Sooz Kempner

Sooz Kempner

@soozuk.bsky.social

"Comedian". Doom in Doctor Who. Host @mysteryontherocks.bsky.social & Long Distance, Bit Weird (https://longdistancebitweird.podbean.com) Acting: Foundry Management VO: The Joneses For all enquiries/brand partnerships: info@gagreflex.co.uk she/her

56,072 Followers 845 Following 22,636 Posts Joined Jul 2023
2 hours ago

Wow im so fucking thankful the eradication of our healthcare could have been even fucking worse hallelujah

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3 hours ago

who the fuck IS this person anyway? there's zero chance this is the first time they've been blocked.

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3 hours ago
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Instead of terrorizing the world, Donald could be doing what he does best: being kinda bitchy on TV.

Watch the full episode with @emmavigeland.bsky.social👇

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3 hours ago

m8 i'm not convinced you're read beyond the first line of my post tbf

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4 hours ago

Fucking scolds on this website do my nut.

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5 hours ago
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The Atlantic says Dubai is a haven for middle-class migrants and this is their evidence. You cannot make this shit up.
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...

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6 hours ago

oh?

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6 hours ago

wouldn't it be something!

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6 hours ago

Knowing Youtube as I do, I put this in the description to help out the more confused commenters. Despite only about 1000 views that hasn't stopped three different guys asking "was I supposed to laugh?" and "what the fuck is wrong with your face?"❤️

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6 hours ago

ICYMI: People really loving this week's episode of Bold Politics!

And stick around for the end when Keon asks me some questions about Green Party strategy!

👇🏼

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6 hours ago
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okay enough of this kind of response to what i said. don’t be fucking obtuse. i’m not calling this man an idiot child because i think he’s not accountable for his actions. i’m calling him an idiot child because he looks like he’s in some kind of atomwaffen themed boy band

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6 hours ago

Mothering Sunday sounds like you are cunting off Sunday.

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11 months ago

The lowest form of wit is a tie between cutesy compound swearing and referring to Nigel Farage as "Farridge".

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1 day ago

camilla is diana's wario send tweet

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8 hours ago

"how you doing, fucko? ha ha ha be lucky *chomp*"

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1 day ago

I can't believe how many photographs there are of Peter Mandelson in a bathrobe. He's like a depressed 80s mum.

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9 hours ago

Genuinely, it's worse than that. The people are top are just flat-out true believers. They're right wing. They hate the left. McSweeney is out but the people he put in place are all still there.

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9 hours ago

hahahahaha omg surgeon! when you're an ally but also a jerk.

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9 hours ago

Another paranoid, racist conspiracy screed from Reform's most palatable candidate, the blogger Matt Goodwin.

I don't believe this sort of stuff is winning over any new converts. This is the bizarre and unsettling preaching only a choir will listen to.

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9 hours ago

Graham was one of my heroes. He was formative in my comedy sensibilities alongside Lee & Herring, Victoria Wood, Steve Coogan...he went from a writer who could get a show greenlit just by having his name on it to homophobic AI slop in less than a decade.

He'd despise being one of my heroes btw.

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9 hours ago

(replies off coz people on bluesky are addicted to saying "actually sooz...they are not woke or based at all")

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9 hours ago
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Reform’s Richard Tice avoided nearly £600,000 in tax The deputy leader’s property company paid nothing in corporation tax on multimillion-pound profits for most of 2018-21

lol woke based times

www.thetimes.com/article/6f55...

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1 day ago

This is the reason I'll watch the doc.

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10 hours ago
boogying with an old fashioned in a white t-shirt and ripped jeans

Action shot of me dancing last night down Betty & Joan's after a beeeeaaaauuuutiful gig down the Queer Comedy Club (I'm a cishet white woman, we make ourselves the centre of everything).

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10 hours ago

Right well @annakempner.bsky.social's kicking off coz I put "kind regards" in her Mother's Day card.

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10 hours ago

nah bsky.app/profile/sooz...

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11 hours ago

I went to look at the post out of curiosity, and every comment that isn’t “what is a woman” is “how can mothers be happy when you’re letting in illegals”, and I really do think we’re reaching a point where a large part of this country are becoming morally irredeemable people. Like, the fuck is this?

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11 hours ago

10. Cabaret (1972) [first watch in 20 years]

@mbalazo.bsky.social had never seen Fosse's finest and watching it as a teen who assumed New Labour was basically fine and Nazism was dead and buried is, LET ME TELL YOU, very different to watching it in my 40s, ya know, NOW. A bona fide masterpiece.

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11 hours ago

9. Inside the Manosphere (2026) [first watch]

A great way to feel angry for 90 minutes but they sure do show themselves up. Louis Theroux's decision to film the faces of the women as their men spoke was genius.

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12 hours ago

If you're wondering how they can be so stupid please remember that it's worse than that. To capitulate even 1% to the left would be unthinkable for a party that would rather die than lose to the left.

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