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@ilyon.bsky.social

Co-host of @ruffcutscast Partnered streamer at: http://twitch.tv/ilyon_ http://Patreon.com/Ilyon Professional photographer

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I haven't touched Deadlock in a while but I guess this is the big news right now

12.02.2026 15:52 β€” πŸ‘ 336    πŸ” 60    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 0
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a dog is digging in the sand on a beach ALT: a dog is digging in the sand on a beach

Refer to my message yesterday, except instead of facing a dwarf in combat tonight, we join @visualpine.bsky.social as dwarven brethren :)

www.twitch.tv/propokenoob

12.02.2026 17:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

cloaca comics

12.02.2026 06:32 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Twitch Twitch is the world

It's time for me to go back. We're rating Elder Scrolls Chapter II: Daggerfall for DOScider - the ranking of DOS.
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12.02.2026 03:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

highly doubt any of this is true for the record. they said the same thing about UK and Australian age verification and i know people in their forties who discord couldn't infer were of age. don't buy it

11.02.2026 18:43 β€” πŸ‘ 829    πŸ” 435    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 2
Episode 254 - Rude Dog and the Dweebs | Ruff Cuts We learn all about how rude is good with Rude Dog! What's some good rude things you can do to make the world better? Value your friends! Treat pets with respect! Murder a cat?! And never say "no"

WE have an itch and gotta scratch it! Time for Episode 254 - Rude Dog and the Dweebs

11.02.2026 20:07 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor

11.02.2026 01:46 β€” πŸ‘ 19952    πŸ” 4449    πŸ’¬ 109    πŸ“Œ 67
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Twitch Twitch is the world

Internet issues resolved - Let's do more roguelike clearing attempts! Less than 90 games left (until y'all add more). Starting with Wildfrost
Twitch.tv/Ilyon_

11.02.2026 02:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Remove Your Ring Camera With a Claw Hammer Home and life improvement.

β€œFor stubbornly attached units, you can also use the flat side of the hammer in a straight-on strike, repeated until the item is rendered into a pile of splinters that can be swept up using an everyday broom and dustpan.”

10.02.2026 20:43 β€” πŸ‘ 239    πŸ” 92    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 3
Title: What I think will happen everytime I ask "can I join"
Picture: Drawing of a sheep who's been thrown at by a bunch of tomatoes

Title: What I think will happen everytime I ask "can I join" Picture: Drawing of a sheep who's been thrown at by a bunch of tomatoes

10.02.2026 20:28 β€” πŸ‘ 5731    πŸ” 2221    πŸ’¬ 31    πŸ“Œ 84

CONFIRMED BY SCIENCE: anyone more online than me is a loser phone addict and everyone less online than me are basic underdeveloped normies

10.02.2026 14:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2429    πŸ” 357    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 4

"the vast majority of you won't have to worry about this" I don't even fucking care if it turns out it's only three people that have to worry about this, it shouldn't be implemented, period. Keep cancelling your Nitro, they're clearly noticing

10.02.2026 02:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1803    πŸ” 922    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 5
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Labyrinth of Touhou Tri - Etrian Touhou

www.twitch.tv/wanderingnew...

09.02.2026 23:59 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

please give us more personal data please please please please c’mon you’re being so mean dude. we only got breached like three times. we’re NOT going to sell it man please please please plus its for like safety? so you’re the one who looks stupid right now come on pleaaaaaase just one data point bro

09.02.2026 18:44 β€” πŸ‘ 8324    πŸ” 3542    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 20
"... where, anytime, and interact with crafts and characters all over each of fifty planets, for as long as I wanted After rescuing my allotment of pods I can survey the world, taking out remaining enemies, playing with different viewpoints and examining structures. Each level is a different type of rescue mission requiring a completely new strategy than the last. Some moons are totally hostile while others require intense exploration and passive gameplay. I played for 3 hours to complete the first eight moons, then suprisingly met a boss on the ninth. At that point (I'm used to 16 bit games) I figured it was over. But I was wrong. Eight more appeared that required massive study to conquer. Then, after another twelve hours of engulfing gameplay, I reached the end once again, fought two huge gunships and figured, for  sure, that was it. Again, I was wrong. Eight more planets appeared that I  am still, two days later, studying."

"... where, anytime, and interact with crafts and characters all over each of fifty planets, for as long as I wanted After rescuing my allotment of pods I can survey the world, taking out remaining enemies, playing with different viewpoints and examining structures. Each level is a different type of rescue mission requiring a completely new strategy than the last. Some moons are totally hostile while others require intense exploration and passive gameplay. I played for 3 hours to complete the first eight moons, then suprisingly met a boss on the ninth. At that point (I'm used to 16 bit games) I figured it was over. But I was wrong. Eight more appeared that required massive study to conquer. Then, after another twelve hours of engulfing gameplay, I reached the end once again, fought two huge gunships and figured, for sure, that was it. Again, I was wrong. Eight more planets appeared that I am still, two days later, studying."

