Two text messages, that I received right after each other from @relishously.bsky.social this AM.
I lolโd ๐
โI called the fire departmentโ
โAnd I lost my bananaโ
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Two text messages, that I received right after each other from @relishously.bsky.social this AM.
I lolโd ๐
โI called the fire departmentโ
โAnd I lost my bananaโ
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03.07.2025 13:55 โ ๐ 214 ๐ 65 ๐ฌ 19 ๐ 17Ooooooooooh
30.04.2025 13:34 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0โMaine may be one of the first states to undergo an investigation by his Administration, but we wonโt be the last. Today, the President of the United States has targeted one particular group on one particular issue which Maine law has addressed. But you must ask yourself: who and what will he target next, and what will he do? Will it be you? Will it be because of your race or your religion? Will it be because you look different or think differently? Where does it end? In America, the President is neither a King nor a dictator, as much as this one tries to act like it โ and it is the rule of law that prevents him from being so."
Gov. Mills showed precisely the sort of integrity in the face of political pressure that the majority of the party currently lacks. More importantly, she did so extemporaneously and without hesitation from a purple state where this isn't a universally popular position.
www.maine.gov/governor/mil...
Agreed! Hahahhaha
24.02.2025 04:47 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Canโt believe the knives are already out in the stores. The Ides of March gets more commercialized every year.
24.02.2025 01:16 โ ๐ 9763 ๐ 1664 ๐ฌ 208 ๐ 63me in 2077: what people forget is that there were a half dozen plane crashes each month before the Great AI Plane Skyfall of 2025
grandson: wow so everybody thought AI was going to fix all of that?
me: haha what? oh. no. not even kind of. No
Love this!
17.02.2025 17:47 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Yum!
05.02.2025 14:08 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0If you see this post something blue ๐๐๐
29.01.2025 16:39 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 1Dude same... All platforms really. It's dangerous.
22.01.2025 05:14 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0As best you can, ignore him.
21.01.2025 22:11 โ ๐ 86968 ๐ 7334 ๐ฌ 3440 ๐ 684I'm excited to dig in but also nervous.
22.01.2025 04:59 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Ohhhhhh I wanna know too! I love NSFW books๐น
22.01.2025 04:58 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0All I've done today is read a book. #noregrets
20.01.2025 23:19 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Earth Explodes
Earth Explodes
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