Sooz Kempner

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Joined the queue at 10am and now I have to leave to drive to Manchester but at least I tried and that's all you can do.

The actual regime that these people are hankering after is Dubai: a small elite of citizens, most immigrants to be transient, insecure and all immigrants to be second-class. In reality they would hate the world they would create and would find ever-more ridiculous scapegoats for their failure.

His family has to get out on NYC but ALSO he is about to start GROWING his family and...sorry but I'm just picturing George Santos leaving NYC with a bag full of sea monkeys ready to rehydrate as soon as he's safely out of the Lincoln Tunnel.

Goodnight everyone, and if you accidentally got an extremely recognizable Nazi symbol tattoo years ago and keep forgetting to get it covered up, maybe do that tomorrow and don’t spend any more extra years with an extremely recognizable Nazi symbol tattooed on your body

Not now they can't. They'd still have tried it if this was 2017, trust me.

Replies off until men learn to not centre themselves in shitposts.

Seeing the rightwing press publish several articles a day that all have the headline "Zack Polanski is VERY scary though!" is giving me 2017-2019 vibes. And that's GOOD. Coz things are a liiiittle bit different now out there. It'll take more than Newsnight photoshopping Russian hats to fuck this.

Of course women don't like the Cybertruck.

Women only want one thing, and it's donkeys carrying lambs up the Italian Alps in special pouches.

His family has to get out on NYC but ALSO he is about to start GROWING his family and...sorry but I'm just picturing George Santos leaving NYC with a bag full of sea monkeys ready to rehydrate as soon as he's safely out of the Lincoln Tunnel.

Mamdani is already getting the criminals out of NYC!

Thank you to all the people who saw this and explained to me that the Catholic church has a history of doing this sort of thing with paedophile priests.

Michael Rapaport tweets: "How’s a so-called “working class” mayoral candidate like Zohran Mamdani eating at OMEN SUSHI tonight — one of the priciest joints in NYC? 🍣💰 This clown lives in a rent-stabilized apartment in Queens but dines like a diplomat on a Qatar-funded per diem. Who’s paying for that toro, “Zoron the Moron”?" There are two photos of Zohran Mamdani and his wife eating at a restaurant.

Michael Rapaport eating outside of a restaurant. There are some white canopy umbrellas around him and a tree in the background. Also the ocean and some fence.

Two photos. The first shows the outside of Nobu in Malibu. The second shows the area where Michael sat. There is the same tree, ocean, white canopy umbrellas, and fence.

The menu for Nobu in Malibu shows prices around $60. The menu for Omen Sushi in NYC shows prices around $35.

i don't get it. omen sushi in nyc is cheaper than nobu in malibu, where you dined last year without your wife

ExcI: Home sec Shabana Mahmood says the grooming gangs inquiry won't be "watered down on my watch" and is determined ethnicity and religion will be examined. Comes after four victims quit the process and minister Jess Phillips was accused of lying. www.thetimes.com/article/7703.. Focus of grooming gang inquiry won't change, vows home secretary Shabana Mahmood has intervened after another victim withdrew from the 'toxic' pr...

Here’s my guess, based on all the reporting we’ve seen before: there’s not much more to investigate on ethnicity, because that’s been gone over again and again, and anything that hasn’t been is about police complicity, coverups and collaborating with the press to blur and obscure those two things.

Look up what a shitpost is.

I think if you're truly upset about the white house getting fucked up you kinda want a king a little bit deep down

I'm referring to Dunt

I'm surprised at the speed of some of the noticing that's been going on. I thought it would take That Total Dunt at least til May 2026.

Stephen Bush• @stephenkb.bsky.s... • 1h My understanding tho is the issue here is precisely that everyone knows who is responsible for the strategic (such as they are) choices made over the past year, and part of what is going on is "those people don't want to admit fault, and are willing to crash the plane to avoid doing so".

Ain’t I been saying it

don't let perfect (no nazi tattoos) be the enemy of good (at least one nazi tattoo).

don't let perfect (no nazi tattoos) be the enemy of good (at least one nazi tattoo).

you shouldn't have nazi tattoos, in my opinion

Me, guzzling a bowl of lentil soup, flexing in the mirror and flying in to a RAGE.

Ten fundraising emails a day that say "we need dollars for meeeeeeemes, momma".

Bit worried that the Dems are going to win in 2028 on a Gavin Newsom/Pete Buttigieg ticket and the main policy will be "we'll knock down the ballroom and restore the White House to how it looked before".

Tucker Carlson wins in 2032.

MY EYES ARE PIES AND YOURS ARE LIIIIEEEESSSS

Please can @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social and @zackpolanski.bsky.social do something about this.

"I am not a secret Nazi": Maine Senate candidate responds to tattoo accusations

"My 'I am not a secret Nazi' response has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my response"

I'm so sick of discourse from supposed allies about where trans people went wrong.

Where we "went wrong" is that billionaires spent unimaginably large sums to attack us repeatedly and major media outlets have spent a decade piling on.

youtube thumbnail of prince andrew and king prince charles and text overlay reads entitled & talentless

Entitled & Talentless sounds like the name of a double-act from the early days of the UK alternative comedy scene and they still gig and fucking HATE each other.