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He / Him. Just a mad man with 1 daughter, 3 cats, 7 chickens & a horse. Former orga owl of the Nightlybuild conference. IoT reverse engineer. Software Architect & Engineering Manager at Deutsche Telekom. „Die Dunkelheit darf niemals siegen“

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🚀 Freie Kapazitäten ab Februar 2026

Moderne Frontend-Entwicklung
- Svelte/SvelteKit, React, Vue.js
- Semantisches HTML, modernes CSS
- Barrierefreie Webentwicklung (WCAG/BITV)
- Designsysteme & Component Libraries, Storybook
- Performance-Optimierung für High-Traffic-Anwendungen

#Freelance #CSS

09.12.2025 16:53 — 👍 1    🔁 4    💬 0    📌 1
Stylish but illegal monkey found roaming Toronto IKEA

Stylish but illegal monkey found roaming Toronto IKEA

Oh shit, it's Stylish But Illegal Monkey Day

09.12.2025 14:02 — 👍 539    🔁 186    💬 17    📌 17

Tbh. nothing fancy. I have a power supply for the Camera, so that the battery doesn’t drain, an Elgato mounting arm, Elgato 4k capture device & use OBS

07.12.2025 17:09 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Come Watch some Battle Royal as our first mini offseason event kicks off!

www.twitch.tv/edzyttv
www.twitch.tv/seadubbs11
www.twitch.tv/dompalombimu...
www.twitch.tv/zaino

06.12.2025 16:57 — 👍 2    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0

Vllt. ne Möglichkeit Lineage OS draufzuspielen? Das hat mir schon ein paar alte Android Geräte vorm Elektroschrott gerettet

06.12.2025 08:37 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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What a great headline

28.11.2025 15:49 — 👍 40786    🔁 11330    💬 300    📌 280
"Oben reinstoßen" - Überschrift eines Vorberichts zum Fußballspiel Braunschweig vs. Kaiserslautern

"Oben reinstoßen" - Überschrift eines Vorberichts zum Fußballspiel Braunschweig vs. Kaiserslautern

#de Ich weiß ja nicht ob die Wortwahl für die Überschrift noch mal überdac... ...ach komme, is Freitagnachmittag, hau dat Dingen einfach raus.

28.11.2025 20:38 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Full ack. I don’t need the flexibility or extendability that eslint provides … it should just be fast & I don’t need extra debs. Something like biome, but baked into node would be a dream.

28.11.2025 20:32 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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The unthinkable has happened: Under the fascist authoritarian Trump regime — who count a significant number of white supremacists and Nazis as supporters — the U.S. Coast Guard will no longer consider the swastika a hate symbol.

20.11.2025 22:29 — 👍 67    🔁 39    💬 12    📌 5

Utterly obsessed with this. LLMs can be defeated by spells (poems) arxiv.org/html/2511.15...

20.11.2025 21:57 — 👍 24    🔁 15    💬 0    📌 0

If you use GMail, AI (Gemini) was turned on yesterday by default and now scans all of your content for machine learning. To turn off, go to Settings>General and scroll down. Uncheck the box for "Smart features."

There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.

20.11.2025 17:32 — 👍 10785    🔁 8074    💬 332    📌 799

I‘ve bought 2 relatively cheap ones in the past & they got defective quite quickly, loosing their respective weight giving content. So, make sure to get some more premium quality ones.

In general, they didn’t add much sleep quality for me, but this is highly subjective.

19.11.2025 17:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Donate to Assist with Elvis's Final Vet and Memorial Expenses, organized by Peri Buck We lost our baby boy this past Saturday. His health had been declining r… Peri Buck needs your support for Assist with Elvis's Final Vet and Memorial Expenses

As some of you know, we lost our baby boy Elvis a couple nights ago. The costs came at a rough time for us financially and we still have debt left over from when we lost Sadie two years ago. Please consider helping out if you can [SAFELY] give, we so very much appreciate.

gofund.me/931731980

18.11.2025 03:19 — 👍 7    🔁 8    💬 1    📌 6

❤️

17.11.2025 14:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

All time fav

12.11.2025 20:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Trump Declares: ‘Nobody Knows What Magnets Are’ President Donald Trump went on yet another rant about magnets, this time telling reporters that "nobody knows" what they are.

"Fucking magnets, how do they work?" asks Insane Clown grab-'em-by-the-Posse
www.yahoo.com/news/article...

