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13.10.2025 03:10 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@jeffshelby.bsky.social
I write things sometimes. I like baseball. I care about the San Diego Padres more than a normal human being should. I live in MN. Itβs probably cold right now.
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13.10.2025 03:10 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Sigh. Every broadcast without Mud makes me a little sad.
09.09.2025 01:52 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Aaaaand one more. Christ.
03.09.2025 20:52 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Cortes can be done now.
03.09.2025 20:22 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0No notes
03.09.2025 18:46 β π 2313 π 474 π¬ 85 π 20Deleting Sharepoint would be a dream come true.
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16.06.2025 22:45 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0a photo grid of dolls with protest t-shirts and signs.
I need everyone on Normal People internet to know that American Girl Doll Instagram is doing doll protests today. There are tiny t-shirts and signs. AND THEN I realized it's a joint protest with the Barbie ppl, where there are EVEN TINIER SIGNS.
14.06.2025 22:03 β π 11431 π 3843 π¬ 166 π 312They launched a coup, suffered no consequences for it, won back power, and have used the power to pardon everyone involved while remaking the country through violence and intimidation. Itβs just ridiculous to talk about the political violence of yelling at ICE agents within that context.
14.06.2025 17:09 β π 22329 π 5728 π¬ 213 π 114In just one week: A GOP president deployed Marines in a U.S. city, called for a Democratic governorβs arrest, the GOP Speaker called for him to be tarred and feathered, a Democratic senator was handcuffed, and two Democratic legislators were shot in their homes.
14.06.2025 15:39 β π 4507 π 1981 π¬ 266 π 173βTodd Goldenβs Year of Stalkingβ¦β
Fixed it for you.
Amen.
08.04.2025 03:23 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The Department of Government Efficiency, for example
01.04.2025 14:48 β π 40430 π 8418 π¬ 934 π 445These people are such assholes. McAfee and his ilk arenβt funny and they arenβt smart. Theyβre just the worst kind of people.
01.04.2025 16:01 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This motherfucker can rot.
14.02.2025 21:31 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Le Burgerβ¦
06.02.2025 01:21 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Hereβs something I wrote last week that is maybe important.
25.01.2025 02:54 β π 1246 π 498 π¬ 70 π 57In a week, we'll find out that the one guy who didn't vote for Ichiro has written an explanation why, but it's behind a paywall on his substack.
21.01.2025 23:42 β π 7 π 3 π¬ 0 π 0Trump set the TikTok ban in motion
Congress passed legislation
Biden signs legislation
SCOTUS upholds ban
Biden says his administration wouldnβt enforce the law, leaving room for TikTok to stay open
TikTok shuts down anyway
Trump tweets
TikTok pretends Trump saved it π
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04.01.2025 15:15 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The fact that the FBI didnβt hold a press conference announcing the largest seizure of self-made explosives in history tells you everything you need to know about race and ideology of the suspect. Wanna guess? www.nytimes.com/2024/12/31/u...
01.01.2025 12:17 β π 16935 π 5511 π¬ 630 π 320What was your go to drink? Iβm so envious that you did this.
01.01.2025 14:09 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0"Stop asking why schools don't have bulletproof glass and metal detectors at all the doors. Ask why schools have to. That's the question that needs to be asked,β Madison Police Chief Shon Barnes
17.12.2024 01:59 β π 17589 π 4246 π¬ 364 π 194It was actually a relief for me. I didnβt think I could do it, then nuked my account in a fit of rage.
And it might have been the best thing Iβve done for myself in the last month.
This is funny because Iβve decided to no longer pay my entire bill. If the bill goes over the amount I want to pay, I just wonβt pay.
04.12.2024 19:49 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0βShe promised she would not pull the football away. Her doing so felt like a gut punch.β -Charlie Brown, probably
04.12.2024 01:32 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The same people who defend Confederate monuments are upset that Hunter Biden got a pardon.
02.12.2024 18:49 β π 745 π 119 π¬ 9 π 2βDonβt feed the trollsβ also extends to bad opinion pieces in papers of record.
They run them bc people react to them the most.
If we stop linking to bad columns and instead post thinkers we find valuable (& generate convo around it), incentives change.
Itβs not easy and takes constant practice!