Sooz Kempner

This is happening! An NH friend of mine lives just across the river from Maine and works over there sometimes. He said the locals are already picking out ICE agents at restaurants and bars, on the streets and at stores to berate them and run them off. Mariners will just say people are "from away"

hahahaha beautiful scenes

My mate Joe went to school with a lad who said his mum made Sunny Delight by following the ingredients off the back.

smiling with my guestimators mug

Did a gig, drove home, got in at 1.30am, found out Greg "little boy dressed up as Hitler" Bovino doesn't have his dream job anymore.

🚨NEW EPISODE OF LONG DISTANCE, BIT WEIRD OUT NOW🚨

@soozuk.bsky.social and I are joined by brilliant comedian and writer Jordan Foisey to talk about Britain’s Page 3 girls and Canadian freaks like Jordan Peterson, Steven Crowder and more!

Listen here: podcasts.apple.com/ca/podcast/l...

Yeah it is. Someone wanting to join Reform is an endorsement of Reform.

seen it

No, not her.

Suella Braverman becomes the latest Tory MP to defect to Reform UK. “I feel like I’ve come home,” she tells a rally of people who can't wait to be in power so they can deport anyone whose parents weren't born in this country.

I would say that if people pointing out that they've been saying this all along and insisting you reflect on why you didn't listen before is going to make you regress on your views or resent those people you ostensibly agree with now, you didn't really change your opinion in a meaningful way.

Yeah, that's not the show, they are incredibly toxic.

Suella Braverman joining Reform is the equivalent of if I got a good review from The Express. Sure, it's an endorsement, but it's failing every vibes check and will be making all involved feel icky.

Bradley Cooper was 38 when he got with 21-year-old Suki Waterhouse EW GROSS PS that means she was a fully-grown adult and also Bradley Cooper was a really handsome movie star who is known to be pretty sound but DEFINITELY fantasise that a woman was abused, that makes you look so normal.

She thought she WAS on channel 2!

"you soar above the clouds and lift others up with you in the process" after he's just spent an entire episode being a total bully to everyone around him

Exclusive: Keir Starmer Orders Labour To Ramp Up Attacks On Green Party The prime minister has privately told No.10 allies they must train their fire on Zack Polanski's party.

Starmer plans to attack the only Jewish party leader over antisemitism.

He wants to attack Zack Polanski for challenging Britain's role as lapdog to Donald Trump.

What does this tell us?

Labour is very rattled - and they absolutely should be.

www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/exclus...

Ha Ha You Clowns is a perfect show. It's so funny and nasty and bleak and there is a whole bunch of people who think it's the same as Ted Lasso.

Is ADHD real? @soozuk.bsky.social

That was a fake quote.

eyelids clapping together, causing multiple bruises

TikTok in the US is suddenly ripe for collapse.

Yeah, this "you should just be SO HAPPY that some of the biggest cunts on the planet who spent several years calling you a stupid dangerous piece of shit now agree with you" thing is making me dislike them MORE if anything.

Standing up against this avalanche of hate came at a cost.

The people who paid that price don’t need lectures from those who cosied up in “sensible” opinions and helped get us to here:

(this is from 2020 when we were all locked down and I made about 10000 of these videos)

Classic lines from Best Actress Oscar-winning performances

YouTube video by Alasdair Beckett-King The Crop Duster Scene (With No Crop Duster) - North By Northweird

Five years ago I took the aeroplane out of North by Northwest, so Cary Grant is just running around for no reason. www.youtube.com/watch?v=K26T...

Bluesky idea: if people who didn't agree with you change their opinions so that they do agree with you, why not be happy that you are making progress - rather than complaining that they are "only just catching up"? 10:08 • 26 Jan 2026 • Everybody can reply 11 reposts 9 quotes 151 likes 19 20 • 151 ... Henry Mance O @henrymance.ft.com • 30m Counterpoint: maybe the next time someone goes vegan, I will just shout "SOME OF US HAVE BEEN SAYING THIS FOR YEARS" at them and see how it goes.

Henry is absolutely right here about regular people but wrong about shithead columnists. The whole point of the latter is that they are the Opinion Cops: their job is to police the outer boundary of acceptable discourse, usually via dumb insults and vexatious horseshit. They don’t care what is real.

His name was easy for me but I CANNOT think of his voice.

Bill Burr doing an episode of his suddenly-paranoid podcast ranting about how it's actually SO GOOD that famous election losers Hillary Clinton and John Kerry are joining famous Nazi Tucker Carlson, famous Nazi appeaser Piers Morgan and famous Epstein pal Richard Branson in Riyadh to just hang out.