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Jeff Shelby

@jeffshelby.bsky.social

I write things sometimes. I like baseball. I care about the San Diego Padres more than a normal human being should. I live in MN. It’s probably cold right now.

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13.10.2025 03:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sigh. Every broadcast without Mud makes me a little sad.

09.09.2025 01:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Aaaaand one more. Christ.

03.09.2025 20:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Cortes can be done now.

03.09.2025 20:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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03.09.2025 18:46 β€” πŸ‘ 2313    πŸ” 474    πŸ’¬ 85    πŸ“Œ 20

Deleting Sharepoint would be a dream come true.

03.09.2025 18:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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16.06.2025 22:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
a photo grid of dolls with protest t-shirts and signs.

a photo grid of dolls with protest t-shirts and signs.

I need everyone on Normal People internet to know that American Girl Doll Instagram is doing doll protests today. There are tiny t-shirts and signs. AND THEN I realized it's a joint protest with the Barbie ppl, where there are EVEN TINIER SIGNS.

14.06.2025 22:03 β€” πŸ‘ 11431    πŸ” 3843    πŸ’¬ 166    πŸ“Œ 312

They launched a coup, suffered no consequences for it, won back power, and have used the power to pardon everyone involved while remaking the country through violence and intimidation. It’s just ridiculous to talk about the political violence of yelling at ICE agents within that context.

14.06.2025 17:09 β€” πŸ‘ 22329    πŸ” 5728    πŸ’¬ 213    πŸ“Œ 114

In just one week: A GOP president deployed Marines in a U.S. city, called for a Democratic governor’s arrest, the GOP Speaker called for him to be tarred and feathered, a Democratic senator was handcuffed, and two Democratic legislators were shot in their homes.

14.06.2025 15:39 β€” πŸ‘ 4507    πŸ” 1981    πŸ’¬ 266    πŸ“Œ 173

β€œTodd Golden’s Year of Stalking…”

Fixed it for you.

08.04.2025 12:10 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Amen.

08.04.2025 03:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Todd Golden investigation: What to know about Florida coach's case as Gators play in national title game

Disappointing to see this weasel win.

08.04.2025 03:10 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The Department of Government Efficiency, for example

01.04.2025 14:48 β€” πŸ‘ 40430    πŸ” 8418    πŸ’¬ 934    πŸ“Œ 445
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ESPN’s Pat McAfee and others amplified a false rumor. A teenager’s life was β€˜destroyed’ An Ole Miss freshman has engaged legal representation and says she intends to take action against McAfee, ESPN, and potentially others

These people are such assholes. McAfee and his ilk aren’t funny and they aren’t smart. They’re just the worst kind of people.

01.04.2025 16:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This motherfucker can rot.

14.02.2025 21:31 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Le Burger…

06.02.2025 01:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Column | Pete Hegseth seems open to ordering soldiers to shoot protesters Trump’s pick to lead the Defense Department indicates he would be willing to do what Mark Esper refused to do.

Here’s something I wrote last week that is maybe important.

25.01.2025 02:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1246    πŸ” 498    πŸ’¬ 70    πŸ“Œ 57

In a week, we'll find out that the one guy who didn't vote for Ichiro has written an explanation why, but it's behind a paywall on his substack.

21.01.2025 23:42 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Trump set the TikTok ban in motion

Congress passed legislation

Biden signs legislation

SCOTUS upholds ban

Biden says his administration wouldn’t enforce the law, leaving room for TikTok to stay open

TikTok shuts down anyway

Trump tweets

TikTok pretends Trump saved it πŸ™„

19.01.2025 19:44 β€” πŸ‘ 7863    πŸ” 2393    πŸ’¬ 356    πŸ“Œ 196

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04.01.2025 15:15 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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F.B.I. Says It Found Largest Cache of Homemade Explosives in Its History at Va. Farm Investigators discovered more than 150 devices, mostly pipe bombs, on a property outside Norfolk, court papers say.

The fact that the FBI didn’t hold a press conference announcing the largest seizure of self-made explosives in history tells you everything you need to know about race and ideology of the suspect. Wanna guess? www.nytimes.com/2024/12/31/u...

01.01.2025 12:17 β€” πŸ‘ 16935    πŸ” 5511    πŸ’¬ 630    πŸ“Œ 320

What was your go to drink? I’m so envious that you did this.

01.01.2025 14:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

"Stop asking why schools don't have bulletproof glass and metal detectors at all the doors. Ask why schools have to. That's the question that needs to be asked,” Madison Police Chief Shon Barnes

17.12.2024 01:59 β€” πŸ‘ 17589    πŸ” 4246    πŸ’¬ 364    πŸ“Œ 194

It was actually a relief for me. I didn’t think I could do it, then nuked my account in a fit of rage.

And it might have been the best thing I’ve done for myself in the last month.

11.12.2024 12:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is funny because I’ve decided to no longer pay my entire bill. If the bill goes over the amount I want to pay, I just won’t pay.

04.12.2024 19:49 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œShe promised she would not pull the football away. Her doing so felt like a gut punch.” -Charlie Brown, probably

04.12.2024 01:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The same people who defend Confederate monuments are upset that Hunter Biden got a pardon.

02.12.2024 18:49 β€” πŸ‘ 745    πŸ” 119    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 2

β€œDon’t feed the trolls” also extends to bad opinion pieces in papers of record.

They run them bc people react to them the most.

If we stop linking to bad columns and instead post thinkers we find valuable (& generate convo around it), incentives change.

It’s not easy and takes constant practice!

02.12.2024 18:19 β€” πŸ‘ 98709    πŸ” 16327    πŸ’¬ 2227    πŸ“Œ 1389

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