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high-risk, mid-femme one-time tv and game critic, retired into podcasting with @totalmassacre.bsky.social current video game consultant ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ PDX, millennial elder

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I also thought of that, surprising amount of weird-ass Origin games

04.03.2026 05:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I was also thinking of The Manhole, another edutainment type game (and a direct predecessor to Myst)

04.03.2026 05:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The educational game Operation Neptune (1991) from The Learning Company is the earliest game I remember using this. But System Shock 1 definitely also used them.

04.03.2026 05:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

with UBI we can have a flock of really angry looking goth girls sit around in town and glare at passersby

03.03.2026 16:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 220    ๐Ÿ” 42    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 10

if I know any Columbuskers who want to see USA-Canada (and Argentina-Colombia!) tomorrow, there's an option

04.03.2026 04:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I know that journalism dying is part of what has led us to this situation but let us not forget that journalism also decided it deserved to die in so many ways

04.03.2026 03:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 27    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

no one will ever remember that

04.03.2026 03:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

well adventure games it was usually "clues" more than "lore", although obviously the two are mixed together

04.03.2026 03:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

okay that's legit disorienting

04.03.2026 03:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 32    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I Saw the TV Glow (2024) Introduced to a mysterious late-night TV showโ€”a vision of a secret, supernatural world beneath the suburbsโ€”teenage Owenโ€™s reality begins to crack.

Oh, I Saw the TV Glow is on Tubi now. tubitv.com/movies/10005...

04.03.2026 02:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 58    ๐Ÿ” 27    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 8

a friend in Discord asks if Resident Evil pioneered the log/lore collection model of information dissemination in video games. My gut reaction is System Shock did this, but I didn't play the first one very much. RE may be where it went to console/Japanese games?

04.03.2026 03:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
@pugmane about a year ago

Jedi accountant โ€œI see here Qui-gon purchased one ...boy on Tatooine. Wait that can't be right.โ€

@pugmane about a year ago Jedi accountant โ€œI see here Qui-gon purchased one ...boy on Tatooine. Wait that can't be right.โ€

04.03.2026 02:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 117    ๐Ÿ” 20    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

which timeline

04.03.2026 03:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

who could have predicted,

04.03.2026 01:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Study: Experienced devs think they are 24% faster with AI, but they're actually ~20% slower

www.reddit.com/r/Experience...

04.03.2026 01:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

wow, I didn't know that. Origin is the, well, it's in the name, of so so much. even when you know you don't KNOW

04.03.2026 01:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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BREAKING NEWS in the world of Sticky Toffee Puddings

04.03.2026 00:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 157    ๐Ÿ” 40    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6

now I'm curious if the original jumping puzzle Ultima 8 actually exists online

04.03.2026 00:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

it's a bad game, and it's significantly better than the release version of the game

04.03.2026 00:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

For games I've worked on, the vertical slices that shipped with the game are:

* Fallout: New Vegas (Novac, REPCONN Test Site + surroundings)
* Pillars of Eternity (Dyrford + Crossing, Tempe of Skaen, Clรฎaban Rilag)
* Deadfire (Tikawara, Poko Kohara)
* Pentiment (Act I lol)

03.03.2026 20:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 351    ๐Ÿ” 21    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 16    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

At last we have created the Disastrous Overseas Engagement from the classic Don't Create the Disastrous Overseas Engagement by Thucydudes

03.03.2026 21:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 45    ๐Ÿ” 12    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Want my take? $20, Venmo in bio"

03.03.2026 22:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Probably peaked with The Fool's Errand (1987)

03.03.2026 22:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Tarot: It's Not That Interesting

03.03.2026 21:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Probably past time for a moratorium on tarot cards as video game aesthetics/mechanics

03.03.2026 21:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Help them reach their true potential

03.03.2026 21:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘

03.03.2026 21:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Kris is back, helping you help billionaires!

03.03.2026 21:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
"the gang thinks the a font is the same thing as a joke again" written into the pokopia title generator that everyone is just writing random words into and posting on bluesky

"the gang thinks the a font is the same thing as a joke again" written into the pokopia title generator that everyone is just writing random words into and posting on bluesky

03.03.2026 04:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 23    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

ah,

03.03.2026 06:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0