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Lavinia[soft butch extraordinaire]

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I’m Lavinia (Effen, if ya nasty) They/She Tired Mom. Musician. Insufferable AEW fangirl. I’m a silly goose in the streets and a shrieking horror in the sheets. You can probably find me fist fighting someone’s step dad in an Applebee’s parking lot.

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If I'm being honest, I'd probably be better suited to book a burlesque show than a wrestling show and I can accept that. I have strong feelings on what I want to see but I generally trust AEW is going to keep me entertained/engaged with Tony's booking.

06.03.2026 05:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Man, the HOA can suck it

06.03.2026 05:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Just going fucking insane making the gayest show of all time over here

#effybgb11 is gonna be so sick

05.03.2026 16:29 — 👍 54    🔁 13    💬 2    📌 2

Oof. Yep, I admittedly know even less about Finlay than I do Connors and Kidd but it feels like that'd be a drastic step back for the guy.

05.03.2026 13:55 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Oh god, yep. They'd definitely given him the famous humiliation ritual treatment they love to do. Probably being his dad out of retirement to do the dance with them too

05.03.2026 13:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I swear, if I was a billionaire I'd start my own wrestling promotion and would ban squash matches.

05.03.2026 13:51 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

"Nah, mate. That doesn't sound good for my career at all" is a *kind* of creative discussion he could have had with WWE 😂

05.03.2026 13:46 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
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El Paso without “FUCK ICE” chants #AEWDynamite

05.03.2026 02:41 — 👍 65    🔁 10    💬 2    📌 0

That would be pretty amazing.

05.03.2026 13:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Big Stoke and Probably a Cop FTR didn't want none of that.

05.03.2026 04:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ciampa slapped the SHIT out of Leather Daddy FTR and I am all for wherever that's headed.

05.03.2026 04:05 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Kris Statlander out here for the save looking like cyber goth Lara Croft.

05.03.2026 03:59 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a cartoon character says oh boy here i go killin again Alt: a cartoon character says oh boy here i go killin again

Swerve Strickland tonight:

05.03.2026 03:41 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Speed running Dynamite tonight, eh? Yeesh 😂

05.03.2026 03:01 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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It's Wednesday, my dudes (gn)

04.03.2026 18:15 — 👍 9    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

I'm with you on that one. I like Clark well enough but he's getting sucked into the Darby vortex and bleh.

Two ladies matches though! One for the World Title even! I'll be bouncing around all day just for that alone.

04.03.2026 15:23 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a cartoon of a man in a suit and tie standing in front of a fire escape Alt: Principle Skinner talking to himself, saying "am I out of touch? No, it's the children who are wrong"

Oof. Ol' Willy Corgs is starting to hit Dave Mustaine-level of bitter old man. So much ego to think 90's youth culture couldn't possibly have loved hip hop more than sad, bisexual vampire rock.

04.03.2026 13:38 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Weirdly enough kind of both 😂

04.03.2026 02:43 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Claudio Castagnoli holding Darby Allin above his head, preparing him to be thrown

Claudio Castagnoli holding Darby Allin above his head, preparing him to be thrown

Mentally and physically, I'm here.

04.03.2026 02:21 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Hot lady snow days are the best

03.03.2026 00:49 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
5 homemade beaded bracelets with song titles, album titles and references of the band Acid Bath

5 homemade beaded bracelets with song titles, album titles and references of the band Acid Bath

5 homemade beaded bracelets, one a song title from the band Acid Bath ("Jezebel") and four with the phrase "FUCK ICE")

5 homemade beaded bracelets, one a song title from the band Acid Bath ("Jezebel") and four with the phrase "FUCK ICE")

Plugging away at these bracelets for the concert in May...with only two albums to pull references from I had to get a little topical with some 💜

If you're going to see Acid Bath in Boston, I will have so many of these to give you 😂

02.03.2026 18:09 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

"low income white person eyes" just became my favorite insult 😂

01.03.2026 16:35 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

DQ finish leading to Kevin maybe worming into the Texas Death Match with Hanger maybe? Has there ever been a 3-way TDM?

Either way, I'm always pulling for him. Dude's been on fire for a minute.

01.03.2026 16:32 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

For the record, I still wouldn't watch it but at least his debut wouldn't have been this 😂

I'm already feeling the psychic damage of imagining what this would look like, I don't think I could actually watch a Russo product again.

01.03.2026 16:22 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Weirdly enough, Bro, I think Danhausen would crush it with Russo in Juggalo Wrestling, Bro.

As much as it hurts to hurl anything resembling a compliment towards that man, Russo would have made this at least interesting 😂

01.03.2026 16:17 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Oh shit, haven't been awake for an hour yet and have already scrolled across the dumbest shit I've ever seen this morning.

Fucking oof.

01.03.2026 14:33 — 👍 6    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

One day they'll grow up and probably be a bit more likeable...hopefully 😂

01.03.2026 14:30 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Just him though 😂 Gabe can go play with Darby somewhere

01.03.2026 14:27 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Hard same on that one. I've really got my fingers crossed on Connors being the male member added to the Madness that Thekla had mentioned wanting awhile back

01.03.2026 14:26 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Yea, my first reaction to seeing him last year was "bisexual Hangman?" but dude has a lot more going on for him. He seems like he's got a level of unhinged in him that even Hanger could take lessons from 😂

01.03.2026 14:19 — 👍 7    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0