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Joe DiMaggio

@beezlesnort.bsky.social

65 Followers  |  42 Following  |  28 Posts  |  Joined: 24.03.2024  |  2.0851

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Jimmy Kimmel’s show has been cancelled | The New Disney | LUBACH
YouTube video by LUBACH Jimmy Kimmel’s show has been cancelled | The New Disney | LUBACH

www.youtube.com/watch?v=7vRX...

(Hattip @tiltmom.bsky.social )

19.09.2025 21:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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We Paid Some Etsy Witches to Curse Charlie Kirk If the far-right misogynist with a bad haircut wants to villainize independent women, Jezebel is more than happy to be the hag of his nightmares.

Posted on Sept 8, two days ago.

www.jezebel.com/we-paid-some...

10.09.2025 22:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Someone pointed out to me that "enigmas" is an anagram for "gamines".

09.09.2025 14:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Raging Guadalupe River Flash Flood in Kerrville 2025.
YouTube video by Scrib Nibit Raging Guadalupe River Flash Flood in Kerrville 2025.

Guy caught the flash flood as it reached Kerrville.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kYj...

06.07.2025 20:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They got their law degree from Youtube University.

02.07.2025 01:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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No surprises here.

28.05.2025 14:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Before goats / After goats

23.05.2025 05:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They are not our goats. We are merely renting them for a bit to clear out the blackberry bramble.

22.05.2025 00:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Goats!

21.05.2025 19:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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A pair of Stellar's Jays checking out the platform feeder I put up yesterday.

18.05.2025 06:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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A whistleblower's disclosure details how DOGE may have taken sensitive labor data A whistleblower tells Congress and NPR that DOGE may have taken sensitive labor data and hid its tracks. "None of that ... information should ever leave the agency," said a former NLRB official.

I'm stunned that I haven't seen much mention of this:

www.npr.org/2025/04/15/n...

The actual whistleblower complaint is here, and it's fucking terrifying.

whistlebloweraid.org/wp-content/u...

04.05.2025 19:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nice to meet you On The Ground. I'm Joe.

23.04.2025 20:39 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I've heard it called "Gridiron" before.

23.04.2025 20:36 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Having known you from before you entered law school, I can confirm that you've always seemed to enjoy a spirited debate.

23.04.2025 16:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Protest? I'd be there for the burritos.

20.04.2025 02:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Getting the Washington licenses for all of us took ONE DAY. Possibly because I assumed it would be just as difficult as Texas and brought the entire packet of info, including passports...

11.04.2025 19:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What's crazy to me is that when I got my Texas Real ID driver's license, I didn't have to do anything special to get it. It just showed up after a renewal one year.

But getting my kids' Texas driver's licenses was an ordeal that took weeks for each one. Their passports were easy in comparison.

11.04.2025 17:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a black and white photo of a man in a suit and hat pointing at something . ALT: a black and white photo of a man in a suit and hat pointing at something .
02.04.2025 15:16 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I can come over and eat the delicious bacon-wrapped sea scallops you have prepared, and wash them down with the generous gin and tonic.

28.03.2025 23:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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FURRIES Act filed by Texas lawmakers targets non-human student behavior in schools The bill aims to ban students from non-human behavior with exceptions for days designated for costumes like Halloween.

The Texas Legislature doing the important things.

www.kvue.com/article/news...

14.03.2025 20:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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DOGE Privacy Act Requests U.S. Representative Jamie Raskin is encouraging all U.S. citizens to join him this week in filing formal demands for access to their personal data obtained by the Department of Government Efficiency (...

There's a nice template you can use.

jamieraskin.com/doge-privacy...

14.03.2025 15:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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US joins Russia to vote against UN resolution condemning Russia’s war against Ukraine | CNN Politics The United States joined Russia to vote against a UN General Assembly resolution condemning Russia’s war against Ukraine Monday in a stunning shift from years of US policy.

www.cnn.com/2025/02/24/p...

At what point does this cross the line into actual treason?

24.02.2025 19:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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This morning at Dept of Housing and Urban Development (HUD) HQ in DC as mandatory return to office began, this video played on loop for ~5 mins on screens throughout the building, per agency source.

Building staff couldn’t figure out how to turn it off so sent people to every floor to unplug TVs.

24.02.2025 14:51 β€” πŸ‘ 44178    πŸ” 13648    πŸ’¬ 2094    πŸ“Œ 3309

Here's a handy list of Alt-Gov accounts.

bsky.app/profile/did:...

19.02.2025 03:16 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A Minecraft Movie | Official Trailer
YouTube video by Minecraft A Minecraft Movie | Official Trailer

"As a child, I yearned for the mines."
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbNz...

13.02.2025 19:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Lost Ariel today.

11.02.2025 22:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I submitted a bug report to Google Maps.

11.02.2025 16:35 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

DAAAAD!!!

11.02.2025 14:15 β€” πŸ‘ 146    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1

I have it on good authority that there's a high-level person in the Texas governor's office taking advantage of disability accommodations.

23.01.2025 17:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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We had a box in the garage with a bunch of glassware we got from my mother after she died. Finally went through it and found...

19.01.2025 22:54 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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