Maybe she thinks you could ascend to the level of cat.

Important exit poll question: Would you vote for Larry Heather if his name were Harry Leather?

The way most of them con money out of us, this is actually a refreshing change.

Read it when I was a kid and loved it.

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“It’s official: The best indie bookstore in the U.S. is tucked behind a candy-striped awning…”

The Mystery of the Long Gone Awning.

I currently have a surplus of female rage in my life, but at least this'll be well written. Sold!

We only get one?

Yeah, but it was just a rebound.

I like to see people succeed, but I LOVE to see them fail.

Will you be able to schedule it around battling GI Joe?

Beautiful! MAYBE some peppers, but you’ve got the pesto going, so that’s a very soft maybe.

While I aspire to go pro one day, I’m more of a lapsed atheist—day to day I’m fine, but whenever I get in trouble, I start praying.

Congratulations! I intend to vote early AND often!

“You may photograph our backs, I suppose. If you must.”

We appreciate you're sacrifice.

He looks like he knows he's a metaphor.

But I didn't want STALE shit!

Sounds like the sting operation is making good progress. Don't, uh, blow his cover.

Damn! It’s true—restaurants need editors.

‘The egg and kimchi confection is one of Chen’s boldest appetizers, an insouciant yet disciplined pairing that perfectly heralds the delights to come. And at $47, it’s the perfect impulse order.’

I’m beginning to fear that you shouldn’t be trusted with the godlike power of time travel.

But the butterfly effect of that would erase the Jurassic Park movies, some of which were quite good. And also the short story we got the term 'butterfly effect' from. Though it would spare us the awful TV puppet show DINOSAURS, so you should go for it.

This demigod and his pedestal.

I think Anakin's moral authority is somewhat undercut by his previous murder of Count Dooku at the behest of the selfsame elected official. And this despite the fact that 'Dooku' is an extremely silly name.

Kinda rockin’ the Beatles moptop, too.

They looked sharp, but were extremely uncomfortable. Metaphor!

The strangest thing? It's a par 4.

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