It occurs to me that many people don't know about the GameFan coffee incident.

In 1993, GameFan published a manic 6-page review of the game Cybermorph that was written while tripping on LSD that somebody put in the office coffee pot

The review declared that Cybermorph was the first "real" game

09.02.2026 06:50 β€” πŸ‘ 792    πŸ” 294    πŸ’¬ 24    πŸ“Œ 18
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Twitch Twitch is the world

Streaming random Itch.io games - You can vote games off, or add more time
Twitch.tv/Ilyon_

09.02.2026 02:51 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i am mercifully normie-passing. im really only like 10% freak compared to the much higher freak percentages around me. but you gotta remember that to The Enemy there's no difference between 10% freak and 100% freak so always stand by your freaks

08.02.2026 23:36 β€” πŸ‘ 136    πŸ” 41    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2

I’m here in Minneapolis and in a few groups responding to the attacks - observing, recording, warning but also getting groceries to people in hiding.

The post below doesn’t ring true to me at all. The volunteers are amazing (most do more than I do), and NOBODY is worried about protestor behavior.

08.02.2026 21:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1028    πŸ” 224    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 5
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People: 8-Month-Old Baby Goes Viral After Hairdresser Mom Gave Her a 'Fresh' Set of 22 Inch Extensions (Exclusive)

People: 8-Month-Old Baby Goes Viral After Hairdresser Mom Gave Her a 'Fresh' Set of 22 Inch Extensions (Exclusive)

Baby with 22inch hair extensions

Baby with 22inch hair extensions

This photo is funnier than it has any business being

people.com/hairdresser-...

07.02.2026 15:13 β€” πŸ‘ 11913    πŸ” 1974    πŸ’¬ 109    πŸ“Œ 318
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Twitch Twitch is the world

Session 21 of clearing every roguelike I own! Starting with some Dungeon Crawl Stone Soup, by request
twitch.tv/Ilyon_

08.02.2026 02:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

High refresh rates are a scourge. You're at 60fps, having a great time. You see a 120hz screen, now you're ruined on 60. You glimpse 165, now 120 is trash. Some guy tries to show you 240, you shut your eyes, you don't open them til he's dead. You've killed a man now and for what

07.02.2026 07:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1335    πŸ” 337    πŸ’¬ 52    πŸ“Œ 25
Chulip for PS2. The dad character is saying "everyone is talking about DAN"

Chulip for PS2. The dad character is saying "everyone is talking about DAN"

"my son successfully kissed for the first time"

"my son successfully kissed for the first time"

A big tree with a face says "DAN has kissed 1 time(s) in his whole life"

A big tree with a face says "DAN has kissed 1 time(s) in his whole life"

"Fantastic. I shall strengthen his heart."

"Fantastic. I shall strengthen his heart."

It is important to play old games that you've never ever heard of.

07.02.2026 14:36 β€” πŸ‘ 32    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
An ad for Crystal Dynamics, featuring Gex, front and center. It promises "multiple games, multiple platforms, multiple orgasms."

An ad for Crystal Dynamics, featuring Gex, front and center. It promises "multiple games, multiple platforms, multiple orgasms."

Okay I buried the lede here. In the 1995 E3 Show Daily, Crystal Dynamics ran an ad that promised, in no uncertain terms, that playing Gex would give you "multiple orgasms"

They ran this ad at a professional event

06.02.2026 17:04 β€” πŸ‘ 174    πŸ” 74    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 10
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shmoking on

04.06.2024 04:50 β€” πŸ‘ 91    πŸ” 29    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Awesome man I can’t wait to never use this

05.02.2026 21:38 β€” πŸ‘ 242    πŸ” 64    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 12
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Who's a widdle kiwwer!

05.02.2026 23:39 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Twitch Twitch is the world

Feeling over my cold/flu enough to stream some more! Back to trying to clear every single roguelike I own
twitch.tv/Ilyon_

05.02.2026 03:07 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Blizzard renames Overwatch 2 to Overwatch, 4 years after deciding Overwatch was Overwatch 2, because "Overwatch is more than just a digit: it's a living universe," called Overwatch

Blizzard renames Overwatch 2 to Overwatch, 4 years after deciding Overwatch was Overwatch 2, because "Overwatch is more than just a digit: it's a living universe," called Overwatch

I love video games

04.02.2026 21:46 β€” πŸ‘ 2227    πŸ” 553    πŸ’¬ 50    πŸ“Œ 106

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