Sooz Kempner

It's ok, it's only 10 minutes and I can usually post through it.

"such in a boost" hey great writer Sooz Kempner banged out that post so nicely

That wasn't polling day, she was referring to postal votes which is WAY worse.

Anyway, I don't think Boris Johnson bullshitting the voters on his nonexistent Brexit deal is the same level of lie as Corbyn saying "sure I see the Queen's Speech" but then I'm not a stupid fucking cunt.

Hahaha "hey, fuck you"

Lovely Stevie x

I can't begin to tell you what a difference there is between the above vid and the first day of her rescue...she was severely underweight, her eyes were bulging and staring and her legs were malformed. She looked an absolute mess and BIG LOVE to the lady who saw her and said "I'm going to save you"❤️

The algorithm now shows me a LOT of miraculous recovery foal stories and I'm not even going to share the original pics and vids of Stevie because they're too upsetting. She was dying of pneumonia after being separated from her mother far too soon and was rescued and hand-reared and LOOK AT HER.

(I know I'm going to end up muting this thread coz people get incredibly weird with me about this fact, they start calling my mum abusive and stuff, it's quite distressing)

Carl Hester paid less for his Olympic horse Nip Tuck than you'd pay for a French Bulldog puppy and there's no WAY that puppy, even with a top-class diet, could fertilise your garden let ALONE get an Olympic medal.

I don't know why I'm saying it like it's a thing of the past, I'll be at Nanna's AGAIN this December 25th so we'll have to hear Charles go on about togetherness or something.

I used to see the fucking dead queen's speech every year coz at family christmas the telly was on and you'd catch her maj.

Laura Kuenssberg @bbclaurak Brass neck's been one of central features of this campaign - Johnson on checks (remember he DID admit back in Oct there'd be extra checks under Brexit deal however much he obfuscates over it now - define check, and define customs declaration), or Corbyn on watching the Queen

Six years to the day since we were in the closing days of the General Election, yes, that one, and in case you forgot what it was like here was a typical tweet from BBC political editor Laura Kuenssberg. Corbyn had said he usually saw the Queen's Speech at xmas which...doesn't even sound like a lie.

Now! Now when we're talking about animal shit! OH! Fox shit is right up there! It is SO PUNGENT! Foxes must live on a diet of petrol and biriani.

Complimentary.

They eat it up coz dogs are evil.

Filming for the next two days with very funny people.

And, unrelated, but I picked up my first EVER BBC writing gig to round the year out. Feels like a milestone and it's been such in a boost at the end of a right rocky year tbh!

Also, you're not gonna step in horseshit, dumbarses.

I'm anti-dog.

lol no it isn't dogshit is disgusting and horseshit is amazing, that's the difference.

hobnob x

Terminator 2 poster with Danny DeVito instead of Arnold.

So anyway, I started blasting.

are you gonna unfollow me?

You're both weirdos and I'm normal.

Natural coverings are rife with injuries, it is a bloodbath.

"You're a big account, so you have a duty to ..."

Look, at some level, I get that.

But also ... I didn't run for the office of Big Account with a promise to you, the Bluesky voter, to deliver on certain issues.

I just logged onto the same site you did, made some posts, and people followed me.

I'd rather see Dano direct than Tarantino act n all.

hmmm

Just got my Internet Wrapped - I looked at three websites seven million times

a man in a suit is standing next to a yellow vehicle with a sign that says vorderman . Alt: a man in a suit is standing next to a yellow vehicle with a sign that says vorderman .

Saw him win a 5yo championship this weekend and rubbed my thighs like Vic Reeves

It’s funny that one of Jordan Peterson’s last public appearances was at that stupid Jubilee video where he had his shit rocked by some smart-mouthed youngsters