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@asciidisco.bsky.social

He / Him. Just a mad man with 1 daughter, 3 cats, 7 chickens & a horse. Former orga owl of the Nightlybuild conference. IoT reverse engineer. Software Architect & Engineering Manager at Deutsche Telekom. „Die Dunkelheit darf niemals siegen“

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Latest posts by asciidisco.bsky.social on Bluesky

CGN ✈️ MUC ✈️ DEL

Off to India then, brb.

06.10.2025 11:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Just realized I hadn’t shared here yet:

I’m currently job-hunting 👋 If you hear of any exciting opportunities, I’d love to connect!

03.10.2025 12:13 — 👍 3    🔁 6    💬 1    📌 0

I’ve heard this somewhere else before 🤔😅

24.09.2025 19:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I’m working on frontend code (like an actual proper website) for the first time in over a decade.
Browsers & CSS in particular have gotten so much better … I don’t feel even remotely compelled to use a preprocessor or something like that.

I’ve forgotten how much fun this is.

24.09.2025 18:16 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If you see this, post a concert picture you took

24.09.2025 18:11 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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You can now embed any captcha from I'm Not a Robot onto your site!

use it on your fintech site, b2b saas, edu platform, possibilities are endless

docs: neal.fun/not-a-robot/...

23.09.2025 17:35 — 👍 182    🔁 43    💬 2    📌 1

The piss tank on the ISS is now 52% full.

18.09.2025 21:55 — 👍 15    🔁 5    💬 1    📌 1
A wall with a hole in it with bricks randomly pushed in.

A wall with a hole in it with bricks randomly pushed in.

Vibe coded, was it?

17.09.2025 07:21 — 👍 7    🔁 2    💬 2    📌 0

You know the brand is strong when even the gotdamn SpaceX coke bricks managed to blow up and crash

16.09.2025 18:57 — 👍 1518    🔁 581    💬 19    📌 6

"surely there couldn't be a stupider moral test for celebrities to disappoint me with than israel or harry potter"

*monkey's paw curls*

13.09.2025 21:30 — 👍 92    🔁 20    💬 5    📌 0
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WEEK 5 SCHEDULE

13.09.2025 20:48 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
Comic. [Building with large sign in front of it[ SIGN: Welcome to the *Biology Department* It has been [changeable sign: 3] days since we discovered something existentially horrifying about bugs that makes you question your whole reality

Comic. [Building with large sign in front of it[ SIGN: Welcome to the *Biology Department* It has been [changeable sign: 3] days since we discovered something existentially horrifying about bugs that makes you question your whole reality

Biology Department

xkcd.com/3140/

11.09.2025 21:24 — 👍 4988    🔁 691    💬 33    📌 31
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The greatest minds in history are on the case

11.09.2025 18:32 — 👍 10367    🔁 1410    💬 291    📌 241

Eventuell der Golo Roden, sonst fällt mir ad-hoc niemand anderes ein.

11.09.2025 12:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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taking chatgpt up on its offer to show me how to load an IKEA SMÅSTAD bed in my RAV4.

08.09.2025 20:54 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 3    📌 0

Vielen lieben Dank ❤️

08.09.2025 15:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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New signed kitty cat comic prints now available

06.09.2025 20:49 — 👍 1900    🔁 243    💬 4    📌 3
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MY NEW ALBUM “BALATRO BANGERS” IS OUT!!!

I’ll be doing a 8 hour stream to celebrate its release at 3pm ET, but till then, GO CHECK IT OUT!

@playbalatro.com

05.09.2025 18:01 — 👍 20    🔁 8    💬 2    📌 0
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a green and yellow striped background with a shadow of a person in the middle ALT: a green and yellow striped background with a shadow of a person in the middle

Fellow @playbalatro.com Community! I have some very exciting news I’ll be sharing at 1pm ET tomorrow.

It’s been something in the works that MANY of you have asked me about over the last year of time on my covers, and yes… it’s streaming related.

Find out tomorrow!🃏💿🎵

04.09.2025 16:42 — 👍 11    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0

If I recall correctly that goes back to the first IBM lines of computers. In order to keep compatibility with the software written for original IBM PC (which depended on the CPU clock speed) IBM introduced it when a line with a faster 8086 came around.

01.09.2025 20:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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The History of Themeable User Interfaces A full-ish history of user interfaces that can be themed to meet the opportunities and constraints of the time

📙 📗 📘 📕 The History of Themeable User Interfaces: bradfrost.com/blog/post/th...

It was an incredible experience to write this piece. It blurs together the history of computers, video games, the web, design systems, and my own existence on this planet.

28.08.2025 17:52 — 👍 126    🔁 41    💬 7    📌 1

How can you dance?

25.08.2025 19:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Bluesky… …edit button when?

23.08.2025 23:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Gonna experience some Fantom pain in this one … Minir League Balatro match starts in 5.

twitch.tv/aaciidisco

23.08.2025 20:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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WEEK 2 SCHEDULE!!!

23.08.2025 16:20 — 👍 9    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

Bei Cosmonaut die erste Schicht vom Parkett durchgewischt

22.08.2025 14:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
You play your video games on “hard
mode?” That’s cute. I play them on
easy mode and get to solve the
same puzzles and see all the
cutscenes and dialogue.
The only difference is
you press X more to
do the same thing.

You play your video games on “hard mode?” That’s cute. I play them on easy mode and get to solve the same puzzles and see all the cutscenes and dialogue. The only difference is you press X more to do the same thing.

hard mode

21.08.2025 14:30 — 👍 255    🔁 37    💬 8    📌 2

That sounds like blasphemy 😅

20.08.2025 07:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Joyce Carol Oates @JoyceCarolOates
oh. he speaks to you often? are you a Diet Coke?
JMDeFee @LtlBfloJMD • 21h
I have never heard Trump say that the Nobel Peace prize is his motivation.
I have heard him say he wants the killing to stop.

Joyce Carol Oates @JoyceCarolOates oh. he speaks to you often? are you a Diet Coke? JMDeFee @LtlBfloJMD • 21h I have never heard Trump say that the Nobel Peace prize is his motivation. I have heard him say he wants the killing to stop.

JCO casually doing murders last night

18.08.2025 13:53 — 👍 1857    🔁 238    💬 9    📌 18

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