11.11.2025 13:42 — 👍 4    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

@zainotv.bsky.social

06.11.2025 00:09 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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Frictionless brain activity

28.10.2025 15:24 — 👍 2258    🔁 304    💬 44    📌 74

It’s always Florida

28.10.2025 21:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

We also have such a convoluted setup at work. Terraform, GitLab pipelines, Kubernetes & Istio magic... ...so much indirection that makes debugging a time consuming task.

For all my personal projects I just use shell scripts & they just do the job just fine 🤔

28.10.2025 16:57 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

After the recent MacOS “improvements” I’m giving Asahi Linux a try on my secondary machine.

A lot of things do work astonishingly well, but then you also have the “basics”, like a decent calendar app, mail client, missing discord & spotify apps etc.

Undecided at this point in time.

25.10.2025 16:05 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Quote post from X by "OscarAI":
Never do this:

Passing off someone else’s work as your own.

This Grok Imagine effect with the day-to-night transition was created by me — and I’m pretty sure that person knows it.

To make things worse, their copy has more impressions than my original post.

Not cool 👎
Quoted post:
Prashant @Prashant_1722
Oct 15
Grok Imagine trick:

Add "day to night transition" to your prompt.

In shots like this, you’ll see a beautiful, harmonious effect as the day turns int...
(AI slop animation video)

Quote post from X by "OscarAI": Never do this: Passing off someone else’s work as your own. This Grok Imagine effect with the day-to-night transition was created by me — and I’m pretty sure that person knows it. To make things worse, their copy has more impressions than my original post. Not cool 👎 Quoted post: Prashant @Prashant_1722 Oct 15 Grok Imagine trick: Add "day to night transition" to your prompt. In shots like this, you’ll see a beautiful, harmonious effect as the day turns int... (AI slop animation video)

we are in a self-awareness crisis

19.10.2025 19:20 — 👍 5721    🔁 999    💬 93    📌 108
old motel room postcard

old motel room postcard

Silhouette of a man. Two pinpoints of white for eyes

Silhouette of a man. Two pinpoints of white for eyes

Good night.
Lots going on here. What is the woman looking at? What are the people outside looking at, and why is it different to what the woman is looking at? Why are they outside in the first place? Why place a hanging lamp there, hindering access to the drawers? Who is this demon?

19.10.2025 20:26 — 👍 111    🔁 10    💬 13    📌 0

I gravitate towards those more than to a supermassive black hole

15.10.2025 21:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Did people really memorize phone numbers before cell phones, or is that just a movie thing?
2? Questions
I was watching some old shows from the 90s and noticed people would just dial numbers from memory - like they'd call their friends or family without looking anything up.
Made me wonder if that was actually normal back then? Did people genuinely have all their important numbers memorized, or did most folks keep a little address book or written list nearby?

Did people really memorize phone numbers before cell phones, or is that just a movie thing? 2? Questions I was watching some old shows from the 90s and noticed people would just dial numbers from memory - like they'd call their friends or family without looking anything up. Made me wonder if that was actually normal back then? Did people genuinely have all their important numbers memorized, or did most folks keep a little address book or written list nearby?

If anyone needs me I will be in the museum, lying down next to the bog bodies.

13.10.2025 17:58 — 👍 23917    🔁 4889    💬 1537    📌 1807

Why? Did anything happen I didn’t catch bad news wise?

13.10.2025 07:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Tortendiagramm:
Was in der EU problemlos verboten werden kann:
Blau - Gendern (nimmt die Hälfte der Torte ein)
Orange - Veggie-Wurst (andere Hälfte)
grün - verfassungsfeindliche Parteien (kommt im Diagramm nicht vor)

Tortendiagramm: Was in der EU problemlos verboten werden kann: Blau - Gendern (nimmt die Hälfte der Torte ein) Orange - Veggie-Wurst (andere Hälfte) grün - verfassungsfeindliche Parteien (kommt im Diagramm nicht vor)

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12.10.2025 10:33 — 👍 423    🔁 125    💬 3    📌 2

CGN ✈️ MUC ✈️ DEL

Off to India then, brb.

06.10.2025 11:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Just realized I hadn’t shared here yet:

I’m currently job-hunting 👋 If you hear of any exciting opportunities, I’d love to connect!

03.10.2025 12:13 — 👍 3    🔁 6    💬 1    📌 0

I’ve heard this somewhere else before 🤔😅

24.09.2025 19:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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