rowan kaiser

rowan kaiser

@rowan.monster

high-risk, mid-femme one-time tv and game critic, retired into podcasting with @totalmassacre.bsky.social current video game consultant πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ PDX, millennial elder

3,668 Followers 492 Following 19,048 Posts Joined Jun 2023
12 hours ago

Look, Smithers! Garbo is coming!

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11 hours ago

Sid Meier's Pirates remaster when

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11 hours ago

might be more of a conceptual thing? I certainly never heard about it

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11 hours ago

huge news for @troyg.bsky.social

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12 hours ago

Look, Smithers! Garbo is coming!

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13 hours ago

a toothless student protest against the Iran War would just encourage the Trump administration, they need to face Consequences

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13 hours ago

aha!

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18 hours ago
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Long-COVID prevalence may vary by COVID-19 variant, time since infection

First meta-analysis finds long COVID symptoms differ by variant. Omicron is more linked to brain fog and tingling, while earlier variants caused more shortness of breath and smell loss. Overall prevalence was about 29%, dropping to 23% with Omicron.

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22 hours ago
"In order for nonviolence to work your opponent must have a conscience. The United States has none, has none"

Time to drop the Stokely:

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16 hours ago

Have you seen the NWSL? It's on ESPN. It's literally on Paramount+. It's on ION with ads. It's literally on NWSL.com. Dude it's on CBSSN. It's a Victory+ original. It's on Victory+. You can watch it on Victory+. Go to Victory+. You can Victory+ it. Victory+ has it for you

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21 hours ago

VR support completely removed!

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1 day ago
A comic with two panels. Top: ditto wearing a tie and looking at graphs on a computer titled "I'm tired of looking at the bad lightscreen"

Bottom: Ditto playing pokopia on a TV and smiling. "I'm want to go home & look at the good screen"

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22 hours ago
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22 hours ago
"In order for nonviolence to work your opponent must have a conscience. The United States has none, has none"

Time to drop the Stokely:

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22 hours ago

so this guy is correct in that there is a bad faith actor here, but that actor is the Democratic Party leadership.

Protests like those are designed to *shame* a shameable group into doing the right thing. The Democratic Party and their allies in campus administrations proved completely unashamed

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2 years ago

the nice lady at the new age shop gives me a crystal she promises will absorb negative energy. as soon as i touch it, it clouds over blood red and drops leaden to the ground. around me, every crystal in the shop begins to tint red in a wave. she still won't give me a discount

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23 hours ago

Scarlett caught on video celebrating with Midgar's Olympic Fort Condor team

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23 hours ago

It's a big weekend for the NWSL, with two new teams! Great time to check out @rowan.monster's coverage!

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23 hours ago

Hey if you're NWSL-curious I have a preview for you

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23 hours ago

Blowback doesn't even exist, says President Shinra,

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1 day ago
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NWSL Preview: The East The biggest question for the Spirit is all about Trin. Rodman is a superstar in what she can do in conventional soccer terms, but she's also got an infectious relationship with her teammates, fans, co...

Part two of my #NWSL preview looks at the eastern half of the league! Gotham! Washington! Orlando! .....chicago is also there.

This preview is a quick guide for new and casual fans to get up to speed with who's who and what's what in NWSL!

#woso
this-week-in-womens-soccer.ghost.io/nwsl-preview...

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1 day ago

naturally my internet just crapped out but yes hi

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1 day ago

πŸ’›

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1 day ago

(my new worst-ever post)

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1 day ago

jason rohrer warned us,

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1 day ago

no that was disgusted yeah of agreement, as a lesbian with enforced singleness for the last three years

also let's not forget the smokeshow enbies

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1 day ago

yeeeeeaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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1 day ago

"aside from all the lesbianism,"

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1 day ago

classic literature warned us

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1 day ago

also not really one that I think you can be told, only pick up through shitty shitty experience

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