lonely cicada

lonely cicada

@lonelycicada.bsky.social

Writer, dad, pug owner, 60% water.

293 Followers 1,213 Following 625 Posts Joined Feb 2024
1 hour ago

Me too. Really no bad albums ever

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1 week ago

We did! Unfortunately, he's President again

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1 week ago

“Let’s see how you respond.” Glad he’s thought this through

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2 weeks ago

The deposition has resumed.

They gave Boebert crayons and a coloring book to keep her occupied.

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2 weeks ago

Queen

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2 weeks ago

Wrong! The White Album is their best!

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2 weeks ago

Too bad they couldn’t get the Tourette’s guy for the State of The Union

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2 weeks ago

Too bad they couldn’t get the Tourette’s guy for the State of The Union

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2 weeks ago

Hate to burst everyone’s bubble but why do we expect a bunch of hockey bros to be decent non-sexist people?

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2 weeks ago

I’m sure he’ll top that soon enough with another hacky joke. He’s the reason people sometimes use question marks when referring to people as “comedians”

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3 weeks ago

Hey I bet the aliens didnt rape any underaged girls. Focus on the Epstein files, Don

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1 month ago

Haiku

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1 month ago

I think she thinks she “owned” the people in the hearing. I think she is mistaken. People don’t care about her zingers thy care about the unjust redactions and cover up’s

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1 month ago

Anyone who has attended an intervention recognized Bondi’s behavior today

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1 month ago

Dude chooses to make a stink about your word choice? So pointless. When people like that start to “well, actually…” an important story they take the focus away from the critical stuff. I mean, I guess I’m doing that now too but…. Never mind 😀

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1 month ago

Don’t you remember all those men in tight pants touching each other’s butts?? Oh wait, that was the game

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1 month ago

Not him

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3 months ago

The problem isn’t that he keeps falling asleep on the job – – the problem is he keeps waking up

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1 month ago

Wow. Any extra layer of awful. Thanks for explaining though, do not get that at all

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1 month ago

The NFL announces that next year's Super Bowl halftime performer will be Zohran Mamdani.

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1 month ago

Why did he hate the dancing? Were the women too old?

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1 month ago
Preview
Bad Bunny Stuns the Super Bowl With Lady Gaga, Ricky Martin and a Real Wedding Ceremony as Pedro Pascal, Jessica Alba and More Party on Stage Bad Bunny staged a Super Bowl Halftime performance for the ages on Sunday, with Lady Gaga, Ricky Martin, an elaborate set and a real wedding.

Variety confirms the wedding in Bad Bunny's Super Bowl halftime show was real

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1 month ago

after enduring all of these commercials I am no longer purchasing goods or services ever again

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1 month ago

Clearly you used the restroom during the Dunkin commercial

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1 month ago

If they weren’t such raging assholes someone in MAGA could mention how patriotic that halftime show was

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1 month ago

Errr when was he “345 pounds”?

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1 month ago

I’m kinda loving it

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1 month ago

A LOT of commercials in the genre of “be nice to old people”

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1 month ago

That was awful. But my biggest question is why was de-aged Affleck blonde??

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1 month ago

I do respect your willingness to share your terrible opinion with the world 🙂

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