Pungent Possum

Does the pope get buried in his giant hat? Does he need a bigger coffin for it if he does? #pope #rip

Smile 2 annoys me. No one needs that many glass VOSS bottles... just reuse one, you jerk. 😒 #Voss #smile2 #richpeoplearesoannoying

Their little angry white brows warm the cockles of my heart

Discussions of good character redemption and arcs always seem to miss one of the best examples, in my opinion. Muthafuckin' Tandy. Went from being my least favorite to my most. #lastmanonearth #Tandy

Bruh it's gotten bad. Did like, 10 squats with a 30 pound weight yesterday and my thighs still hurt. 😒 I hate that you have to exercise a lot to make exercising not suck. #unfit #fitness #30s #lazyfuck

So bummed we aren't getting a second season of Ratched. Such a fantastic show. #nurseratched #ratched #sarahpaulson #wtfnetflix

If we made schooling for doctors and nurses free, maybe we wouldn't be so overloaded and understaffed at hospitals... waiting 8.5+ hours in emergency due to persistent heart pain is not acceptable. #canadianhealthcare #freebutatwhatcost #freeeducation #nurses #doctors

I got 100% on my second psychology exam!!

My favorite chocolates from my darling @lokiboki.bsky.social ❤️ I love #valentinesday

This is the cutest 😍 😭 💗

Hahah my broke ass wouldn't have the money for a cover up and I'd probably just stick n poke "FUCK TERFS" over it

Honing my woodburning skills

#art #possum #artist #woodburning

You're lucky you ain't a millennial. It's rife among my age group

I have a lot of critique for my past self.... but I am extremely grateful my last self never got a Harry Potter tattoo, even though I was obsessed.

See? I'm capable of looking at the positives too.

He eats vegemite, that's close enough.

RIP Neil Gaiman.... he didn't die, but he's dead to me.

@bsky.app if you don't want us saying "reskeet," make this app less like twitter. 🤷‍♂️

If you get yellow and white you can have candy corn nails for Halloween :o

Looks like we'll both be eating 3 meals at a time then

A picture of napoleon dynamite advertising special edition comfy pants with a bright red pouch on the side for your tater tots. He is doing a sensual pose against an orange van, with one leg up on the back of it. That booty is poppin

The only thing that can save this world right now is if they brought back the tater tot pants.

I was hoping I would hate my future mother in law because she is like... critical or annoying... not because she suckles the shit off a fascist cult leaders boots

Awww I hope I get to meet him one day 😊 he looks like the goodest boy.

I got full marks on my first psychology assignment!! 😁 I love LOVE LOVE learning psychology

Is that Finn? 🤩

I hate money. I'm so tired of poverty. One day I'll have a job that leaves me secure and fulfilled. Just gotta keep breathing until then

@bsky.app if I may suggest, I think groups would be an awesome feature. This is a bit too much like Twitter, and Twitter sucks

Without fail, every time we get pizza, this asshole claims it like a shitty grease dragon

Glad to finally be getting rid of facebook. 😘