happy birthday laurel!
"Stop procrastinating" in cuneiform:
"Why don't you write your tablet and do your homework? If you don't, they will say: "Is *this* the sister of Sheru'a-eṭirat, eldest daughter of the Succession Palace of Ashur-etel-ilani-mukinni, the great king, mighty king, king of the world, king of Assyria?"
bigamist
so many guys still have their pussys wet for kevin rogan
who wants to do a run on the bank
mark cuban says PANIC
okay
lmfo
lovely
i thirdly like this post bc i dont rly understand what im looking at
i also like this post
i like this post
sometimes you pass the shy girl the basketball for the first time and her consciousness splits and she immediately goes hard in the motherfucking paint, balling completely out of control. that's just science. that's just hoop science. ask a basketball scientist. they'll tell you
#synecdoche #metonymy
secret santa at the dick sucking factory
@opisthokont.bsky.social
thats disgusting
😊 to ☺️
me
rly hot
Promote
oh wow
the popular with friends page sucks. what are you all liking?
the weakest bite force in the animal world
shes the opposite of me
how else would you change
pistachios on a hot dog?
its called a cold sore
