Next time im in your neighborhood you can claim the lift of your choice. Piggyback, fireman, bridal carry. You name it lol.
I am very confident that I could 🫡
Do gifs work on here now? If so please look at my muscles. (I tried to add alt text but it didn't work this is just my middle aged butch arm flexing my middle aged butch triceps)
Here's a picture I took 7 years ago in Times Square
i think about this line every so often and crack up
happy 14th anniversary to all who observe
"Car-centric design is creating a public health crisis in the US"
AT LEAST ONE GUY EVERY TIME THIS COMES UP: so you wanna BAN cars?? You want your jackbooted thugs pull me over and stand on my balls til they're red? For driving? I don't even OWN a car but you wanna punish MY balls?? For driving??
is life just a series of days where you're tired in the afternoon and wide awake at night, running behind on weekly deadlines, and seeing pants get slim and big and then slim again over the years until you die?
Yeah I don't envy dogs or dog owners today. I'm staying in until things settle down enough for shoveling to make any sense.
I guess I will find out how much it snowed later.
Just came under a MASSIVE PSYCHIC ASSAULT at the grocery store
i eat a pepperoni pizza hot pocket for lunch almost every day and i enjoy it every time.
Olympics are fine but nothing beats the thrill of watching the map with the little car carrying my pizza
Sounds rough! I avoid this ever happening to me with One Weird Trick
this is what your inseam looks like
Rosey's back in the ER for another overnight stay, dangerously low blood sugar this morning, they need to do a glucose curve over 24 hours and an ultrasound to see if there could be something underlying.
Good morning and welcome to baseball season.
refreshing tumblr over and over again to no avail trying to post about the fact that tumblr is down
thread of places to donate in springfield, OH in anticipation of an ICE surge targeting Haitian immigrants
Can I afford to buy a new bottle of tom ford noir before a bill autopay hits?
GOOD SMELLING ACCOUNTANT: I don’t know if you can afford not to
thanks bud ❤️
thank you!
my life is cat management simulator and i fear i am losing.
and now eddie has something going on with a tooth or his mouth and the vet cant fit him in with rosey's already scheduled appointment on thursday morning so we're bringing him in that afternoon. so basically by this time next week i will have been to the vet 9 times since christmas.
a month ago rosey had to go to the ER and we got a diabetes diagnosis for him that we're still in the trying-to-get-it-under-control stage on, aggie has been in the hospital since monday for an i-131 thyroid treatment and has to isolate in our guest room for two weeks once she gets home
