Sooz Kempner

From childhood I can remember warnings of strobe lighting at theatres. And gunshots. Nobody batted an eye. And now we have to have graphics of Judi Dench with a quote from her saying "these warnings are ridiculous, what is happening in theatre!?" and GAH STFU STOP ASKING OLD PEOPLE ABOUT THIS

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Yeah, surely better to just hold it and do a DOINK.

Yeah isn't a....tribute to some Greek myth where a dude DID the first ever triple jump and it was 10 miles long or something? I like to watch it so much but you do go "how'd you end up with this then?"

Most Bluesky response ever.

hahahaha

Dunstable Checks In.

haha they ARE all war skills aren't they! Even stupid dressage is based on military riding. (it's changed quite a lot since then)

This isn’t wrong but we had *fucking decades* of being screamed at for being metro swine pissing on the working man for saying “this migration shit is inflammatory racism as an entrepreneurial political project”. Which it obviously was, and now all the lads who shouted at us for saying so are sad.

Dog with pipe in mouth (1875) attributed to the Minnesota Historical Society. A sepia toned photo of a fluffy white dog sitting on a table with a pipe in their mouth.

you KNOW this picture killed in 1875. people were busting the fuck up at a dog with a pipe. dogs don’t smoke

I do actually love watching it coz it lands SO NEARBY and everyone goes fckn berserk. Good for you!

I was absolute GARBAGE at it, it wasn't even useful to me as a cop-out event.

hahahaha vg vg

There's absolutely no meaningful difference between this and Trump's notorious "very fine people" comment about Charlottesville.

Wow it would be the first time anyone has ever done that.

Shot put's funny isn't it. Go on, throw a heavy little ball, like from a boules set, yeah, go on. It goes about eight metres away. Big gold medal for you!

This is great coz what he's discovering is people hate his cruelty towards foreign residents of the US and there's ALSO a section of his base who think he's too SOFT on people from elsewhere. So NOBODY is happy with it. He's basically Starmering.

Screengrab of a post on a Mastodon server, which is itself a screengrab of a post on (maybe) Threads, but which has been manipulated to read: "The uk is great because there are so many different meal deals you can buy but then there are also the horrors" The words "the uk", "meal deals" and "buy" are highlighted in grey indicating they have been changed from whatever the original was.

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I feel this is important for you to see

gee what a flattering comparison

we need more research funding asap

Get his ass

Awwwww she's loooovely!

UPDATE: Easy loves a scratch.

We hardly knew each other and had mentioned on the long car ride to Derby that we liked the look of the new Mad Max....it was like a religious experience because we didn't know quite what a MASTERPIECE it was gonna be. Afterwards we went to Wetherspoons and talked about the film for two hours haha

One of my best ever cinema experiences was a decade ago when I was in TIE (theatre in education, yes, you've seen Legz Akimbo) and me and the actor I was paired with were in a grotty hotel and decided to go to the cinema and see Mad Max Fury Road. WHAT an evening! We were BUZZING!

Eyyyyy thanks, Adrian. And some of the songs were provided by the woman outside, what a bargain!

People talk bollocks, he's great in everything.

Yeah exactly! He wasn't a brand new type of character we were all unfamiliar with! We went "oh it's THIS guy".

Sidenote: he was so good in this wasn't he, I know everyone says it but real shame about all the Scientology coz he's funny, scary, pathetic and heartbreaking in Magnolia.

Fairly accurate representation here of what GCs pretend most public toilets are like

no that would have done...nothing