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@ccracker.bsky.social

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Latest posts by ccracker.bsky.social on Bluesky

Respectfully looking at the bloating

12.10.2025 15:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Just your average jerk-off session

12.10.2025 15:07 β€” πŸ‘ 76    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

In Tokyo atm on vacation. been Having a great time until I took a tour bus to mt.Fuj. everything you could possibly imagine went wrong, and top it off a man crapped in a bag in the aisle of the bus home and we’ve been smelling it for the past three hours

12.10.2025 10:47 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Rise of the Triad fanart

03.10.2025 21:59 β€” πŸ‘ 73    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You should see the other side lol

02.10.2025 23:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Its all fluff, I swear

02.10.2025 22:29 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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As soon as its october its obviously the right time to immediately start trying on costumes.

02.10.2025 22:10 β€” πŸ‘ 100    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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Tip for fastfood workers: Dont let cute lil animals beg for treats outside - the problem, like them, will soon grow out of control.

Drawn by @kinkaxa.bsky.social
ft. Gayporeon on FA

26.09.2025 23:25 β€” πŸ‘ 793    πŸ” 144    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
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Roxy having a little too much fun in the soda isle~
Render for @ccracker.bsky.social

20.09.2025 23:13 β€” πŸ‘ 26    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Retro studios is trapped in Metroid and starfox racing hell

01.09.2025 21:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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She'll drop a poketruck on you

30.08.2025 20:48 β€” πŸ‘ 66    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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hard to work out when you can't stop cumming on the mirror πŸ’ͺ

30.08.2025 13:20 β€” πŸ‘ 481    πŸ” 85    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

A lotta loud baaah-ing at the squat racks. And also a lotta loud creaking of gym gear straining against all that mutton.

30.08.2025 13:16 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

He’s kinda cheated with his gainz cuz of all the shakes - and despite how huge he is, he never actually learned how to use gym equipment properly. If only he had an experienced spotter to help him out

30.08.2025 13:02 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Tfw you drink so many protein shakes that you start making your own in massive quantities

30.08.2025 12:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Give him some kegs-worth of shakes and he might love you back lol

30.08.2025 12:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

2-3ft taller and 200lb heavier than anyone else in the gym yet he'll still turn to jelly if you pet his fluff.

30.08.2025 12:34 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Glad you like it so much! I’m a big fan of your work too, I really liked your Krystal sequence way back when, and the one with the really buff fem renamon.

30.08.2025 10:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

There technically already is one on my FA page I drew a year or so ago. Should be called 'beware the weresheep'

29.08.2025 01:59 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Wait till you notice the tail

29.08.2025 00:59 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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A story in which Cracker becomes addicted to protien shakes ft. @nathyness.hyper.wang

29.08.2025 00:08 β€” πŸ‘ 548    πŸ” 126    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 1

Mmmaybe. Kinda hard to ignore it when she leaves it resting on the countertop when you're trying to order popcorn

28.07.2025 11:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ikr? Almost makes you wanna challenge her too

28.07.2025 11:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks! It can be deceptively difficult to draw a good gut shape

28.07.2025 11:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Cass tends to have that effect on people lol

28.07.2025 11:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Be careful when you make your unusually virile sheep a roadside attraction. He might end up a bigger attraction than you may have been anticipating.

Comm seq by @endm.ink

27.07.2025 22:27 β€” πŸ‘ 105    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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At the burger place Cass likes to frequent, people like to challenge her to eating contest where the loser pays for the winners meal. Cass is a undefeated champion and always up for a challenge, but sometimes that runs her into trouble.

25.07.2025 15:48 β€” πŸ‘ 938    πŸ” 211    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0
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token (comm) for @ccracker.bsky.social

17.07.2025 20:56 β€” πŸ‘ 86    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The time Cracker got addicted to drinking protein shakes

16.07.2025 21:04 β€” πŸ‘ 217    πŸ” 50    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 1

Forget calls, I let Roxy use my paypal.

13.07.2025 17:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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