Samael McGuffin

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Buxom, blue-eyed, blonde from eastern Europe slides into my DM's yesterday.

A 30 second cursory search through her social media suggests she is not a bot, but unfortunately some posts are dog whistles to problematic ideologies...

You may be hot, but can you even have a conversation?

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Self check-ins are good every once in a while.

(How are you doing?)
Me: "Not too bad actually considering everything"
(What has your diet been like?)
Me: "Mostly bread. And cheese."
(What else?)
Me: "Coffee. And tea."
(Of course)
Me:" Whiskey.."
(Hmmm.. 🤔)
Me:" And water!"
(Very good!!)

a man wearing headphones is playing a guitar in front of a green background . Alt: a man wearing headphones is playing a guitar in front of a green background .

This may be a controversial subject, but I feel that not everything has to be at AA440 tunning.

Other frequencies are just as valid and fine!

I would assume the majority are haters.

English have "cold hearts"

That is no longer true. Over the past few years, you can see warmth, support, & kindness.

When we stand together there is nothing, nothing, nothing we cannot accomplish.

We stand by you 🇬🇧🫂🇺🇸

In this thread, u will find photos/vids from friends around the world #NoKings👑

We know who we are

We know why we’re protesting

Tomorrow we will show our love for our country & our democracy & expose trump & the GOP to be the liars & traitors they are!

Stay safe. Stay peaceful.

#NoKings
#ProudBlue
#Voices4Victory

It's a good idea! #activism #media

Why we fight so hard. Our young leaders are watching. It might not impact you today, but it will tomorrow. #NoKings ❌👑

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Completed step two of my "De-Googleification".

First step. Break habit of search engine use.
Switched to DuckDuckGo

Second step: Replace Pixel watch
Switched to Garmin

Third Step: Pixel phone
Still need to install Graphene. If cannot survive this way, such to flip phone and laptop for good.

Not that hard actually.

Just proves how performative and fake she is.

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Had to talk about my divorce yesterday.

Something that irked me at the end?

When ex had to write out my full name on the divorce paperwork, she spelled my middle name incorrectly.

It's really that hard and your first guess would be correct.

After eight years? Not knowing how to spell it?

Just use a little AI, bro. It's just a tool, bro. Like a search engine but BETTER! Bro, just try it. You don't need much! You'll see. C'mon bro. Are you scared? What are you scared of? It's just like asking a friend a question. You hate friends now? This is why you don't have any.

a baby is sitting on a couch and making a funny face while asking why . Alt: a baby is sitting on a couch and making a funny face while asking why .

I have discovered that it takes me one year and ten months to wear through my cane tips.

Which of course are a non-standard size and I have to find them in a special place.

Random rubber covering for a ladder step well thingy stopper...

It's the little things. Why all the hassle universe?

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Heard this afternoon from a woman calling out other women for bad behavior: "Some people use dating apps like punching bags."

Yeah. Thanks, but no thanks.

a man with his eyes closed is standing in front of a blue brick wall and a sign that says schit me at work . Alt: a man with his eyes closed is standing in front of a blue brick wall and a sign that says schit me at work .

I told my boss last week, that I am putting in way too many hours and I need to have at least two days off in a row for the weekends.
Today I put in 11 hours and get a special project at 4pm.
Me: "Yeah... When do you need this?"
Them: "Tomorrow afternoon."
Me: "This will wait till tomorrow."

Judge blocks National Guard deployment in Illinois for 2 weeks A judge has blocked the deployment of National Guard troops in the Chicago area for two weeks, finding no substantial evidence that a “danger of rebellion” is brewing in Illinois.

Judge blocks National Guard deployment in Illinois for 2 weeks

So Trump lost in Oregon and in Illinois, talk about fraud, waste and abuse. He is wasting so much of our tax dollars just to avoid the release of the Epstein files and to cause chaos. Worst president ever!!!
/1

A 6-year-old immigrant child is handcuffed with hands behind their back and arrested.
Trump’s America.

#ResistanseUnited #wtpBLUE #DemsUnited #DV1
☕ An Image of the Week

Dear Officers:

You are not witnessing “insurrection”.

You are confronting law-abiding fellow citizens. To please the self-claimed king.

Are you proud of the mission?

No gods
No kings
Only frogs

This needs more attention

These 20 Apps Are Watching You—And You Probably Use Them Every Day You might use these apps every day, but have no idea what they collect. These 20 apps are quietly harvesting your location, contacts, photos, and more—here's what you can do about it.

A lot of the apps on your phone are tracking your physical location and selling that information to other companies. Here's a fantastic explainer from @pcmag.com about 20 of the most common apps that spy on you. Service journalism at its finest. www.pcmag.com/explainers/t...

BREAKING: Illinois has filed suit to block Trump's deployment of the military to Chicago.

storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

Did you know?

robert downey jr. is wearing a purple sweater and looking at something . Alt: robert downey jr. is wearing a purple sweater and looking at something .

"I am getting quarters for your air machine outside which takes $1.50. Therefore I gave you two single dollars. The one with the dog eared corner is the last one I gave you"

I am peevish about certain things.
One of which is the gas station cashiers in a call on their bluetooth headsets.
They are not paying attention at all and it's quite annoying!

Me: "Listen dude. I gave you two one dollar bills. I am high af right now and even I know this. Watch the tapes!"

Not real well tbh. Committed to fight though!

FAA has issued MASSIVE temporary flight restriction which prohibits drones (i.e., photography) over Chicago.

They did similar around federal buildings in Los Angeles since June protests, but really no comparison...

Chicago's TFR covers 900x more area than ones in LA! 🧵👇
tfr.faa.gov/tfr3/?page=d...

Soooo, I'm seeing a lot of snarky posts, claiming that the rapture didn't happen (again)...

But maybe it did. 🤣😂🤣

🎥 @mrwilliamsprek