny

The sandwich costs one gold coin

Eh I live in Chicago what do I know about Illinois