Dave Porter

Gaaah you’re just trying to wreck the headline!!!

Fortunately the Torygraph don’t let mere facts sully a nice juicy hinterland-inflaming story!!!

a man in a suit and tie is making a funny face and saying this is unacceptable . Alt: Conan O’Brien is gesticulating wildly while saying “This is UNACCEPTABLE!”

I bet they came in a boat, didn’t they, eh?!

YouTube video by Motörhead Official Ace of Spades - Torenfestival Weert

More silly music - Motörhead played on a carillon…

youtu.be/O-JsEP9hDQk

YouTube video by billbailey Bill Bailey - Kraftwerk - Part Troll

Fun stuff - this man is a genius. Brilliant comic and incredible musician (he studied at the Royal College of Music in London). Hope you like…

youtu.be/dwaxWoJPUC0

OVER HERE STEALING BURGERS FROM POWERLESS NATIVES!!!

“The Mountain” If the mountain seems too big today then climb a hill instead If the morning brings you sadness it's ok to stay in bed If the day ahead weighs heavy and your plans feel like a curse There’s no shame in rearranging don't make yourself feel worse If a shower stings like needles and a bath feels like you'll drown If you haven't washed your hair for days don't throw away your crown A day is not a lifetime a rest is not defeat Don’t think of it as failure just a quiet, kind retreat It’s ok to take a moment from an anxious, fractured mind The world will not stop turning while you get realigned The mountain will still be there when you want to try again you can climb it in your your own time Just love yourself till then. Laura Ding-Edwards, “Rainbird Roots”

Sorry to hear things aren’t going well. Reading this helps a little, I find. Take care please.

YAY for booking it, well done! Hoping you can keep it steady and you can make it there - AND have a great time!

Who are you seeing? Daughter saw Greg Davies recently and said he was brilliant 👍

Post your little garden - rejoice in it! When all the big stuff seems to be going to shit, hanging on to a myriad of small, “ordinary” things helps make the madness more bearable…

Ah okay!!! GOOD! 👍

A McLaren sports car in “allwyn” racing livery.

#ColourADay #CyanTuesday

Please don’t think that - please? I’m sure you gave puppy all the love and care he could have had. 🫂🫂🫂

The community centre should charge (£10?!) and give receipts, then you could get SSEN to pay!!!

Glad you can get something 👍

Yay for a happy Bugzie 🫂👍

Why indeed? Readers can consume books far more quickly than a single author can craft a new one. Hence, you are not going to be the only author even the most dedicated fan reads. Having a variety of excellent authors to draw from can only be beneficial, surely?

I tried #lightning #photography for the first time yesterday morning. I have a lot to learn. It's a rush! #landscape #storms #EastCoastKin

We need to improve the quality of your TBR pile!!! 📘📗📙📕

Hope it’s back soon - but didn’t you say they reckoned 5pm Tuesday? How are conditions now?

Looking across to the village of Loen in Norway, from a cruise ship sailing away from Olden on the Nordfjorden.

#MountainMonday

Sounds great, enjoy!

How are the aches doing today?!

Do you have a power bank (or two) for the phone? Might be a worthwhile investment if not? Hope power is restored in reasonable time…

Oh dear. Sadness. ☹️

Do you have a generator or some form of battery to keep things ticking over until power is restored?

Fearless puppy needs to be muzzled and only walked on a leash, until he unlearns his loathesome habit of incessantly befouling others’ posts with his pathetic pushing of the publication for which he claims credit. BAD dog. 🐕 💩💩💩💩💩💩

If you need to vent, we’re here…

A bit of a misquote there… W H. Davies, known as the “tramp poet”, lived for a time in the small Cotswold town where I grew up.

englishverse.com/poems/leisure

Good call. Stay safe and cosy… 🫂

a cup of coffee is being poured into a bowl on a table . Alt: Coffee is being poured into a mug.

Would this help?!

Probably doesn’t recognise a hand with only five fingers…

You take care, please - warm bath might help soothe the muscles? 🛁