Aylia Colwell

Happy Mother’s Day

Toe beans, y’all. #ReasonsMyFriendsHateMe #ToeBeans #webcomic

#ReasonsMyFriendsHateMe

#ReasonsMyFriendsHateMe

I wrote some books. You should totally read them. #booksky #TheWhiteMaskSociety available on KU or bookshop.org and stuff

Three years ago, I couldn’t even run 1 mile in under 13 minutes. Yesterday, I ran a half marathon in under 2 hours.
I can do hard things and I love my body.

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I know Mr. Rogers said to “look for the helpers ” but I don’t think we need to construct quite so many situations in which we need so many helpers…

Just saw #CaptainAmericaBraveNewWorld and why is Harrison Ford’s red hulk literally a better president than what we have

The White Mask Society Amazon.com: The White Mask Society: 9798862630190: Colwell, A.M.: Books

Please buy/read/review my book so I can quit my sh*tty day job! a.co/d/bfafhEB

I wrote a book about shape shifters and young love and a secret world and nymphs and anxiety and choice. It’s about taking control of your life, even if you think you know what’s supposed to happen. Even if someone tells you you’re not enough. You are enough and you have a choice. #booksky

Hey #booksky I’ll be at the Fae Ball on March 29 in Kansas City. Come say hi and let’s chat about our favorite book boyfriends 🔥

Have you seen how hideously large the modern iPhone is? I’m in crisis. It does not fit in my hand or pockets.

Sometimes I experience déjà vu so extreme I wonder if I only exist in that moment for eternity.

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but “whence” means “from where,” so you don’t need to say “from whence” because it’s like saying “from from where.”

Where do tow trucks live? And why is that place always 90 minutes minimum from wherever you happen to be?

Self love, y’all #reasonsmyfriendshateme

Oh this is the series featured in my last posted comic. Favorite book series ever. 👌🏻 #booksky #shadesofmagic

The struggle is real. #booksky #reasonsmyfriendshateme

Listening to this audiobook again even though it’s been less than a month because why not it makes me happy shut up #booksky #alihazelwood

Frankie says Relax

Hi #booksky! Here’s my second book!

Oh! Is this #booksky? Am I doing it right? 📚

Or else find it on KU if you’re like me and your hands are too small for paper books. 📖

I wrote some books. Here’s the first one. You can buy it here if you want to: www.ayliacolwell.com/the-white-ma...

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Ok wait this is my favorite thing I’ve ever made.

Octavia Butler, too. Parable of the Sower.

Abortion is healthcare. And they were never going to lower costs.

I have a system for determining if I want to be friends with someone. There are a lot of qualifications. But the NUMBER ONE THING I always start with:
Are they a N*zi?
And if the answer is anything other than F*%! NO then I do not want to be friends with that person.